Meanwhile.....at the Legion of Doom

Meanwhile.....at the Legion of Doom

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DOOM, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY ROBOTS?

So I raped the Commissioner.

Joker, the Commissioner's been dead for 5 years. You gotta move on.

I say we move our headquarters back to the volcano

Im running out for smokes. Anyone want anything?

I say we don't want Mr Freeze to take it personal.

IMPROVED THEM!

...

Who here wants to help me kill the Doctor?

WHEN DO WE START PURGING?

Oh come on. It was Yindel. I know Gordon's gone. But I should pay him a visit to pay my respects if you know what I mean?

SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO

So uh, we gonna call The Laugher and Professor Demise, too?

I AM JUDAS TRAVELLER AND I AM BETTER AND HAVE A LARGER DICK THEN ALL OF YOU HERE.

>JUDAS TRAVELLER
Never heard of you

*heavy breathing*

That's because I work behind the scenes.

You Jameson, watch me do unspeakable things to your Web Menace.

I killed fitty men

sooooo, who wants pineapple on thier pizza?

Everyone, the boy has eaten the pancake.

somebody call Abadon pleace

Order! ORDER!
Myy fellow companions in devious schemes, I have an announcement: As we all remember, our last plan to get rid of these superdorks, the infamous Operation Cheese, was a tremendous failure. I've recently checked some numbers and our available resources and I've discovered that if we don't gain a considerable amount of money by the end of this month, we won't be able to pay the rent.
Now, use your evil little brains and come up with solutions.
And NO Sinestro, we are NOT doing anything that involves cheese again. Last time, we lost Grundy in the woods for nearly a month.

just to clarify, I vote for dinosaurs in the cafeteria again

And no Dinotrux this time. We can't repeat that again.

Bake sale...mmhum

Good lord, no more dinosaurs until we are done paying the mess that was Dinotrux. Furthermore, last time some idiot fed the beasts before they were released and we had to clean jurassic turds for hours.
I'm looking at you Sauron. You are your weird dino fetish.

Legion of Doom? More like Legion of Doofs!

Garage sale?

But we moved it because lava kept getting inside the hall

I do

I hope you don't mind me inviting some "friends".

Oh lord not again Grodd. Please tell me you didn't visit Shanghai..
Gosh darn it. That leaves with 10 bucks. Somehow we need to survive a whole month with just 10 bucks.

Aren't you a billionaire?

Raven?!? Why the hell are you dressed like that? And why are you letting that black gorilla touch you like that? Oh, this is some phase to get back at me is it?

Aren't YOU a super-intelligent gorilla?
All you do nowadays is nothing but read rape fanfics about you and Solovar.

You shouldn't let Slade around your daughter.

...How much does your house insurance cover?

For the last time, we are not selling Lexcorp's Beach House.
I didn't hear you complain when we had that bikino contest but of course Manta had to make it weird.

Oof. Budgeting. Not my forte.

Aaaanyway, just coming by to ask: we getting dental coverage this year, finally?

My sons all decided to bite protosteel this week.

HAVING MONETARY TROUBLE?
NOT SURE HOW TO PAY RENT OR FOR YOUR NEXT EVIL SCHEME?

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ONE PRODUCT NO LEGION OF DOOM CAN LIVE WITHOUT!

BUY MY BOOK
BUY MY BOOK
BUY MY BOOK

Get the fuck outta here.

Ah come on Lex?

Anyone ever tell you two you sound the same?

I think he sounds more like Swamp Thing

Fine but next book BETTER be a best-seller.
See if you can be Joker's ghost-writer. He's been begging everyone to write about Operation Gordon but he makes us too uncomfortable. Plus, nobody wants to remember Operation Gordon.

Why am I here?

Because the Jedi are the problem. You said it yourself. So make yourself useful already.

Are you all impersonating this fellow ? The resemblance is uncanny!

Oh, come on, I can't be the only one, right?

Burns! We getting dental?

It's just you, Penguin.

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Cobra Commander shit in the break room fridge again!

To star in your greatest role ever as Commissioner Gordon of course!

Less chirping and more thinking Cobblepot. That penguin you bought from that one alternate version of Earth costed us a fortune.

What's wrong with a good old fashioned bank robbery?

That miscreant!

There's a problem with the budget for dental. To spend money, we must make money first. And so far you screwups havent been bringing in the profit.
As Mr Luthor mentions, a lot of the budget was blown on... unnecessary expenses

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I did no such thing.

Look, guys, it's not enough that we have to figure out how to fix our budget. Can we do it without having our break room smell like snake-man dung every week?

Let the man have his pudding,
Thaal.

pretty decent voice btw

I have a list as a matter of fact. Of all the items we bought in our last trip to Evil WalMart, these are the ones that caught my attention
>dildo with random Batman quotes voiced by Adam West moments before his death
>several fishsticks wrapped in a magnum sized condoms
>Dialy Edition of "The Pedo Corner"
>various cyanide pills
>a teddy bear that scream when hugged
>instruction manual called "How to Seduce Your Nemesis For Dummies"
>a massive stack of granny porn magazines hidden inside a fridge we bought for Mister Freeze's head
>bagpipes

I vote to make myself the new leader.

-Okay little fellow today we infiltrate the Legion of Doom, Im gonna be swamp thing and you gonna be a small fuzzy psychopath who wants to shoot everything in a crazy manner.
-Sounds great Sam, acting like a psychopath is my specialty.

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You see?! THIS IS THE KIND OF GARBAGE THAT KIDS MOONLIGHTING AS VILLAINS BUY. If any of you had any DISCIPLINE you would have knocked over a bank and invested that money into the stock market and trade marking properties!! God damned amateur hour up in here with
failed fiction writers and
no good PUNK KIDS running the show

With exception to Mr Luthor and Mr Burns, as fellow businessmen I can respect them. At least they know how to stretch a dollar!

FUCK OFF JAMESON

I forgot you were even here Hobgobby.... eh I sold more papers because of you. No complaints YET. But you better not let that go to your head.
As for the rest of you no good layabouts...GET TO WORK! THE LEGION OF DOOM CAN'T GO BANKRUPT!

Eeek! You look like a mother of four who forgot to put on make up for black friday at Victoria's Secret. Im chilled to the scapula.

Join the dark side

Anyone got a spare minion i could borrow? One of mine broke recently and i don't know when she'll be fixed

How about we sell these peons some...Kool-Aid...yes.

Why, not like he's gonna pick up the phone.

Second

Oh hai Lex

Okay we found a lot of money under the Legion's couches. It should be enough to survive this month, but we still have to pay the rent.
Before we begin another operation, we have yet another problem: Some idiot hid the remote control. Now please don't panic, I understand that you all wish to watch a new chapter of that mexican telenovela but making a mess out of our headquarters would certainly solve nothing. So, with that in mind, let us begin Operation Lost Control.
And please don't spoil last season's finale to Black Adam. He is still catching up.

Two words: Space Rocks

Silly mon-keigh. Your pitiful attempts at supervilliany are laughable. We here in Commoragh acquire a great deal of pleasure by watching your exploits, however pathetic they may be.

Way ahead of you champ.

>7
How did he get in here?

I'LL SHOW YOU REEEEEAL PLEASURE, FUCKBOY!!!

Was their headquarters meant to look like Darth Vader's helmet?

Personally, I feel like we should keep all of the simple minds amongst our number from anything regarding monetary profits. This incident alone has proven their sheer ineptitude regarding such things. Hmph, back in my day, we would have simply sacrificed these worthless peons for greater books from the Dark Ones on high.

Hi guys! Can I help out!?

okay guys, who wants to play risk?

Did you get the cups of coffee..?
This is the seventh time you forget to pick up the damn coffee Toilenator. It's literally the only task you've been assigned.
No go away and don't come back without the damn coffee.

I'm game

ITS THE POLICE! YOU FUCKERS ARE SURROUNDED, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

If you're going to cheat again Kane then No. Last time we played, I somehow found myself in Atlantis of all places.

Oh c'mon It's legion of doom but they are not THAT EVIL.

THAT,S IT LEGION OF DOOM, WERE COMING IN!

New plan: Operation Soap. My lawyers will get us out in no time, but in the meantime, we must survive prison. I believe Joker is back in Arkham again and Dr Light has recently returned to his "candy man" ways so, the rest of us must organize ourselves. We will divide in groups of three so pick a partner. Be sure to watch other's back, especially when showering and in the gym.

Oh, but my dear police force, you wouldn't harm a perfect normal, perfectly human boy would you? Surely you aren't so cruel as to do that?

KILL THE FAG FIRST TASK FORCE

Couldn't we just, you know... kill our landlord?

Fairly certain our landlord is something from Beyond. Sure, he doesn't appear all that often, but when he does, well, let's just say it isn't exactly pretty. Also;

Hey, I've done absolutely nothing to warrant this kind of treatment. Well, except for turning Metropolis into a sea of writhing flesh that one time, but trust me, they were better that way.

Can’t we just bribe him or something I got infinite platters of candies and sweets to provide him. Roofies if we need to really be devious.

You remembered to get the donuts for everyone, right?

Y'know Lex, we could always try zee "eradicate all laughter" plan again...

It's the hard knock life, right Lex?

THAT IS A FUCKING LIE YOU BITCH!

it was Supergirl

and no I don't know how or why

Hey hey HEY, dare I say, I say dare I say, that this is a really good night to lynch some coons?

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>“It was a lot of fun,” Letscher said In a recent interview with Discussing Film about working on Legends of Tomorrow. “I had a great time with those guys. And you can tell they’re having fun, too. It’s definitely one of those sets that was really easy to work on, everybody was such a pro. We pitched – multiple times — we pitched a half-hour sitcom version of the Legion of Doom to the powers that be at CW and nobody’s bitten yet, but I still think there’s a possibility.”