I believe i am cursed by an ancient god. Most likely Aphrodite because i dedicated a apple tree to her as a young child and then pissed on it as a teenager.
Ever since then whenever i try to do anything that remotely involves love it falls flat on it's face without there being anything i could have done.
I have seen the power of meme magic. It elected donald trump president, It defeated molach, It made brexit happen.
All i ask for is a smidgeon of meme magic. Please lift this ancient curse off of me kek.
Please kek. Bless me. I beg of you to lift this curse.
Praise kek
Lucas Reyes
You can't spell Kisses without IsIs.
John 13:34-35New International Version (NIV)
34 “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”
Brayden Ross
>7474 This is a good sign! I fear i wont be able to do this alone, Please anons. help me!
Brandon Ward
Kek forgives you and removes the curse.
Henry Barnes
OP stop being an autistic sperglord and grow balls.
Also take this /r9k/ shit off of pol, theres numbers there too.
Parker Bennett
You're just an ugly virgin manlet lmao.
Girls just don't like ugly manlets.
The only magic that's involved is that your mother gave birth to such a thing.
Jaxon Hill
Donald Trump got elected after 8 years of Democrats. Thanks Barack Obama.
Samuel Perry
Kek doesn't do shit for ugly manlet faggots you poo in loo.
Camden Ortiz
You pissed off Aphrodite why are you asking Heqet for help? They are probably laughing together at you, you want to make ammends with Aphrodite.
Andrew Morgan
You're looking for the /x/ board my friend.
Nathaniel Powell
>checks flag >Estonia Literally who?
Owen Baker
>88 The numbers speaketh, Thank you lord kek! I will always be a faithful servant to you!
Praise kek brothers.
Kayden Harris
Where's the spell that nullifies hatred and cruelty; I know it's in here somewhere.
Hunter Lewis
You retard, just go back to the Apple tree, lay some offerings for Aphrodite such as good wine and shells and ask for forgiveness. Tell her you were a fucking retarded teen and you wish to apologize for insulting her.
Matthew Perez
The fastest fucking growing post-communist state in the world you filthy poo skinned shit eater.
Kek is the god of chaos fatso. He will help the cruel and the hate.
Your low energy spells won't do shit burger monger.
Adam Gutierrez
Only jesus can save you from demons, user.
Mason Baker
You have to let a bunch of strangers from craigslist pee on you until your love life turns around.
Isaac Brooks
>believes in meme magic unironically
sorry man Brexit and Trump were predictable because dumb people, aka the majority, usually pick what sounded better being sold to them. I don't get how people say they were shocked as if this hasn't happened multiple times throughout history. Media and social media just make it far more extreme but its literally part of a cycle. Kek isn't real, propaganda and mob mentality are.
Nolan Bailey
kek
Kayden Richardson
Shut the fuck up newfag.
Kevin Green
girls suck, relationships suck. you're not cursed man; no more than most people
Christian Price
That is not how magic works you faggot, also I seriously doubt that ancient Egyptian god would give a fuck about you
Cooper Martin
Kek only help those who contribute to the chaos
Logan Flores
I gues kek has spoken
Ayden Cox
I voted for trump in a swing state. does that help?
Jaxson Gonzalez
No. Kek ONLY helps the cases which contribute to chaos.
You getting a gf does the exact opposite. You will no longer have the time to support chaos.
Kek will not make you useless for chaos.
I'm sorry user.
Isaac Carter
>eesti
Snow niggers.
Carson Bell
He has spoken
Jaxson Peterson
I shall ask for her forgivness tommorow at sunrise and offer her what i can.
Today is the day of her feast. No wonder the curse is so strong
Adrian Gray
We may be snow niggers, but we beat winter.
You can't even beat a fucking BIRD, a god damn BIRD emu beat you.
Leo Ross
...
Mason Phillips
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Luis Cox
I believe my future endeavors will spread chaos further but i can't do it alone!
Xavier Morales
I want some meme magic too. Praise Kek, please grant me all that I've asked for this year.
Wyatt Gonzalez
Leftists who oppose this
Israel is a racist apartheid state who has illegal Jewish ONLY settlements in the west bank where the border walls are wrapping around them inside Palestinian in an obvious land grab. youtube.com/watch?v=Pp1wVPeg59Q
This is why terrorism happens and why the rest of the west gets blowback from it.
Israel builds these settlements on top of Palestinian villages that they have bulldozed by the military. youtube.com/watch?v=EC6C-cAc240
If you support Israel you are not a leftist. End of Story.
Jayden Ramirez
Hillary pls go
Kevin Allen
KEK LET THIS KEK BE FREE OF ALL CURSES AND HEXES PLACED UPON HIM
KEK HELP HIM GET SHADILAID
Dylan Miller
I.... will make an attempt on your behalf.
Please Kek, have pity on this mortal.
Cameron Foster
Just checking the gets.
Thomas Lopez
fuck off. Kek doesn't give a shit.
he's the god of chaos, not pity, you god damn retard
David Morris
We Love You KEK!
Jaxon Peterson
why are you so angery esti?
Jeremiah Myers
Mortal you don't bequeath what the god of chaos can or can not do. He is the god of chaos. He is by nature unpredictable
Sebastian Perry
if you want help, dont ask here. Join occult forum, /r/occult, Becomealivinggod com/forum those folks can help you, but take everything with a grain of salt, try to do everything yourself and only take information
