Is Carmen Sandiego even a real criminal? Like, what crimes has she actually committed? It seems to me like people are always chasing her and trying to arrest her because she """"looks suspicious"""" and has a very latina-sounding name. Is she a victim of institutional racism?
Is Carmen Sandiego even a real criminal? Like, what crimes has she actually committed...
Julian Thompson
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Kevin James
Things Carmen Sandiego has stolen:
The Khyber Pass
The Steps To The Tango
Uluru
The Baton Used To Lead The Vienna Boys Choir
The Fish From Half Of Lake Titicaca
The Plans For This Year’s Carnival
The Silver Pagoda
The Game Winning Puck From The First Stanley Cup Championship
The Strait Of Magellan
The Keys To The Forbidden City
Havana’s Best Cigars
Hans Christian Andersen’s Writing Desk
The Nile River Delta
The Gargoyles From Notre Dame Cathedral
The Keys From Beethoven’s First Piano
The Olympic Flame
The Best Coffee
All The Goulash
Geysir
Gandhi’s Glasses
The Island Of Bali
The Presidential Palace’s Finest Rug
The Salt From The Dead Sea
The Sistine Chapel’s Ceiling
The Snow From Atop Mt Fuji
Nairobi International Airport
Every Last Drop Of Salsa
Casablanca
The Abominable Snowman
The Dykes
All The Kiwi Birds
The Delta Of The Niger River
K2
The Controls For The Panama Canal
The Headwaters Of The Amazon River
A Monkey-Eating Eagle
The Trans-Siberian Railroad
The Middle Of The Trans Arabian Pipeline
The Statue Of Sir Stamford Raffles
The Cape Of Good Hope
The Secret Recipe For Kimchee
The Bulls From Pamplona
The Court Stage From Drottingholm Palace
The Ngorongoro Crater
The King’s Siamese Cat
Every Anchovy From The Black Sea
The Keys To The Tower Of London
The Statue Of Liberty’s Torch
The Mekong River
The Zaire River Ferry
Jaxson Smith
Hasn't Carmen also stolen actual CONCEPTS? I'm pretty sure I remember her stealing non physical things like a language and/or actual EVENTS in history.
Yes, she didn't make it so that an event in the past didn't happen, she stole the actual event itself.
Charles Anderson
>The Snow From Atop Mt Fuji
Oh come on, how is that even a crime? Like, who even "owns" the snow?
Owen Moore
It's a crime because, if you think about it, Carmen also stole the meteorological phenomenon of snow in a small section of the planet. After all, if more snow kept falling, then who would care about the TONS of snow that Carmen somehow managed to take off a goddamn mountain top.
Aiden Morgan
Where did you get this list?
Tyler Foster
Stealing all the snow will fuck up the environment on the mountain, thus making her an eco-terrorist as well as a thief
Jacob Lopez
I googled 'things Carmen Sandiego has stolen'. I'm pretty sure this list is from the PC games, not the game shows or cartoon.
Lincoln Peterson
The Guggenheim museum
The Indy 500's checkered flag
The lean from the Tower of Pisa
The smile from the Mona Lisa
Alexander Perry
Mt. Fuji's peak is owned by the Sengen Grand Shrine. The snow definitely belongs to someone and thus can be stolen.
Connor Perez
What would be the total value of everything she stole and how many years would that add up to?
Angel Rodriguez
>The Baton Used To Lead The Vienna Boys Choir
Why Carmen?
Nathaniel Diaz
and the grand pyramid
Camden Ward
>The Dykes
Ooooh.... the ones in Holland for flood control.
Caleb White
the absolute madwoman
Jace Ramirez
In Where in the USA is Carmen Sandiego she stole all the White Sox's white socks.
Nolan Young
>Every Anchovy From The Black Sea
how
Christopher Thomas
patience and a big net.
Sebastian Miller
she's against male castration.
Caleb Howard
>The Bulls From Pamplona
Me cago en su puta madre.
That bitch just made it personal
Logan Nelson
She stole my heart.
Camden Moore
Do not question her powers fool! Play the game and the world will be restored and made whole. Defy the game and we risk that we may awaken that terrible wrath. Woe, woe unto us all should Carmen arm again her red right hand to plague us.
Tyler Martin
>Havana’s Best Cigars
best on
Ethan Davis
What if Carmen Sandiego ate all these things>
Ian Diaz
>Every Last Drop Of Salsa
Okay THAT'S racist.
Nicholas Mitchell
>Yes, she didn't make it so that an event in the past didn't happen, she stole the actual event itself.
H-how?
Noah Parker
it was her niece's quince, you gotta go all out
Josiah Miller
no, she stole the other ones too
Justin Morgan
She's just that fucking good.
Carmen Sandiego is the greatest thief to ever live.
Sebastian Morales
Carmen Sandiego stole her own virginity.
Jose James
>She's stolen land marks or at least pieces of them.
>She's stolen at times the worlds entire supply of certain food items.
>She's even stolen entire species.
Well I'm a little frightened now.
Ryan Hernandez
Most of those are invaluable.
around 400k years, probably 200k to her, women always get around half time of prison than men, she will be free in around 160k years if she shows good behavior.
Eli Turner
she would just steal the entire global justice system
Ayden Reed
/Ss/, it has to be, deep in my pants I know it's true.
Ethan Sanchez
Can she find and steal Waldo though?
Tyler Reed
>A Monkey-Eating Eagle
just one? That seems...smaller in scale than normal.
Carter Harris
She could just steal the years too.
Jace Anderson
In the live action show Carmen (or rather her henchmen working on her behest) have stolen.
Mona Lisa
Ngorongoro Crater
La Brea Tar Pits
Loch Ness Monster
Dead Sea
Gateway Arch
Rock of Gibraltar
Replica of George Washington's fake dentures
Lincoln Center
Panama Canal
Great Wall of China
1931 Bugatti Royale
Red Square
Alcatraz
Liberty Bell
SAT Scores
Statue of Liberty's Torch
Hank Aaron's baseball bat
Big Ben
South Africa's diamonds
Golden Gate Bridge
Paris' Fall Fashion Collection
Minnehaha Falls
Arecibo Radioscope
Leaning Tower of Pisa
Deep Thought chess computer
Forbidden City
RMS Queen Mary
Brandenburg Gate
And that's just the first 30 episodes
She's also stolen the Bermuda Triangle, The New York Stock Exchange, the Aztec Calendar, the World Trade Center, all of Idaho's potatoes, The North Pole, Ellis Island, Autobahn, Nigeria's oil wells, Australia's boomerangs, Van Allen Radiation Belts, Mt. Everest, Yetis, Portuguese language, Earth's marble quarries, The International Date Line, Australian Tectonic Plate, Gobi Desert, The Trojan Horse, Blue's music, The Moon, The Ozone layer, Earth's core, The sun, The Chinese written language, the Viking Route to Newfoundland, The Milky Way galaxy, sumo wrestling, South Korea's alphabet, Cuba, the internet, the Spanish letter "ñ".
There's no rhyme or reason to Carmen Sandiego's thievery and her power knows no limit. She's a trickster god. Do you like Queen? Tomorrow she could have stolen your favorite song from history.
Benjamin Foster
and yet she always seems to get caught by a bunch of kids
Wyatt Price
>she stole portugese language.
I think this compensates all the other robberies.
Bentley Ramirez
Trespassing
Luke Turner
>Replica of George Washington's fake dentures
so she stole a fake of a fake
also Washington's dentures were made of slave teeth, not wood as is commonly believed
Levi Martinez
They're endangered so they might as well be a monument, granted smaller than THE ISLAND OF BALI
Jonathan Russell
so are Kiwis but she took all of those
Owen Cruz
Well he had two pairs, one made of slave teeth, one made of a variety of animal teeth.
Andrew Stewart
>implying she was caught
Let's see you place huge ass light poles on top of 7 random countries from a possible 160+ while under a time limit and also the map is UPSIDE DOWN
William Baker
Kiwi the fruit or the animal?
Jose James
or the people of New Zealand?
Juan Powell
Oh you
Caleb Gray
> Even Carmen fucking Sandiego had a niece
Seriously? What's wrong with 90's cartoons and their excess of nephews/nieces?
Nicholas Powell
You forgot my heart.
Jose Nelson
Jokes on you, she stole your fetish too!
Chase Turner
It would be the deathmatch of the (past) century.
Chase Cook
Could Carmen Sandiego be considered an SCP for successfully stealing such things as she has?
Caleb Bennett
Why hasn't Carmen San Diego ever stolen something related to the Holocaust?
Ayden Campbell
But user, she did.
the evidence
Asher Garcia
Juan Brown
Her itinerary is loaded with moving violations.
Zachary Nguyen
Anything can be an SCP if you write it a certain way.
Parker Butler
yes, the animal
Carson Sullivan
>The steps to the tango
How dies that fucking work
Did people try to tango and just fall on their asses?
Joshua Evans
You just can't anymore. Your mind cannot fathom it and you will wind up doing something else.
Wyatt Johnson
Adam Stewart
Go back to /soc/ you dumb tranny you'll never be a real woman
Carson Hernandez
Holy shit this bitch stole the lean, the fuck will we drink now
Justin Roberts
>That SCP that's just the cool-aid man
Nathan Campbell
Easton Edwards
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SCP-1344-J isn't directly aggressive most of the time, and hunts by attempting to coax victims to reach into its sac and drink some of its digestive fluid. As it is highly corrosive, the victims' innards will typically dissolve painfully within minutes after as little as 150 ml is drank. SCP-1344-J then absorbs the dead remains with its skin.
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Dylan King
Is the new Netflix cartoon still coming out?
Noah Reed
They would be best friends.
Jonathan Ross
>YWN be eaten by carmen sandiego
feels bad man
Lincoln Sullivan
I did not want to know that. I did NOT want to know that.
Wyatt Phillips
>she will never steal your virginity
Cameron Torres
Lincoln Russell
She wouldn't even need to fuck you though, she'd just steal the concept of your virginity.
So you technically wouldn't be a virgin, but you still wouldn't have had sex with her (or anyone)