Will you rise up to the challenge and be the new host of Blue's Clues?
Will you rise up to the challenge and be the new host of Blue's Clues?
They will choose either a woman or a person of color or both.
Screencap this
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But Blue is already the female colored star.
I hope it's a soulful fat black woman.
>tfw unironically wanna go for it but britbong
Well then....
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You dudes think you can match this?
A dog is fine too.
I kind of want to see this.
>new host
What happened to Steve?
He went to college and got replaced by Joe.
What happened to Joe?
He went to college and left the house a soulless pit
Oh no. HAHAHAHA
Also, where's Donovan Patton? Why can't he reprise the role. Last I heard he voiced some character in another preschool cartoon.
>They will choose either a woman or a person of color or both.
I hope it's a handsome nerdy black guy with shiny teeth
Y'know if Lance got the role, I wouldn't even be mad. It seems that he would make the perfect quirky host.
Steve probably doesnt wanna come back
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oh christ
Hes in GTA
So what if a youtube persons go the shot. Who do you think they'd pick?
If I remember right, the guy who played Steven just kind of wandered into the audition without giving a fuck and somehow got the role. He never particularly liked it.
That a problem?
Could you fagger even imagine it?
he's moved on to be his indie rock self.
I don't see anyone.
Why can't they just get Steve Burns back?
It helped Steve Burns get tons of pussy so why not?
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Also remember that time Steve Burns quit the show, shaved his head and formed an indie rock band?
I haven't heard it in years but I recall it was listenable but nothing noteworthy.
He shot a dog in Reno just to watch him die.
I'm half black/white could i be the new host?
How much does it pay
They can't afford him.
>Black Guy
Nah.
>White Lady
Nah.
>Black Lady
I don't know why but I think the would work.
Whoa, what happened to Joe?
He went on to voice that robot from Team Umizoomi.
I guess there's just something more "motherly" in regards to black women?
I actually really liked it. It was pretty nice and mellow, my ideal chill out music.
It's the perfect background music while a girl is at your place. Summer beach music is how I would describe it.
He also does Comedy. Also the reason he shaved his head was because he was going bald, which was one of the big reasons he didn't want to keep hosting on a kid's how.
Sassy overweight black woman hosting Blues Clues hmmm
its gonna be an asexual transgendered mixed women of color (probably black and latinix) who's a lesbian
Pretty epic
thanks
but I really would like it to be that
He would actually be perfect.
I WANT THIS
Dan Avidan
Go bald or go home
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I can't compete with John Cena.
Remember. They already have someone in mind. They just want free PR
Someone send this to him
>In a very special episode John refuses to get blue over and buries her instead
Implying there isint just one man perfect for this role
You know before he dies
this but unironically, he deserves it
This better be a joke, cause the perfect host of Blues Clues needs to be a calm, joyful, fun-loving young man, that's what the guys who played Steve & Joe were
I actually want this
I would be okay with Terry Crews
He has an Icelandic accent, no way little kids can understand him
Carlos!
nice dubs.
IS this blue going to talk?
The only woman acceptable for this role
I would not be against this because I legit think soulful black ladies are perfect hosts for pre-school shows.
They're energetic and positive as fuck.
>it could be an Asian woman
Oh my god.
Has that ever happened before? In any show?
Playhouse Disney’s Out of the Box.
Unironically, Bad Luck Bootsy.
He's just so soothing.
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What about CWC?
You're describing my preschool teacher and I know for sure she'd love it
There was an interview that I watched where he mentioned that he left BC because he was growing bald, and he was worried kids might not recognize him anymore or something like that. So he left and decided to invest more in his music career.
I hope some eccentric rich guy sees this and funds Steve to make this Post-College Years Spinoff
Y-yes?
Well, good to know they're trying to find somebody to host it instead of pulling a Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood.
Why did those types of preschool shows die out? I used to love that shit when I was 4. Seeing guys like LeVar Burton, Mister Rogers, Shari Lewis, and the Out of the Box guys host a show. It was comfy seeing all these presenters treat you like you were their friend and that you were welcome to visit their place for 24 minutes a day. Then those shows went away in favor of flash cartoons, and those just didn't have the right flavor.
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is that fucking Zendaya?
Dunkey
Somebody like Chuggaaconroy, maybe.
I would unironically watch this
>HEY EVERYBODY IT'S CHUGGAACONROY! WELCOME BACK FOR MORE BLUE'S CLUES!
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>"This is supposed to be a kids game! Why can't I find these shitty ass clues?"
>Montage of him raging on the Thinking Chair
>"ASSSSSSS"
>"WHERE IS THAT DAMN LAST CLUE YOU BLUE BITCH?"
>Proceeds to fight Blue
>Shits on her
>The episode ends
I love you for this user
Mr. Enter
>I find it rather mean-spirited on how hard you made it for me to find the clues because potatoes
Daniel Tiger is kino, you shut your whore mouth
Yeah, but it still looks like Blue is gonna be a weird CG pup.
Feels kind of sad that reboots and sequels are becoming so commonplace, no one is even complaining anymore about bringing back Blue's Clues rather than making an original show.
At this point, it feels like every single thing I grew up with is going to have a "new" version to it.
Except Freakazoid.
I think I'm going to start watching Blues Clues.
I want to play with Micucci!