Are we ever getting Best Germaine back?

Are we ever getting Best Germaine back?

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There is no "best Germaine", it's all really shitty Flash with really shitty writing.

>Best Germaine
>not the fattest version

Every time one of these threads pops up, I tell myself I need to draw Germaine, but I never do.

So? What do you want? A cookie.

Do you have one?

fpbp

Have you guys tried looking up the voice actress? I don't think she exist.

I know right? I could sate my thirst for a straight year by just tonging her ass.

They're still making these?

Also somebody post the ildecil album. Best thing to come out of this character.

The what?

>best Germaine is fatabulous who're
I feel sad

Are you telling him a wants a cookie?

Well?

Every blue hair Germaine

This needs to be updated with the current model,first row second is my favorite personqlly.

Second row, second from the left.

have a less out of date(but still out of date) version of that chart

I really do need to just sit down and go through the entire Reboot and do a version of this that has all of Germaine's various looks though

If you need to parade a big tittied she-beast around because it's the only way you can get views, then your videos are shit.

sad thing is he hasn't even featured a big boobed Germaine in the cartoon for a while, not to mention the current one is very boring personality wise

flat chest is best

even at her smallest, Germaine has never been flat(indeed I'd say her size after getting them reduced is still probably in the C-cup range)

3 and all the blue haired ones

Isn't it his wife/gf

Only the ones with the extra little bit of boob flab at the top of the boob.

#9 is the only one I want to wife up.

NY is her only VA gig, which is a shame cause I think she'd do well on other projects too, as she's got a nice voice

This guy knows what's up.

Holy shit
I think this is where I got my chubby fetish from
Fuck

One day I realized I was watching way more BBW porn than normal and I thought that something was wrong with me

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>liking any of the shitty-artstyle ones in the first/third/fourth/last rows
First and second rows are objectively the only good ones.

>not having Germaine at her biggest
bad charts

Have a current one.

That's top right, isn't it?

>all that titty
>almost no tummy
it's not fair man

god current Germaine is so goddamned bland in both appearance and personality it's ridiculous

she got fatter, her lower half is wider and the tank top reached critical mass

third one first row and third one fourth row.

Also Joanna is good too.

she shouldn't have stopped there

I'm both surprised and disappointed that there isn't more/any utterly depraved, borderline Shadman porn of Germaine.

A toss up between 4 and 5, a cross between the two would be perf

He's too topical and this had it's heyday last decade

Oh, I don't actually mean specifically drawn by Shadman, I mean just that general type of degeneracy. Think I missed a hyphen in there someplace.

There isn't a whole lot of Germaine art in general, which actually is strange given how many people grew up with Foamy the Squirrel.

Second to last's hair with a 4th-5th-ish body

I can agree with that I unknowingly got a whole buncha' fetishes from watching it.

I'm pretty sure shad himself has drawn germaine stuff

he has

>Are we ever getting Best Germaine back?
hahahahhaahhahahaha no

This art style is bad, and she genuinely looks like shit in every incarnation.

the billionth reboot basically said "some of it happened, some of it didn't, I don't know which was real and which wasn't"
Mathers has no idea what he's doing and can't commit to anything. He passes his weird wishy washy plots off as him trying to make some deep meaningful point. Anytime he decides to change it, then the previous incarnation was just satire or social commentary on something. He probably thinks with this he can wipe the slate clean and start from scratch. But he'll just keep doing it.

He promised if the last reboot didn't work he'd return to status quo, fat Germaine, the works.
Then he fucking welshed on it. He's a faggot and needs to have his hands broken.

Well he IS still making these stupid videos after legions of other animators, including many who got their start trying to imitate him, have fallen into oblivion. So it is sort of working for him.

Who imitated him?

He is trying to get that jewtube money but is still getting flagged as not ad friendly. He should go full lewd and try get patreon money.

#3, #9, #20

Dude could find a niche doing fat goth porn.

he did yet another reboot after this, revealing that every version of Germaine we had seen up to this point had been fiction written by the current Germaine who unfortunately has all the personality of a Slim Jim

I'm still mad at him ignoring the strawpolls he did that very clearly stated by a very large majority that people wanted him to continue with the sexy stuff

I've been telling him for several months now as he's been getting more and more stressed out about how YouTube is treating him that it's time for him to give up animation being NY's primary medium and give comics another go(especially since it'd work better with Patreon anyways), but he just won't listen

Kinda sad, dude could have a comfy living by just pandering to his audience, and then tossing out the artistic stuff every now and then. However, he prefers to struggle by churning out and forcing out as much artistic stuff as he can.

As long as whatshisname suffers from not knowing whether to go full fetish or 100% serious, never.

Well there's some art of her sucking off a bull somewhere.

I know I shouldn't find her appealing, but something about her, especially later versions, just seems really cute in a guilty sort of way. I've never been embarrassed to admit that I like a character aside from her.

He did that dildo riding bit on dvd, he could do more

>tfw realizing undercuts made your dick hard years before tumblrites adopted them
>now there's whales with buzzcuts everywhere, but none of them ever make your dick twitch the same way germaine did
what did we do to deserve this world?

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I wonder if the new Germaine has the giant nips the old one had.

Would you lose your virginity to a chubby, angry, spiteful Germaine whose whoring herself for rent money?

yes
repeatedly

but only if we went to the same high school and I recognize her

I think part of the appeal is how pathetic she is

>Best Germaine
So normal proportional tits and not a fat ass

not if it meant waking up and it was all fanfiction

That sounds about right. I guess it's just that she's so fucking pathetic and at the same time obliviously sexualized that it's cute.
Too bad the show is shit.

part of the problem is he isn't really doing anything "artistic" either his output is pretty much just this these days;

2 NY shorts a month(one of these is almost always a Foamy Rant, and thus pointless, and the other one is rarely longer than a minute and a half, and thus usually also pointless)

various streams he does, mostly surrounding that Pumpkin Guy puppet he came up with about a year ago and him doing vapid doodles, doing the same kind of ranting he does in Foamy Rants, and sometimes watching or playing something

that one is actually pretty old

Chubby, as in #4 here, yes as long as she had hair. Not any of the land whales after that though.

Considering most actual prostitutes look pretty similar to her this is less a hypothetical question and more of a question of how much shame you have

>futa Germaine
Hmmm.....

I can only jerk off to that old material for so long.

Yes, but only if I got to eat out her ass and bury my face in her pits

Germaine is top tier Waifu Material in my opinion

honestly I'm not too big on depressed pathetic Germaine, but then my favorite version of her is the blue haired version of her that had finally found peace with both her own sexuality, and that of humanity in general(albeit in the latter case taking the form of her being willing to exploit it for her own financial and personal satisfaction), indeed one of the arcs that Jim had planned before he got scared and hit the reboot button for the 2nd time(and eventually 3rd and 4th times as well) was her taking advantage of the Pizza Guy's crush on her and exploiting it for her own gain

if you mean the chick in the black & white dress with similarly colored hair, that's not Germaine, that's Betty, Foamy's previous owner who accidentally turned herself(or possibly himself) into a hermaphrodite from messing with magic(which is why Foamy left them and ended up with Germaine), they've only shown up in one episode, cause Mr Mathers is terrible about using any of his recurring characters besides Germaine and the Squirrel characters

Imagine Germaine as the goth girl who rejected you in highschool, now looking hotter then ever and needing money for rent. She was a bitch then and a bitch still. How would you take your revenge?

Can any gif/webm wizard out there make a gif/webm of Her jumping rope?

youtu.be/xBOVg5WHCdc

The only goth girl I knew in high school was already in a relationship with someone from another school for years, and I'm not sure if she was really goth, more of those pagan/witchcraft/whatever types. She had cute bangs and really fucking long hair, though, and I'm a sucker for the witch types. 'sides, I'm not really into revenge.

by slowly but surely making her more and more dependent on me and my money, manipulating her emotions till she finds herself unable to live without me, and her willingly submitting herself to be mine and mine alone

this wouldn't be done out of malice though, it'd be me making her into something better, rather than a cynical bitch, she'll become a loving wife and eventual mother for our children, after all the best revenge is living your life well...

Take her out to get something to eat, and catch up on things with her. Well after that I will bang the everliving fuck out of her until we were both drenched in each other's sweat. Well I would also stay the night, and then the next day I would get her and me to rut like animals. The entire time I would be providing for her until I am basically supporting her in exchange for sex. Whenever she releases a book I would have her cover be something degrading like her down on her knees wearing a leash with something like 'slut' as the nameplate or have her over my knee getting spanked, or covered in light bitemarks all over her nearly naked body. Whenever she is sitting down to play videogames I would have her sit on my face so I could eat out her big fat ass.

Hey this is just a cheery fantasy and it would be more about just getting my rocks off by being able to fuck the ever living hell out of her and make her financially dependent on me.

I just realized that this was waaaay more about sex than revenge, I don't really have any revenge fantasies about people who rejected me in that way so I never really thought about it.

>tfw that cartoon will never be released on the internet

>tfw it would already would be but apparently people voted against him going digital and wanted physical dvd

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>BBW
>doesn't have a spare tire

>hate this shit and think its dumb but then breast expansion so I hang around

>One day I realized I was watching way more BBW porn than normal

How much is normal?

Zero, probably. >tfw at the exact opposite end of the scale closer to one-double-zero

9 is probably the most fappable. Big tites but a body that matches them. Easily the most proportional body.

Yeah but I'm a loser.

losers are why prostitutes exist user

the 2nd one with the glasses is pure shit and everyone here apparently has shit taste except me

I'd a 7.
I'd a 7 hard.

christ what a feminist

w-which 7, if you mean the fat yellow hair kys

>5 through 8