So Sup Forums? Have you gotten those contracts yet?

So Sup Forums? Have you gotten those contracts yet?

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It isnt even difficult, just a bunch of whiny faggots being faggots.

Although i have played metal slug since i was 5 so maybe i am a little bit over-average

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shut up, gaymo

No, daddy. Please punish me!

Guys I need help
I can’t over that pillar in the tutorial
How do I get pass it?

I'm about average and I beat the game the day after I bought it

Fio is best girl.

Jump airdash

>Fio is best girl.

My nigger

>user why do you always pick Fio?
>Are you a faggot or something?
>I just like to see them die.
>Sent to therapy

Mind you the one asking was my mother

Why the devil need help from a couple of kids anyway?

There is something extremely sexy about King Dice but I can't tell what.

He's just a lazy fuck head. Sloth is a deadly sin after all. I mean, one of the debtors was right in front of his front door

BS. He's a 6 at best.

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>>I just like to see them die.

I admittedly missed the first Sup Forumsmrade and Sup Forums-tan thread. Anyone got a link from the archives?

>Really wanna draw lewd of the game
>Want to wait until I beat the game
>Stuck on The devil

You should have mentioned the acid deaths in 3. You may have still been sectioned, but your mom would probably be glad to hear she's going to be a grandma some day.

youtube.com/watch?v=U4w68TH70xc
have you tried bringing out your stand?

>You should have mentioned the acid deaths in 3.

I see you are a man of culture as well.

>game takes place in the 1930s
>no stereotypical hobo boss

What loadout do you have?

I find that using spread the whole time works. He's a big target and he never really moves

Pic related is the closest thing to a hobo in the whole game. He even states that he doesn’t have any treasure.

He's kind of a punk-ass, though.

>overshadowed by the mermaid in terms of the "summoning creatures of the sea" thing
>over shadowed by Sally and the doctor in terms of human bosses
>over shadowed by his ship in his own battle and is the one boss who doesn't get to fight in his own final phase

>always pick Fio
>except in 3 where she gets abducted
>pick Marco in 3 and let him get abducted
>have a headcanon that Fio and Marco are dating
>Fio goes to rescue him in space without a second thought and saves her boyfriend, and the world

As I'm older I now realize I have a reverse gender roles/gentle femdom fetish. Metal Slug 3 just helped solidify it

If you don’t already, have charge shot and smoke dash equipped. Charge is pretty useful when taking out the side enemies during the second phase and getting potshots on the devil. Smoke dash helps with the final phase. Everything else comes down to memory and reflexes.

>>no stereotypical hobo boss

Most of the casino bosses are thematically drunk gamblers.

>I have a reverse gender roles/gentle femdom fetish.

Excellent taste my negro

why is king dice so hot

I thought they were supposed to be employees of the casino

Only basic cunts think King Dice is hot, The great Djimmi is where it's at

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Vote pls

Nope, too busy fightin' fer freedoms.

>dr robot
>hard
LMAO FUCKING CASUAL

I did find it neat how he has 5 phases

stfu i beat champion gundyr fists only

yes. yes i have
and i keeping them

bara tiddies are overrated

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Was there any particular reason he was smoking a pipe the whole time? It's not used much in the fight, and it doesn't really fit the rest of his design

Is this game worth getting ? I know about the difficulty should I ?

Yes and desu it's not that difficult. Just a Sup Forums meme.

This is a metal slug thread now

I took a break from it because I had to move and now I can't get used to it again. I'm gonna have to start over :')

It’s on sale on steam right now. I don’t see any reason why not to pick it up. If you like rubberhose animation and a decent challenge, pick it up.

if you are baiting for (you)s you need to start with a controversial statement.
Noone is going to fight you with that one.

>user why do you always pick Fio?
>Because I like looking at girls

I find it strange that more people don't do this. I mean why play as an ugly man when you can look at hot women all day.

Self-inserting.

Those poor manlets

Sup Forums

But then Sup Forums will start bitching saying it’s Sup Forums.

This game has been out since September and we still haven’t decided if it’s Sup Forums or Sup Forums? What the fuck is it then?!

2 or X?

3 is the best one m8
(but the japanese and arabs troops are my favorite)

one of game creators' fetish

I think everything is default except Autoparry for the tears. It's mostly just, by the time I get there I've probably taken 1 or 2 hits already so fucking up the timing at all kills me.

If they made a cuphaed cartoon, would all the bosses be Cuphead's buddies? They mentioned at the beginning that he's collecting soul contracts from his "friends" and that they simply become monstrous when trying to defend themselves.

>he doesn't beat every boss on expert with S rank

>he thinks i have that much patience or time on my hands

>Cuphead is the last time we'll ever see traditional hand-drawn animation in United Shits of America ever again

You need to:
>Equip Charge Shot
>Equip Special Regen
>Git Gud
In that order

>he doesn't have a few hours to spare perfecting his skills while fighting Mike Fleisher's adopted children

>special regen
N-NANI?

There's a Charm that fills your special meter over time
Hope you found all the coins

>reversing gender roles would result in female domination
really makes me think.

Broforce is such a fun game, even if a couple levels were kinda infuriating in how long they took to beat

Well, Cuphead 2 in five years if we're lucky.

I think so. If it's an Adventure of the Week thing they'd probably designate three or so to be the regular villains/Henchmen.

I'm thinking Beppi, Dr. Kahl, and Verner

Let's hope for a caveman boss and an alien boss who uses wacky retrofuturistic weapons.

i beat the robot and stopped playing the game after that

Who are the best two bosses, and why are they Sally and Wally?

popeye

>doesn't fit his design.

Also pipe and hooka smoking is very popular among arabs.

>Cala Maria and hilda berg are the only ones left to fight on expert

I CAN'T HELP IT. THOSE STUPID SAUCERS ARE RNG BULLCRAP.

>tfw Canada produces better quality animation then the shit we get here in the states.

>using auto parry instead of smoke dash
>not having charge shot

Well there’s your fucking problem.

Here’s some pitches an user made for potential episodes when the game was still hot off the press.