Abraham Lincoln - Honest Abe, or so he'd have you believe. Last year Abe said he was fifteen years old, now he claims to be SIXTEEN. Which is it Abe? Better keep your story straight...
Abraham Lincoln - Honest Abe, or so he'd have you believe. Last year Abe said he was fifteen years old...
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At least he doesn't eat babies.
SOMEONE FLIP THE POOL
Vote er, uh, Kennedy. His abs are so firm you can grate CHEESE on 'em!
I can't wait to eat this
-tape skip-
baby!
This show was great but all characters looked like on their early 20s instead of 16
Yeah, I wonder why...
>MSM in a nutshell
Build it hiiiiigher.
G SPOT ROCKS THE G SPOT
for supper i want a party platter.
fowa suppah i-er-uh wanna party plattah!
Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
you got crabs, assface!
Behold the soothing power of this enchanted sweater-vest... BEHOLD IT!
maybe littering is good...
in moderation
That Joan of Arc is one tasty piece of bitch
It was a nice show, way smarter than I expected, outside of every excruciating celebrity cameo they shoved in.
God those were horrible.
In moderation!
Get some taste
Buy American.
Did you see the pool they flipped the bitch
STAMOS! DAMN HIM AND HIS JET-BLACK HAIR AND AWARD-WINNING SMILE! Oh, I'm a failure! A failure! I'm so disorganized! I start to dial, but I never call anyone back! You should see my car! It's a mess. I'm a mess! I go to the submarine sandwich restaurant and I leave my submarine sandwich restaurant value card at home, every time! All I want is a free sandwich. STAMOS!
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>a 20 second deleted scene from this show makes me laugh harder than anything on tv right now