Which character got the most retarded origin story?
Which character got the most retarded origin story?
Christopher King
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Dylan Brown
Hawkman
Jose Perry
wtf is this?
Julian Wright
Black Panther
Nathaniel Myers
The guy who got super speed from mongoose blood.
Or the guy who learned to fly by living with vultures.
Or the Top.
Cooper Wilson
>I was born from a highly advanced society and I'm wearing a panther outfit.
Pretty straightforward.
Ayden James
Wasn't Beast Boy injected with an ebola vaccine and it turned him into a green shapeshifter?
Xavier Baker
Doomsday
David Morales
Psylocke
Camden Barnes
doomsdays has nowhere near the worst origin, not even in the worst like 100
Levi Barnes
...
Thomas Jackson
Monkey blood. He was injected with monkey blood from a green monkey to cure his disease.
Matthew Johnson
Kang
Brody Watson
>Or the Top.
Spinning is a good trick tho
Robert Russell
>That origin
And people say it's hard to get into comics.
Andrew Lopez
Abe Sapien is the spirit of a shaman who was kidnapped by zombies and tortured then the spirit flew underwater and turned into an egg.
Thousands of years later the egg was discovered by a Victorian occult adventurer and it turned him into a fishman.
Leo Cooper
Vampires.
Justin Martinez
...
Asher Stewart
Kang's origin is pretty straightforward, guy lives in boring future, finds time machine, goes back and enslaves primitives, forced to flee back to the future. Standard time travelling conqueror fare.
Jayden Butler
That's actually rad as hell.
Dominic Myers
Aren't Jojo vampires ancient too?
Jason Evans
I don't know what this is, but that's a pretty cool idea.That Satan was already looking for ways to fuck shit up before Man even came to be.
Wyatt Foster
how many girls has this kid fucked since he got timestop?
Owen Wright
You mean that ISN'T from porn?
Evan Evans
You forgot that he's also actually an alternate timeline version of Reed Richard's dad and that there's like ten other versions of him.
Daniel Brooks
You gotta tread lightly when dealing with the devil. That cookie was a brilliant strategic move.
Mason Thompson
Around a dozen on page. But one of those more than an hundred times.
Of course it is.
David Cruz
They should just go nuts and have a movie trilogy only for his origin desu.
Ian Reyes
good for him
Isaac Taylor
source?
Aiden Rivera
Asher Diaz
Literally every time stop story is from porn. Or Jojo.