Do you like green eggs and ham?

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

Do you like green eggs and ham?

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

Nope. I prefer Spam.

Cameron Watson
Cameron Watson

NO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM

John Bell
John Bell

would you eat them with some joe?
would you eat them here on Sup Forums?

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

I don't think so.

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

Was this an allegory for drugs?

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

I do not like them.

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

I do not like them, BAM-BA-LAM

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

there are actually chickens that lay green shell eggs

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

also wondering if that was the case.

Nathaniel Watson
Nathaniel Watson

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.

Is this a shitpost, Sam I Am?

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

I would not eat them with some Joe!
I would not eat them here on Sup Forums!
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.
I will not eat them, Anonyman.

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

It was about judging things before you gave them a try.

Connor Rivera
Connor Rivera

w-what?

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

That sounds like what a clickbait site or youtube channel like Dorkly or Cracked would post
DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A THEORY THAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM IS AN ALLEGORY FOR DRUGS, IN THE 1970s-

And no, it's the classic moral of Don't judge a book by its cover

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

Was this an allegory for fugs?

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

Would you could you while doing a leap?
Would you eat them with a sheep?

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

Yeah, birds lay eggs in practically every color out there. But whether or not there's a bird that lays eggs with a green yolk on the inside is yet to be seen.

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

I would not eat them while doing a leap!
I would not eat them with a sheep!
I would not eat them with some Joe!
I would not eat them here on Sup Forums!
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.
I will not eat them, Anonyman.

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

Would you eat it with a waifu?
They say its the spice of lifu!

Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

I'd glaze his hams If you catch my drift.

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

Are they steamed?

Zachary Bennett
Zachary Bennett

I would not, could not with a waifu!
It would not put spice in my lifu!
I would not eat them while doing a leap!
I would not eat them with a sheep!
I would not eat them with some Joe!
I would not eat them here on Sup Forums!
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.
I will not eat them, Anonyman.

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

He doesn't like
HE DOESN'T LIKE
GAY SEX

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

It's an user deals with peer pressure episode

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

just because you do not gay sex
does not mean that you are not next

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

I don't like green eggs and ham
fuck off dumb anonyman
Let me eat a normal meal
Or I'll feed you to a seal
fag

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

Yeah, but in what other scenario IRL would you stalk someone for that long, and push your thing on them that many times, after they make it clear they're not interested?
If it were just food it would go:
Hey, these green aggs are good, you should try them.
I don't want to.
Come on, you'd like them.
No, and stop asking.
Eat my eggs.
Fuck you, I won't! *walks away*
And that would be the end of it.

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

Would you, could you, in a house? Would you, could you with The Mouse?

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

would you like them in a house?
would you like them with a mouse?

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

Aimed at children, have you ever tried to make a kid do or try something new? You have to be persistent. Can't even get my nephew to eat grains in the lucky charms.

Grayson Howard
Grayson Howard

Nothing you gutter mind mong.This is a childrens book remember?It was just a basic premise for not judging things that might look odd,even a child could follow it.

Kids like food.This green food is normally not green.Eggs shouldn't be green.Green reminds me boogers and slime.I do not want to try them because they might taste like slime.
No.
No.
No.
Ok fine.
mmMMmm it actually tastes good.

also something something green vegetable blah fucking blah fuck you

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

green eggs and ham?
those shits are rotten

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

I would not like them in a house!
I would not like them with a mouse!
I would not like it with a Waifu!
It would not put spice in my lifu!
I would not eat them with a sheep!
I would not eat them while doing a leap!
I would not eat them with some Joe!
I would not eat them here on Sup Forums!
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I will not eat them, Anonyman!

Austin King
Austin King

Would you like them with Eddy?
Would you like them with a teddy?

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

Oh Sup Forums...

James Allen
James Allen

mfw my parents literally put green food coloring into my breakfast the day after i read this book, and served me green eggs and ham
it was delicious and was probably an important cornerstone of my development toward seeking out new experiences

but now i'm on Sup Forums so yeah

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