A wizard appears before you and grant you three options.
1.The chance to get a random superpower.
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2. Ten million dollars of U.S currency, no questions asked.
3. Take nothing and walk away. (But hey you did get to meet a real wizard)
So what will it be?
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Give me a superpower I guess
Superpower. All the money in the world can't buy a superpower, but some superpowers can make me wealthy. It's worth the gamble.
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Meh, I'll take it.
>Photokinetic Surfing
Call me Star Sk8 Fuccboi
10 million dollars will eventually dry up, but a superpower could be anything, even the ability to generate eleven million dollars. I'll take the superpower.
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I mean, I guess I can make eleven million dollars out of this, but I have to work at it.
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Wait, so he just walk up to me and make me the "Chosen One"? The hell does that mean?
3 for sure. I don't want the power/responsibility/insanity that tends to come with superpowers, or get a really shit or even negative/non-beneficial one, and ten million dollars is a lot but would raise all sorts of questions with the IRS and other feds once you actually start using it. On the other hand, knowing a wizard is always a good thing and I may be able to use that later to receive something different.
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I can work with this.
You've found a magical banana. When you rub it a genie appears who gives you two options:
1. Each time you eat at McDonalds during lunch hours you shit yourself. The shit has a 5% probability of turning into gold. Only works if you eat inside the restaurant.
2. Guaranteed gf within 12 months, minimum of 2/10. The quality can be increased by licking dirty toilet seats at McDonalds, each seat licked increases the minimum quality by one step.
Bonus: You go back in time to when your mother was 18 years old and transform into her underwear. Each time she changes your consciousness jumps to the next pair. Once every week for two hours however, you're transformed into your dad's underwear, with your sense of smell and taste increased by 150%. This continues for 5 years after which you're sent back to the present day. For each orgasm you manage to give your mother you get $50.
Get ready to see
>Your home/town/loved one be destroyed when you return
>Be swept away by an old master/best friend/ other family member
>Have them slowly fill you in on things that have happened while exploring new places and getting cool powers
>Watch as your old master/best friend/ other family member is destroyed by the big bad in front of you and your try to rush in to avenge them but are beaten easily/taken by the other party members/sent out on a mode of escape while you scream nooooo!
>go on a personal quest and question your worth
>Find your worth
>Defeat the last remaining areas controlled by big bad
>Fight big bad and almost lose till you remember your master/friends/family/town/dog/etc.
>Get new found power and defeat big bad
>Credits roll
user, I AM a real wizard.
Fuck you Wizard, I won this one.
10 million is likely enough to live luxuriously on. Invest smartly over half of it, then lived comfortably as your long-term investments rake-in another small fortune. Work out of boredom, buying new equipment and other assets to your business to make it the best, even if it isn't short-term profitable.
>Skin Hardening
Glad I took the 10 million. I'm sure I could make a lot of money with it, but with my luck I'd be electrocuted, suffocated, poisoned, or die in a fire.
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I guess I can be a voice actor and make the $10m eventually myself
Superpower ofc, you can always capitalise on it and it's more interesting.
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I'm good.
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I have chosen wisely and now I am rich AND have powers.
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Fuck.
This shit always ends badly. Pet Sematary fucking shit. Worst part is, even knowing how bad of an idea it is, I would use it on myself anyway.
I'll take the money. The superpower could be useless or even detrimental.
>voice actor
>making decent money
Eh, why not a superpower?
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Well, here's hoping the drug isn't lethal.
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Guess my life becomes one of those chinese cartoons?
Too bad for you that the High is already taken.
I'll go for the random superpower.
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Well, I doubt that was a good idea.
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This is the exact kind of power I'd expect a wizard to give me
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World peace or we all die! Also give me money.
I'll take the superpower.
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Guess I made the right choice. I could easily sell them off for millions.
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so I get the powers of a god without the responsibly? hell yeah I'd take that.
>Super power wiki
>60% to get a fucking nothing ability 39% to get some variation of universe manipulation 1% chance to get something actually interesting
I'll take the money
>2. Ten million dollars of U.S currency, no questions asked.
Having ten million dollars is practically a super power.
and if I didn't choose that I would have gotten powerlisting.wikia.com
10mil, obviously. Best case scenario is I have a decent power and get detained by the government.
Just in case: powerlisting.wikia.com
Yeah, it was trash
How hard would it be to make a site that's just a superpower roulette?, this is an honest question
I take a bite and roll a super power
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Neat, better than 10 million dollars
>powerlisting.wikia.com
10 million dollars is an easy money. Heck, I think a billion would be easy.
>roulette
It is easy, that high-school student could do it. The problem is the amount of content that you need to fill in.
Eh i think the wikia makes it look like a lot, i was thinking it could be just the name and a description
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Oh hey, it's a power that's completely useless in the real world
I’ll take the money
Mr. Krabs!
The money.
Sensible kek
Does the ten million dollars exist in this magical space where I don't gotta pay taxes? And If I do will the IRS believe me that I got the money from a wizard when they ask how I got ten mil despite being a unemployed college student studying education of all careers?
HERE WE GO
>Star Bullet Projection
How strong are Kirby's enemies? i need some reference here.
Orihime could do that? Why didn't she bring Ichigo's mother back to life?
No questions asked, remember?
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Well, shit. At that point, I could just-- well, literally anything, I guess.
I've got a job and all the money I really need. Let's see what power I get...
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Great. I didn't get a useless power, I got a power I'll never use. Oh well.
What's the catch?
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that seems like it could be anywhere from all powerful If i can just open portals to any universe I think of or literally useless if there are no destinations.
No catch, make a choice.
Then I'd take the ten million, fuck superpowers and all the responsibility bullshit.
I have essentially become a god thank you all powerful wizard.
Also you know I can create all the waifus I man could ever want.
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Guess I'm a Gary Stu now
I'll take the en million, there are some lame or even negative superpowers out there
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fuck
I'll take the money.
I always hate these threads because the random superpowers always fall into the categories of completely useless in the real world, kind of neat ability most likely with a focus on combat, wildcard depending on what limitations or "targets" it has, or (nigh) complete omnipotence.
I don't care about money if I can have this:
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My only question if I HAVE to be a super furry. Can I be a were-beetle/spider/mantis/lizard instead? And if I can't, can I be a cool mammal like a bat instead of the cliche wolf?
I'd take the ten million because I'm a boring motherfucker and I don't have very good luck. Ten million would be more money than I'd know what to do with for the rest of my life and managed properly would set up some family and friends to be relatively wealthy dynasties of their own. Meanwhile if I took a superpower it would probably just give me "eliminate the smell of your own farts, but only to your senses" or some bullshit.
>can create a gateway to an event whether literal, conceptual, etc
>create a gateway to an alternate reality in which you didn't roll Key-to-the-Door and instead got the "get any and every power you want" ability and a trillion dollars from the wizard but in this reality "wizard" actually means "harem of perfect waifus who love you absolutely" etc etc etc
Pretty good, desu.
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Cool I guess
>Solar empowerment
BIRRRRRRRRRRRRDMAN!!!
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Well considering greed is part of the 7 deadly sins I can make my own 11 million dollars out if evil
Hmm, guess I'll take the superpower.
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>Healing Wave Emission
Ok, I love helping people.
i got empathic power absorption.
decent
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Is basically king of the world now
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Nice
Waifu here I come.
The money.
My gut says the money, but my heart says to take the superpower. So I'll go with that.
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>User with this ability either is or can transform into a Marid, a type of jinn associated with open waters of the seas and oceans where it finds sanctuary. Marids are often considered as the most powerful type of jinn, having especially great water-based powers. Like every jinn, they have free will yet can be compelled to perform chores. According to folklore, they also have the ability to grant wishes to mortals, but that usually requires battle, imprisonment, rituals, or just a great deal of flattery.
If I can grant my own wishes, that means I can wish myself ten million dollars! The heart wins again!!
With great power comes great responsibility.
With lots of money comes opportunity to fuck over everyone else so you don't have to give up a cent.
Carlos!
I think I would go with the money and give some to my family
I'll take the superpower
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>can create an era where I get ten million dollars
Hell yes
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why get milk when i can get a fleet of cows for free?
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Did this really deserve its own page?
2. I can do some much goddamn charity work with this it will make whatever superpower I could've obtained look like shit.
>Superpower
>It's completely fucking useless
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Can I give it back? I don't want this retarded shit.
>The chance to get a random superpower.
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Spine Manipulation
The power to manipulate the spine of oneself and others. Variation of Body Manipulation and Bone Manipulation.
holy kek
Super power
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That sounds kinda cool
I pick 4. Decapitate him and absorb his powers.
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Guess i can be a lanturn
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Nice. Now I can generate all the precious medals I want, and crash the system due to inflation!
Even the most mundane possible super power could earn you more than 10 million if you're just a tiny bit clever and don't mind being in the public eye.
>Best case scenario is I have a decent power and get detained by the government
I hate this fucking meme.
Even if we were to make the unsupported assumption that the governments automatic response to something paranormal would be "Stuff it in a sack and take it to be dissected" there are still a hundred ways you could avoid it happening.
in a different thread i got emotional control and now im stuck with powerlisting.wikia.com
I choose Superpower.
>Chronokinetic Constructs
>The ability to create tools, weapons, armor, and even appendages out of time. Sub-power of Time Manipulation.
>Users can turn time into tools, objects, weapons and other items, create semi-living constructs and/or create structures/buildings of varying permanence. Users who have mastered this ability can use it for almost any situation, creating anything they need. The user can even create anything that is out of any period of the timeline.
Finally, something other than eye-laser superpowers that I always get in this game.
>Era Manipulation
>that moment when I turn 2018 into a old 30's cartoon that never ends
boi
Even the most mundane possible super power could earn you a permanent stay in a government facility or a bullet to the back of the head if you're in the public eye. Or you'll end up on the radar of Gods and cosmic beings because you're so powerful.
I'll gladly stick with creating a fortune with ten million bucks and then using old-fashioned money to shape the world into my liking.
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I suppose I'll eventually get more than $10 million, it'll just take a while and be inconvenient as fuck. Although thinking about it wouldn't I be able to use my power to find sunken and buried treasure? Not so bad on second thought.
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I can pretty much make portals to anywhere now. Wubbalubbadubdub! Maybe I can find a world where I don't need to drink to be happy.
Gimme powers baby
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Keep your million i'm making a toyline!
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Huh? I normally get fuckd by these and end up with powers like perfect folding skills
The money. I could live out a good chunk of my life not having To do a lot of work.
You've either been watching too much bad dystopian sci-fi or too much Infowars
Not every videogame powerup deserves to be listed as a superpower, wikia.
I would like the superpower but I have shit luck, so I take the money.
If I had ten million euros I could spend 100,000 a year for a hundred years. I currently make at most 1,400 euros a month. So yeah I'll take the money instead of some super power that's almost certainly going to be useless. Even if it was something like invisibility or flight, I couldn't really make any use of them.
>Not 10 million dollars and 5 cents
baka
If you don't think the government would get involved as soon as an actually super-powered human showed up then you're delusional. If they wouldn't experiment on you then they'd at least put you in jail under some pretence that it protects the populace, just to keep you secure.
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