Disney live action remakes

How many will suck?

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Please don't ruin Winnie the Pooh, Disney

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Lion King, Mulan and Aladdin have potential to be good live action movies. Sword in the Stone too.

The rest I don't have any opinion about. I feel the same about Winnie the Pooh

All of them.

they've already done little mermaid
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the Aladdin remake failed when it was conceived. the others have problems that they could fix with a remake. But beaut and the beast and Aladdin had very little problems.

>. Disney is developing a new spin on Oliver Twist with Ice Cube starring and producing
Holy shit

How the fuck is lion King Live action. The entire thing is animated except the backgrounds.

>no Hunchback
fuck this line-up.

I would say Dumbo would suck but Jungle Book worked out really well so I'm ok with Dumbo.

The Lion King I'm very skeptical of but I'll give it the Jungle Book pass too.

Mulan will suck. They won't care enough and it'll just try to be an attempt to cater to the Chinese market without understanding the Chinese market. It might have a chance if they listen to Jackie Chan as he loved the movie and gets enough of it to make a good foreign fun film, but it'll suck in America.

We're past a King Arthur movie at this point. We need a five year period between them. It may not be bad but we won't care about it until it's a "lost gem" or more likely we won't care about it.

Christopher Robin was based on a bitter asshole who hated the stories his father made about him. It worked with Caroline so maybe it will work here? I know Gaiman's daughter actually likes him but it worked for the joke because she's very different than the character she plays like Christopher Robin became.

Oliver Twist - No. It was bad when it was a cartoon and it will be worse as the Secret of Pets 2 - Louis CK isn't in it so there's no controversy!

James and the Giant Peach - Make it a Netflix 14 episode series - it won't be better but at least people will somewhat care.

Cruella - This movie will suck.

Tink - This movie will suck but will be filled with enough fanservice that the Axel Braun porn parody will be amazing and worth the fap...and flop.

Peter Pan - It's not ready yet fuck off.

Little Mermaid - Lin-Manuel Miranda..why? I love his songs but he has a tone that almost works...will it work? Probably not. He is a fucking Puerto Rican and when the hell have they ever worked?

Probably because a story about an underpriviledged white boy doesn't compute for people afflicted with the modern mental disease known as leftism. They're worried about their own kind literally spinning in circles until their heads explode.

>Five of those movies are scheduled for 2019, just a couple months apart of each other
So what happens once they burn through all of these and run out of things to make remakes of?

>James and the Giant Peach - Make it a Netflix 14 episode series
jesus christ no

Don't worry, they also have a range of sequels planned for the next 2 years. Sequels, sequels, sequels.

How the fuck does Oliver Twist count as a “live remake” if it isn’t even Oliver and Company?
Wouldn’t that just be yet another adaption?
>Christopher Robin will revolve around the adult version of the titular character who has since grown out of the joyful imagination he had as a young boy. The film tracks the now-businessman whose life is upended when Pooh shows up on his doorstep looking for help
Oh fuck no. Is this gonna be a Smurfs situation where Pooh comes to the real world?

Don't worry - if if they do nobody will watch it.

Beauty and the beast live action wasn't that bad, but the added stuff fell flat. I liked the beast design a lot.
The Jungle book was fairly boring and Maleficent was DREADFUL, I couldn't even finish it.

Disney already made a live action remake of 101 Dalmatians in the 90s with Glenn Close, along with a kickass LA Jungle Book that no one seems to remember.

I imagine it's the opposite, Christopher Robin going to the cartoon world according to the IMDB description
>"An adult Christopher Robin, who is now focused on his new life, work, and family, suddenly meets his old friend Winnie the Pooh, who returns to his unforgotten childhood past to help him return to the Hundred Acre Wood and help find Pooh's lost friends."

Jungle Book was way better than I anticiapated because it was slightly different and it was merely an homage to the original.

101 Dalmations was shit but it gave us a good connection between Hugh Laurie and Jeff Daniels for 6 degree games.

Also by kickass LA Jungle Book do you mean that 90's one that starred the guy from Mortal Kombat? I saw it once when I was 12...is it worth re-watching (no but I may anyway).

Black Cauldron when?

Sooner than you think.
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This one needs to genuinely be a Netflix The Chronicles of Prydain series.

Because the wiki seems interesting and I am too lazy to read so make it a series.

How would Lion Kind work as live action? Do they just film empty environments and CG animals in them?

I hope they knock it out of the park with Aladdin. Other than that, I don't think I care how the adaptations end up.

Remake Frozen. This time make Elsa and Anna nudists.

thank God Treasure Planet and Atlantis are safe from this bullshit
[knocks on wood]