Pitch a cartoon (or a comicbook if you think you're skilled enough) based on this piece of concept art

Pitch a cartoon (or a comicbook if you think you're skilled enough) based on this piece of concept art

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I hate seeing this thing everywhere. Its face is fucking ugly as fuck. Its too tall as well

>this thinly veiled barely Sup Forums thread again
Fuck off marketer

>implying cartoons are easier than comics

ugly neckbeard permavirgin spends his mom's money thinking he btfo social justice equality and women by buying a sextoy and continues being a virgin with his expensive piece of rubber with a fake cunt and a wig

and you care, why?

Its funny you use sexist insults when you bitch about sexism on females, and yet what you describe also reflects you too

>Its too tall as well

Manlet.

What is the name of this particular sex doll I keep seeing in the hoodie, I want to see it's product page.

This thread again? Did nobody tell the marketers this is Sup Forumsmblr?

Also the breasts are too big compared to the body. She needs to be thiccer all around to have boobs that size look good

>breasts too big

Alright, you're gay, I get it.

Aren't flat-chest lovers the homos tho?

Whenever someone says "boobs too big", they're gay.

What if said boobs are all fat and shapeless and veiny?

Well then I'd question whether or not you've seen very many boobs in your life

Only small ones sadly, I've never know what the mythical dcup looks like up close, couldn't tell apart a fake pair from a fake pair

Biggest I've ever gotten my hands on were E cups. Glorious.

>Not liking tall girls

Fag

Don't they fall apart after a certain size?

Neo-noir series about a detective in the near future solving crimes with his robot waifu.

I agree. Its face and tit shape are way to weird and lack the texture and color of a real set, and the waist is a bit to narrow.
Pretty sure it's Shakira, but everyone calls it Jasmine.

What do you mean, fall apart? I mean there's sag, and certainly some tits are more well shaped than others but it's not like they disintegrate or some shit after you pass the D threshold. I've known a chick with Gs that were pretty good looking.

Have you seen many fats?

Delet this, OP

>but it's not like they disintegrate or some shit after you pass the D threshold.
I'm just imagining a disease like Beauty, where women wake up one day with a disease that makes their tits grow and then get boobiebola or something.

How the hell is 5'4" tall?

You can buy a different face too dumbass

Sometimes

Look up Hitomi Tanaka vs Anri Okita. Hitomi's fell apart but Anri's are perfect in spite of being fucking huge

Hitomi's have also like doubled in size since she started. Not saying they're perfect but there is a reason for it.

This guy is such a fucking faggot.

>there is a reason for it
w-what reason?

I think they grew too fast or something. They hit sag levels that are undesirable.

>Hitomi's fell apart
What do you mean?

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I think the most underrated thing about the doll itself is the thighs. Literally the exact perfect thiccness. If they weren't ridiculously expensive I might consider buying one.

And she should have an over-the-top russian accent, right?

How could a woman who looks like that not be Russian?

SHAD YES!

I see your russian accent and I raise you a southern accent

I dunno, the black hair and big tits scream slav to me too.

>Go to the sit where they sell the doll
>They want $2100 syrup covered loonies
>If you want the extra options without an extra head or deluxe box it costs $3300 maplebucks
>But I'm also getting $15k in the summer

Get it and report back.

If I get it I'll probably die from dehydration since I'll be stick at the hip to it

Carry her around like your real gf. Get really upset with people when they don't speak to her like a real person.

I'm not the Goose or live in a small town so I don't think trying to pull a Lars and the real girl will help me

>this thread about this bitch again
Why does this site keep tormenting me with it? I thought what I'm doing was rare in this day and age, a real difference-maker, and that he would in turn appreciate it accordingly. Now I'm not so sure

i know right

Do girls even give a shit about this stuff outside of a few cherry picked facebook posts from /r9k/? Sup Forums has a decent amount of femanons, what do you guys think of the sexdoll epidemic?

The response from women has been vastly more vocal regarding this model because it a) looks really, really good and b) it got a lot of exposure due to a viral vid with it. Still though, while a lot of women who bother to respond are throwing a fit, I think the overwhelming majority react with indifference.

what video is that?

A femanon here.
Sex dolls should be legal - or remain legal if they are (I don't know much about sex doll laws) - and sex robots should be legal, too, when they are created.

So instead of the Major she's the Maйóp?

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why? there'll be a documentary soon enough

I mean it's not unlikely they're telling the truth. Sup Forums and especially Sup Forums is normie as fuck these days.

Regardless of sex/gender, a person's sex/gender doesn't make their opinion on the legality of sex bots any more valid.

I already had to pitch a campaign based on that image, please stop memeing

Would be a funny thing to see.

>She was built to fuck... CRIME IN THE ASS!

Why should they care? Its not like they plan to fuck whoever buys it.

Sex dolls aren't illegal here. cept maybe in texas where there's a limit to how many dildos you can own

It's freaking me out to be honest, but admittedly I am pretty young and immature

>excuse to post porn thread #45532

Sage don't engage

>in texas where there's a limit to how many dildos you can own
wut?

Oh, well that's good. I was afraid they weren't because American laws can be weird sometimes.

>Pitch a cartoon (or a comicbook if you think you're skilled enough) based on this piece of concept art
I'd just make a cartoon or comic based on Cherry 2000 and call it a day.

>excuse to post porn thread #45532
Where the fuck do you think you are?

Well hopefully you've got more to offer your significant other than a hole. Lot's of guys don't realize they actually want and value the intellectual/emotional aspects of a relationship until its gone.

Honestly I have always had a robot fetish and I might buy one when they get good enough to be able to walk about and do chores and hold a convincing conversation.

It's got bigger boobs and a much nicer butt so I'm jelly.

>Lot's of guys don't realize they actually want and value the intellectual/emotional aspects of a relationship until its gone.

Lots of guys don't get any of that from their relationships as is, that's why these things are being made, it's not just an autistic incel thing.

Hello, men. It may surprise you to learn that D cups really aren't as big as you might think.

>and a much nicer butt

you can always squat until your ass can stop low caliber bullets, you're gonna have to turn into Buttanon, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=FLEkEFaZd0c

I think Boobanon is silly enough.

Hopefully technology will advance enough that Alexa can fill that roll.

Its currently on sale, costs as much as a new PC retail rig + new screen.

I think T&user has a nice ring to it.

>I was d-cup the whole time

It is illegal to possess or promote the use of six or more dildos in the state.

Alexa is already a cunt, I don't want her to be able to walk around and touch my shit.

What if Alexa becomes sentient though?

You ever heard of vanity sizing?

Both these girls are wearing bras that are probably too large for their breasts.

"D" is meaningless. It's not a standard measurement. Use centimeters or inches to describe band length and over-the-breast length.

>Lot's of guys don't realize they actually want and value the intellectual/emotional aspects of a relationship until its gone.

After 3 relationships I never really got to experience those aspects anyway. I'm glad I managed to change my 3rd ex to be less of a panic disorder,zero self-confidence wreck but thats about it. I didn't get anything special out of them, they were more like friends with benefits than this mysterious "real love/emotional" relationships everyone advertises.

There's no way that's right, that's only like 2 inches from tit to ribcage.

Only an extremely small selection of emotionally mature women can actually fill that role. Most of them just don't get it either.

I can relate. Sounds like you might just prefer the single life. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Relationships can be alot of work and there's no point doing something if it doesn't make you happy. I pretty much gave up on serious relationships a couple years ago and have been perfectly happy since.

I assume eventually you'll be able to download new personalities.

bullshit

i should say that i'm from a spic country and all our women are tiny and brown so that might skew proportions, but women above C cups always have noticeable cleavage.

bring back Tai

>tfw to intelligent for women

>intellectual
No contest there, as I said I'm young and dumb, I even ditched college to come live with him, meanwhile he's very smart and hardworking, he isn't even 30 yet and already owns his own house. Emotional I excel in I think, I can always tell what he's thinking and feeling and can act accordingly. Other than that I offer the anime housewife service which I unironically love doing, but some girls think it's wrong, and sex whenever he feels like it, sometimes even when he doesn't feel like it.

How are my odds? I've been on a Timm bender lately, gonna post some of his stuff

Okay here's one. A man get a doll to try and satisfy his loneliness, the doll only talks to him, no one else, and he feels less lonely. People keep telling him that the doll isn't real and try to take it from him by force but that just causes him to push back and not have it be taken.
In the end someone actually comes and talks to him and find out that it's just treating the symptoms of his isolation not the root cause. He goes out and meets people and eventually finds some friends. The doll them becomes very hostile to his new changes and just wants him to stay in, it may even start to tell him he isn't worth this new found happiness he is starting to feel. Eventually he realizes that the doll is holding him back and gives her up, and goes on to live a happy life, even with the suffering of it all.

we're not too intelligent, women are just getting too dumb

a bunch of girls i know are the same screeching monkeys they were when they were 7 years old, and i don't even think it's their fault, parenting and culture were just that bad.

Male user with a breast complex here.p to explain.

Cup size is not actually directly correlated to breast mass, rather it is in step with the size of a woman's band. The smaller the band the smaller the cup. So a 32C is noticeably bigger than a 28D.

To be honest no one here could tell you. Men are like women, emotionally unstable. You could be the perfect wife for years and he might still leave you.

Love is a horrible thing and I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

Except that's wrong, because the cup size is directly related to the difference between band and bust measurement. A D cup means 4 inches of difference. Whether you're a 28 band or a 32 band, to wear a D cup, you need 4 inches of titflesh.

A lot of people are mostly joking because, hell, it's funny. Why would you get upset at rubber and plastic? It's silly.

But in your case I think you're being paranoid. You've got a lot to offer in a relationship and regular relationships with women aren't going anywhere.

>Regular social reject decides to buy an advanced sex doll to fulfill his sexual needs only to fall in a void of despair and losing the sense of reality by his lost of human contact

>Sex robot then accidentally develops sapience trying to give her master more than just physical happiness

boi you better not be one of them

>it looks, talks, and acts in ways completely indiscernable from a normal human but is totally a robot guize

bullshit

ONLY HEAVY METAL IS WORTH A MAN'S LOVE

So it's all in his head? The doll doesn't ever actually move or anything? Sounds cool, pretty creepy