Abraham Lincoln - Honest Abe, or so he'd have you believe. Last year Abe said he was fifteen years old...

Abraham Lincoln - Honest Abe, or so he'd have you believe. Last year Abe said he was fifteen years old, now he claims to be SIXTEEN. Which is it Abe? Better keep your story straight...

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At least he doesn't eat babies.

SOMEONE FLIP THE POOL

Vote er, uh, Kennedy. His abs are so firm you can grate CHEESE on 'em!

I can't wait to eat this
-tape skip-
baby!

This show was great but all characters looked like on their early 20s instead of 16

Yeah, I wonder why...

>MSM in a nutshell

Build it hiiiiigher.

G SPOT ROCKS THE G SPOT

for supper i want a party platter.

fowa suppah i-er-uh wanna party plattah!

Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

you got crabs, assface!

Behold the soothing power of this enchanted sweater-vest... BEHOLD IT!

maybe littering is good...
in moderation

That Joan of Arc is one tasty piece of bitch

It was a nice show, way smarter than I expected, outside of every excruciating celebrity cameo they shoved in.
God those were horrible.

In moderation!

Get some taste

Buy American.

Did you see the pool they flipped the bitch

STAMOS! DAMN HIM AND HIS JET-BLACK HAIR AND AWARD-WINNING SMILE! Oh, I'm a failure! A failure! I'm so disorganized! I start to dial, but I never call anyone back! You should see my car! It's a mess. I'm a mess! I go to the submarine sandwich restaurant and I leave my submarine sandwich restaurant value card at home, every time! All I want is a free sandwich. STAMOS!

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>a 20 second deleted scene from this show makes me laugh harder than anything on tv right now