Why are Finns so pathetic?

Why are Finns so pathetic?

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Translate pls.

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You think everybody can speak your meme runes?

this

what ever habbened to True Finns?

Fuck off, shill.

lol what a retarded autist. Stop posting finnish articles here you fucking retard. Are you honestly that fucking dumb that you think people will translate them unless you do it? Retarded cunt

And you always post some irrelevant shit that would mostly spark conversation between two finns, not in an international board. Kill yourself, autist.

No, you are not.
You lost the Hyper War.

>Country of 5 million with stagnating economy and aging infrastructure, and naiively gets routinely played by the EU.
>Why isn't the man that holds the most powerful office in the world interested in us?!

Yksikseskös yskiskelet, itsekseskös itkeskelet, yksikseskös istuskelet, itkeskellen yskiskelet?

i don't understand mongolic kanjis

>tää :D

aina sama äiä :D

media crys as to why trump doesnt care or contact finland, when he already contacted denmark and sweden

there is no reason to contact finland to begin with, so this is i ques another attempt to manipulate the finnish people to be more hostile towards trump. the media is pretty much proven to be completely corrupt over here

Fuck me did you just summon the finnish-mongol horde?

This is an American board, therefore you should make all posts in our language, you should feel honored you steppe mongols are even allowed on here

Sorry, I don't speak spurdo. I'll assume it's something negative about his appearance or character though, since it's a European news outlet.

>trump is republican
>republican presidents means a stronger peso

>fins bitch'n cause they irrelevant to trump

feels good

sometimes being irrelevants is better, at least you are not going to build a wall

He did contact Putin, so that should count, seeing as Finland is Russian province.

>being salty over a wall

>an American board
>with a Japanese name
>with code based on a popular Japanese imageboard
>dedicated to Japanese culture and entertainment
>owned and operated by a Japanese man named Hiroyuki

Yep. Sounds pretty American to me.

My spell will bring you mongolic nightmares. Don't sleep tonight.

Kun rämäpää määrää määränpään, on päämääränä rämäpään määräämä määränpää.

>taking so serious a shitposter

>hoopla ooopla iiip juuup lastavoore siggen smuggen

Eh, at least you are european.

plz invade us

Because our media speaks too much shit of him. Translation:

>Remember when Trump let his fists do the talking?
>Trump assaulted WWE CEO in the year 2007 - look shocking images

Why do Swedes hate Finland?

>not translating your elvish language

>99999999
>100000000

What's the point in putting the two dots over the a if literally every a has them? It's no longer an accent if it's used in every syllable.

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Fuck those Nips too, i cant fap to asian porn without my eyes being invaded by japanese trannies

>serious

>>Trump assaulted WWE CEO in the year 2007 - look shocking images
topkek

I thought you are smarter than US-Americans and know wrestling is fake.

Because Finns suck as ice hockey.

'Trump was in a celebrity wrestling show once'
What are they trying to spin here?

>skin color
>swede

:D Oh yea but that is true nowadays. Swedalia

Because they are pronounced differently and mean different things. finnish A is pronounced kinda like I in english, and Ä sounds like long AA in english

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>black hands

A true swede

>expecting me to give out our secrets
Do you want me to give our death spell away too?

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We are literal whos. Even Finns don't care about Finland anymore. I can name all 50 of the US states but can't even name or point on map our top 50 biggest cities.

PRESIDENT BTFO

They jelly, we better than them now.

not in my watch

Gonna translate that shit when I can, have a fellow fin for your trouble

kek
even slovene president and PM got a call from Trump (and Melanija) yesterday

To make local middle aged communists and their children (who are SJW cockheads) instantly associate him with violence and assault. See that face of Trump on that image? ALL THAT ANGER

Only omnious music missing.

Also trying to drive that elitist agenda, that Trump is "lol so silly and uneducated and fool, he participates in violent shows and is just TV star like lol what pathetic person". They try to drive same agenda over True Finn party, narrative that they are uneducated and stupid. Even though they are more educated and on higher paying jobs than those SJWs - if that is proven, they are called nazis and sociopaths, as sociopaths etc climb higher with their ambitions. Nothing is good for them. God I hate our media, gladly only like 10% of finns believe it - we are changing for better

Trump and Vince McMahon are good friends, though.

Professional wrestling is fake, you know.

The source is Finland's main news paper. A local version of New York Times but even shittier.

The text i as follows:
> Why isn't Trump interested in Finland? He has already called the prime ministers of Denmark and Sweden.
> Trump called Sweden and Denmark, no discussions with Finnish leadership
> The president of Finland, Sauli Niinistö, has not yet talked to Donald Trump

21st century Sweden in one picture.
This country can go fuck itself.

Good Christ I'd never thought it was this bad. I'm sorry Finland.

>Professional wrestling is fake, you know.

WHAT REALLY? You dont say?????

Fucking americunts. Some of you are just so infuriatingly foolish and do not understand sarcasm or anything fun in life. You fucking think Adam Sandler is funny

Translation;
>why isn't Trump interested in Finland when he's already given a call to Sweden and Denmark?
Answer; we're a irrelevant degenerating non-country who's a fucktoy for both NATO and the EUSSR.

He's too busy discussing how to split up Finland after Russia and America take care of you. :^)

Nigger

Why would Trump talk to Finland? What's he got to say to them? Did Obama call every little podunk country and say "hi, I'm the President!"?

Finns are based. Don't talk shit about them.

Oh yeah.

You know Sweden wrote same thing two days ago

>Why hasn't Trump called Swedish PM but he has called everywhere else?

You fucking think the man don't have better stuff to do?

There is literally nothing Russia or USA would want from us. We don't have super special resources that they don't have already. Invading us would be completely pointless when Middle East is the one that needs to be nuked

Then again I guess they would want us rather than you

Because Finland is Russias clay. GIVE IT BACK!

>implikoi, että a ja ä olisivat millään tavalla sama asia

u jelly finns?

dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-3966042/Hello-Slovenia-Melania-calls-home-Trump.html

Goodnight MONGOLMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks

Germany knows their shitty little 4th Reich is falling apart and Russia, Britain and the US are going to be the ones who will give them the final blow.

On the top:
>Why isn't Trump interested in Finland? The President-elect of the United States has already contacted the prime ministers of Sweden and Denmark.

The article (lower part):
>Trump gave a call to Sweden and Denmark, there hasn't been any conversations with the Finnish leaders.
>The President of Finland hasn't talked with Donald Trump (for now).

I'm just sayin', man.

We don't it's just bantz. We don't like danes either but these guys are still better then the rest of the world.

>Russia
>Doesnt want to invade Finland
Get a load of this blue pill.

>Then again I guess they would want us rather than you

This is true. Invading Sweden would only damage them.

>100000000

Finland is gate to Europe for Russia, geopolitical location is the important thing. You think we have strongest reserve in the Europe, and most efficent/largest artillery in the world for fun and games?

youtube.com/watch?v=r0LTsB_gU3g

The two dots are not not "accents". A and Ä are different vovels. So are O and Ö. The thing is that in FInnish the vovels are grammatically separeted in three groups:
> Back vovels: A O U
> Middle vovels: E I
> Front vovels: Ä Ö U

There is a rule that you can't have back vovels and front vovels in the same word. That's whysome words have a lot of Ä's and Ö's while others have none.

> Kun rämäpää määrää määränpään, on päämääränä rämäpään määräämä määränpää.
The sentance in question just happens to contain words with front vovels. Probably part of poetic nature of if as the sentence has only three base words (and their compaund words)
> pää
> rämä
> määrä

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Same here brother, they can't be demonetized fast enough

Well I have no idea. Luckily most people don't really even read these "news"

Sadly there is one resource we have but guess you are just dumb.

Exactly. He's got better things to do than call the Zionist puppet of some frozen shithole with less people than a single hotel of his gets in a year.

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Tabloids are the best.

>Donald Trump kills Jeb Bush with his bear hands

WOW

Because they can't do this

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Joku äijjä ragee amerikan yliksel, lol xD

Mu-muh bad publicity :D autist :D

He's already agreed to give Finland to Putin, no need to call.

We're gonna free you from your oppressive dictatorship and take your saunas as payment.

And also these guys are coming with us too.
youtube.com/watch?v=Li58voy6xXM

Damn Trump has a thicc booty

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I'm so sorry you had to see this.

>Donald Trumpin

ching chong mämmi angry birds sauna nokia puukko kossu perkele

You can't even use saunas properly. Therefore you only get kossu and mämmi.

get back in the shed, or did you reach enough good cuck points and ahmed installed the wifi?

DONALD TRUMP IS PART BEAR???? Filthy species mixing spawn, wtf I hate Trump now!

But fellow Pekka. He is the Ahmed

Someone stop this MADMAN!
youtube.com/watch?v=ZEDP5-O9MZI

oh look a sandnigger