So what's the in-universe for them breaking up with their boyfriends?

So what's the in-universe for them breaking up with their boyfriends?

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they wanted to sleep around with randoms instead

it was all a dream

Didn't Homecoming end with Happy throwing a ring to Tony to propose to Pepper?

Imagine how Thor feels. His mother died to protect this mortal slag and then they just breakup inbetween him saving the world again and his latest adventures.

Yes.
Well she became a Nobel prize winning physicist on a cosmic phenomenon and her boyfriend runs around hitting things with a hammer. It wasnt meant to be.

His own fault for not realising he should be pumping and dumping women only

What happened to Betty Ross anyway?

Tony and Pepper have a deep history and will probably always love each other. But they get into fights because of their personalities. They were "taking a break" rather than fully breaking up in Civil War.

Thor and Jane shared love as well but the distance is too much and they're very very different. They've known each other for not nearly as long as Tony & Pepper nor really know much about each other.

Don't forget Loki will die in Infinity War, makes Thor with 90% of his supporting cast dead or dissappeared.

Pepper got a kale microbiotic smoothie enema and evolved into a being of pure consciousness.

Bruce went away because he thought he was too much of a danger to be around her. He still cared about her many months later when he was in solitude hence him sending her that necklace, but as with Thor the distance made them apathetic so Bruce moved on.

God I had forgotten about that
Fucking roasties

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Can you dispute my point?

I agree for the most part but calling them roasties is just cringe

Pepper married Tony in Homecoming my dudd

How long until Tony gets alimoney'd?

Goodbye, Tumblr. Women are objectively shit.

pepper and tony had a break because he still hadn't gotten over his ptsd as was implied at the end of iron man 3. but has clearly made progress by the time of spider-man

>Not just using women for sex
lol

he's home of sexual, don't be mean,

>so Bruce moved on
The one time a beta moved up a league, although Hulk is the Chaddest of Chads I suppose

Black Widow is the most roastie out of all of the females in the MCU

I was talking about Valkyrie

Valkyrie was fucking females on Sakaar

Valkyrie is a lesbian.

Wishful thinking/10

Wouldn't that technically make her a xenofucker?

>Turning a lesbian straight isn't a hallmark of the chadest of chads

collider.com/thor-ragnarok-valkyrie-bisexual-scene-cut-taika-waititi/
>she convinced Waititi to shoot a glimpse of a woman walking out of Valkyrie’s bedroom
>“There’s a great shot of me falling back from one of my sisters who’s just been slain,” says Thompson. “In my mind, that was my lover.”

literally who gives a fuck

>in my mind
So literally wishfull thinking of the actor.

Well, she was really a love interest for Thor
Although outside that awkward jump into the orgy ship scene I didn't really see that

You're right, we should instead make threads about important topics, like le SJW menace

to be fair she traded up with based poe before getting clone poe and then becoming a giant multi-eyed monster.

He sort of had, but Wanda re-PTSD'd him.

Wanda did everything wrong.

And people sided with Cap in Civil War
baka

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Frigga died to protect the Infinity stone inside her, not exactly for Jane

That means her death was wasted immediately

Nigga, you gay.

Pepper and Tony got back together in Homecoming and Pepper will appear as Rescue in the Infinity War sequel.

I never saw Jane & Thor's relationship as "love". They're just two hot people that wanted to fuck.

How, the only person she's been with is Banner.

>when your entire knowledge of sex comes from watching porn

Good luck fucking those lesbos straight kid

That's not exactly the story's' fault. It's because the actors had zero chemistry.

I disagree. I thought they were pretty cute together in Thor 1. In 2, Portman clearly didnt want to be there.

That is not true at all

That we've seen? Yeah it is. She kissed Cap as a distraction, thats about it. And she flirted with Tony because she was infiltrating Stark Industries cause it was her assignment.

Thats about it.

She apparently got mad that Marvel dropped Patty Jenkins
She apparently wanted to make Thor 2 basically Romeo & Juliet
Which would have been terrible

Can you blame her though? Thor 1 was more or less a romcom, branagh really modeled Thor into a kind of shakespearean Fabio.

Look
The only confirmed non-virgins out of the main cast is Tony and Star-Lord
But don't tell me Black Widow isn't fucking

>The only confirmed non-virgins out of the main cast is Tony and Star-Lord

But that's not true.

>I have no evidence to back that up.

Maybe after Banner ran off to space she’s had a long term boyfriend. Maybe she’s been waiting for Hulk to come back like a nun. Or maybe she’s fucking all around the world.

Maybe I'm conflating the two performances. I just remember it feeling really rushed. Or maybe I just think natalie portman is an overrated, wooden actor with a very limited range. Could be both.

Nah
See the problem with Thor is that his arcs in his appearances haven't been consistent or good
Whenever Iron Man is in a film, he's always trying to fix past transgressions. Whenever you see Cap, he's trying to face the corrupt world with his incompliant moral code.
What exactly is Thor's? He's a space alien trying come to terms with our world? Or he's trying to redeem himself? It kinda feels like he resets after every movie. The Thor from Ragnarok is the same Thor from the beginning of the first movie.
Adding another major arc would throw the movie off completely

Who else has confirmed to have had sex on screen?

>Thor
>Banner/Hulk
>Hawkeye
>Drax
>Ant-Man
>Doctor Strange
>Pym
>Yondu

>Together, all at once

Not enough chicks

I guess I should have said "since their first appearance in the MCU"
Hawkeye is married
Drax, Lang, and Pym were married
And does having sex with robots count?

I guess I'll give you Thor although we can dispute the definition of suggestive

Where was Sif?

Jean Grey made them gay.

In hindsight, given Sif was originally gonna have a small roll IF she was able to make it to the shoots, I'm glad she got left out of Ragnarok. They probably would've killed her off.

Bisexuals are a thing, user

It's not even really know if she like dudes

Pepper got mad about the Ultron

>make a big deal about Pepper and Tony breaking up
>at some point off screen they made up and are on such good terms that they're getting married
The laziest writing in the mcu

He said confirmed as in implied to happen during the film

They had been together for like what 10 years?
You can kinda fast track it