How am I doing so far, Sup Forums?

How am I doing so far, Sup Forums?

>Calliope that low on deserved
>Caliborn that high on deserved
>Jade that low on suffered, lower that even Dave

Go back to fucking tumblr

I guess I forgot about Jade accidentally killing grandpa and being alone on the ship for 3 years after the Retcon

>i forgot
Yeah, like I said, back to Tumblr

ok

Look, Caliborn is Best Boy, but he also wanted to kill every living being in existence. Kind of a dick move.

No, faggot

Not when everything in existence are the other characters. At that point I don't blame them.

>Nepeta, the girl that is literally murdered in cold blood and beaten to death by a clown is lower on suffering then boohoo poor softboy my bro was mean Dave

Yes.

Anyone got the other ones for Sup Forums and Sup Forums and the other boards?

fixed it

I see no difference

Those ones were stupi

They're all stupid.

They all deserved it really.

Well yeah, both the concept and the execution of each of them were very stupid

It feels like these graphs were made by people who skimmed the comic.

A guy who literally has a sword impaling his chest really shouldn't be at 5 suffering.

Unless that 5 is just relative to everyone else, in which case I guess it works.

It's not a real sword.

To be fair, Dave does die a lot in the game

At least you got Spades right.
He deserved none of what he got.

And he gets better

What did he mean by this?

That Hussie used to be better

will he ever be free fron the grasp of tumblr fangirls

considering he's dating the sister of one, no probably not. Not unless they do their typical thing where they turn on an author for a slight, but most already have because he didn't canonize davekat

>Slick and Bec Noir are polar opposites in the chart
The sad part about this is that it's completely true.

Bec Noir was always a shit character, and the worst Jack by far.

Still a better villain than LE

Nice du8s

Bec noir was a great villian, why the fuck did hussie decide to shove him aside for garbage like LE and the condensce

He gets bored with things.

Both supposed to be "the ones behind it all along" but really didnt work out that well

>All the carapacians (except possibly Sn0wman) would end up on 5 deserved

Yeah, but that would still take a toll psychologically on a guy regardless. It's no surprise then that he went off the deep end in Act 6.

>It's no surprise then that he went off the deep end in Act 6.

Are you saying that trauma turns you into a gay?

no, vriska does

I fucking knew it.

...

No, but it does turn you into a trannie.

Examples?

>gmodder makes better homestuck game than homestuck game

>tfw your comic is so shit that the minor characters with 10 lines of actual dialog are better than the main ones

>Eridan that low at suffered

hey op do you have the temple?

Besides being cut in half, did he really suffer all that much?

New troll call

No gf

He did nothing wrong.

The left one is bad, the right one is meh.

Just came to the realization that he's the Elliot Rodger of Homestuck

Is it fucking Robbie Rotten?

who

I wouldn't be surprised

He's dating shelby's sister don't you know that

John deserves to be at 5-5

> Spades Slick did nothing wrong
Are you kidding me
> Jake did little wrong
> Dave did little wrong
Being a self-absorbed ignoramus is a misdemeanor
> Gamzee suffered less than Sollux or Tavros
He was stoic but he still got the shit beaten out of him, shot out of him, mind-controlled for years (by either Aranea or Vriska), locked in a fridge, has to babysit and raise Caliope, all after Dave shattered his faith as a lark and he was abandoned by his father.

>Jake's loving Grandma was murdered and his island home turned to Hellmurder island
>Unlike Jade/Grandpa he wasn't awake on Prospit or raised by Halley/Bec
>one of his friends sends him a robot that constantly terrorizes and beats the shit out of him
>gets shit on for not realizing Jane dug him when he gave her the opportunity to admit her feelings to him
>gets shit in for not understanding how to terminate a relationship he wasn't happy with
>gets shit on by everyone all the way to the end of the story and decides relationshit isn't for him
>somehow gets back with Dirk anyway
Jake's character arc is sad as fuck and full of undeserved suffering