YOUR SUPER POWER IS

YOUR SUPERPOWER IS BASED ON THE LAST THING YOU ATE!
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>pork bun
I am now a martial arts master.

>Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
BOW BEFORE UNCLE CREAMY!

HAWT
Your catch phrase better be "I'm going to cream you"

Can you eat water? If so then my powers are endless. Waterbending, bloodbending, ice power, water jet to cut through steel?

Even breathing under water

Granted

>Cheese Danish

I now have control of the entirety of Denmark, it's people, land, everything.

>Cliff bar

Unlimited protein?

>buffalo chicken dip

Like fire lava powers. Neat.

>Chicken Kiev
Stab me and scalding garlic butter fires out of my body at high velocity?

>oatmeal peanut butter cookies
I can slow fuckers and shoot oats. I guess that's ok.

>a melatonin tablet
Kinda boring, but I'm cool with it.

>zero calorie Coke
Super speed? Intangibility?

>BBQ Ribs
I guess I have the power to make someone's hands dirty with sauce

>Blood Orange
By powering up by sucking blood I can shoot vitamin C blasts at my foe.

>pop tart
I shoot pop tarts at bad guys

>Donut man

Someone made a themesong with a music video for this exact premise

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>chicken with broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots
I don't even know what you can get out of that

this thread is stupid and makes no sense how do you think of a power from food heres mine chili dog give me immortality and a 12 inch dick

A man who never eats pork bun is NEVER a whole man!

Why is there a man dressed up like a bat roaming the streets of Gotham? Lunacy I say!

>chicken tendies

autism I guess

Which is still fewer people than if you'd just taken over London

Are they hot like toaster tarts?

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>5 Guys
I can make four duplicates of myself.

not because he ate bats thats for sure

>spaghetti

Spicy Korean Ramen.
BE BLESSED BY MY NOODLEY APPENDAGES!

fries
so i'm... starchy?

>powdered parmesan cheese man
I'm so GODDAMN frustrated.

...

this

> getting chance to have cool superpowers like surfing on pringles through space and time
> remain being a pussy
sigh...

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>Gingerbread cookie
Superspeed
>You can't catch me, I'm The Gingerbread man!

>an oversized taco
Am I a roastie?

no you just got god powers and a 12 inch cock

I'll take it!

True, but now I've got as much Danish pussy and boipucci as I want, as well as whatever Denmark produces.

>A quest protein bar
Super strength?

>Chillidogs + Chili Cheese Fries.
Unfortunately, I think I might be Sonic. Although I think my real power might be the ability to not be morbidly obese in spite of my poor eating habits.

>Cereal
I'm going to be villian just because the cereal killer pun, isn't?

>Goldfish
Looks like cheesy Aquaman.
Shitty Super Friends Aquaman.

Why you no have pork bun in your mouth?

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>Curry
Well I didn't have to think about this too hard.

>Skittles
TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER

>beef stew and mashed potatoes
I have no fucking idea

your superpower is balance

>Hamburger


????????

>taco bell
I have the ability to go right through things and as an added side power I cause the feeling of regret when I move through people

>Gummy bears
Oh fuck yes

>pot brownie + monster drink

Drunken Fist master with "b-12 haste" auto casting

>Beef Jerkey
?????

you're extra tough and beefy

Looks good, user. You lucky fuck.

>Instant Ramen
Super Speed, but I'm also painfully mediocre at everything I do.

there were also these on the menu

Ingredients: Potatoes, vegetable oil, modified milk ingredients, dehydrated vegetables (onion, toasted onion, green onion), salt, sugar, sour cream solids, parsley, dextrose, corn maltodextrin, citric acid, modified corn startch, yeast extract, high oleic sunflower oil, natural flavor, and lactic acid

Well I would probably be able to cook up something with this if I knew jack shit about chemistry.

>fried chicken
I guess i'm a thug then :V

>fried potatoes with onions and cheese

>you're extra tough and beefy
and can be big jerk

>just ate a fistful of dried cranberries
I'm immortal!

>Black Forest Cake
That’s German and I know it. If some guy gets Denmark by eating a danish, I want control of Germany. I’ll kick out Merkel and turn Germany into the Capital of 4chanfags everywhere. Every 4channer will be granted right of immigration as long as they prove they have been on the website for the past 5 years through searching your earliest post with your IP address on Sup Forums. Tough shit for Dynamic Adress fags

>a bowl of pineapple with kiwi
I can't think of anything

>pretzels
So am I plastic man then?

>buffalo chicken pizza

I have the power to inflict the shits.

It was beans, user.

A huge bowl of ham and beans.

>A big old plate Fresh Spring Mix Salad with chicken, cherry tomato, feta, pita, croutons and covered in olive oil and balsamic vinegar

I'm a healer call me Refreshing.

For the second night in a row.

Eat a Salad!

We prepared a salad, but I declined it in favor of finishing off the remaining third of a bowl or so of beans.

>Kit kat
I can multiply but only by the number of friends I have present at the time

>veggie straw
uhhhhhh

>Pizza
FUCKING SWEET

>Ham, just ham!

Popcorn. I can make people's guts explode.

Your skin is now tough and prickly.

>Garlic flavored Peanuts
Since peanuts are carnival food
The Ring Master
Power: Illusions

>buckwheat and canned beef
Uhhh, buckshot and air drops come to mind. Bad Company-like?

>Coke Zero Sugar

Speed powers from The Caffeine Force.

cant breathe you sunnuvabitch

You sweat acidic juices.

>bourbon

Oh uh.....fuck. I kill everyone? idk man, someone do me for me.

I cream you scream

>garlic bread

Hand over the dough or you're toast.

You have the power to make people pass out, suffer memory lapses, and drive badly.

>Waffels with boiled condensed milk
I... can split in two?

No, you go fast.

>chilli cheese fries

Uhhhh, I got nothing

>cheese chili toast
I'm cheesy and spicy and hot. I'm...

you're a french gunslinger

I'll take my paycheck now

>buttered toast

I ate a cookie.
My superpower will be creating cookies.
I'll be the villain that will end the world hunger!

>Black pudding

Blood-based powers HERE WE GO!

>Chicken and red beans and rice

>Grapes and a chocolate muffin
>Pic related

>Rice Chex

>grilled cheese
What would even be my power?