If you beat your enemies they win

>if you beat your enemies they win

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>soccer
>5 'points'

Fucking hell America get your shit together.

too bad for brazil the word cup final wasnt in ottawa, eh?

This is Ottawa
>Bong education

Ottawa is in canada, in fact its our capital

How common is that anyway ?

Happened to you.

Yeah I meant America the continent obviously....

Obviously

Wow. Betas really need to be removed from the gene pool or just do no fap and lift weights. I can not take this estrogen filled world anymore

America is a country, not a continent.

>That damage control

This is the Swedish model, yes.

ohhh Ottawa I read it as Idaho sorry.

>Be a good team vs scrubs
>Get to 5 goals ahead
>constantly pass ball around in your own half so other team can't tackle/take possession
>Completely shut down gameplay for the rest of the game

This retardation doesn't do anything to stop one team from curbstomping another - it just removes all incentive for them to beat anyone by more than 5 goals. If they score 5 goals in the first 5 minutes and then lock down possession the rest of the game, how is this different from stomping 10-1?

>expecting Amerikillers to have any understand of your cucksport where 'you lose if you win'

lmfao

>Canada wins 1737363627 games in a row

>I was j-just pretending to be retarded.

>soccer
>points
>not goals

is there anything at all that canashits can do right?

shieeeet

>Is losing by 5 goals
>30 seconds left
>own goals for the win

yeah mother fucker

>brazil
>asking how common is it to be anally raped in football matches

its like a butcher asking what color is blood

i can get that running up the score is unsportsmanlike. but youre there to win the fucking game

>winning isnt everything!

bullshit thats the entire reason to play sports

>utterly destroy the other team because they suck so bad
>team keks hard
>team removes excess goals with own goals
>team keks even harder
>team wins

>score 5 screamers in the first half
>pass back to defenders
>L2 + Right stick and X X X X X for the rest of the game

peru bringing the heat

>june 1 2010
Fuck outta here

>Game starts, team A has the first touch
>They score in their own goal with a shot from the middle of the playfield, which poses no challenge (if it doesn't go straight, the goal keeper can help score in his own goal)
>It counts as a point for team B, so team A has the first touch again
>Rinse and repeat
>They lose by 0-150, the other team is forbidden from ever playing again

>up by 4
>give go ahead goal with almost no resistance
>show boat while scoring again
>reapeat

This is way more humiliating then a regular ass whooping.

This is it. No more will I hate humanity equally. From now on I will hate Cucknadians the most.

>if you win, you lose!
Canadian culture in its purest form

This is the most millenial thing I've seen all day.

kek

If you kill your enemy, they win

>pk in the ID
Quintessential Brit detected.

Nice looking porphyrin you got there.

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Isn't this actually humiliating and heart-crushing? If I were a kid and opponents my age went easy on me, I'd want to cry.

underrated

>5 points

Well good thing you score goals not points so this is impossible

Exactly what if your team just own goals 6 times. Trudeaubol, sarcastiball. Anyone got any other names for this faggotry

It's worse.
>be shit team
>opponents can easily curbstomp you
>lightbulb.jpg
>score on yourselves 5 times
>winrar!

That's somehow more Canadian then maple syrup, you've truly out done yourself Canada well played.

>Anyone got any other names for this faggotry
Canadian.

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Nice link

Good one, Fritz.

faggot

Huehuehue

So as soon as the opponents team gets a lead of 5 over you your team walks off the field and wins?

Or do they intend to get own goals?

>be up by 4 points
>dont make another point
>wait for the timer to run out
>win

Semifinal.

lol, I hadn't even thought of that

It's like all your soldiers shooting themselves in the face and you declaring that you won the battle

That's not what you use the "I was just pretending to be retarded" phrase on, you retarded newfag

Which sounds pretty up Canada's alley.

I like the way you think.

Wait wait wait

The game just turns into "who can score 5 more own goals than the other team"

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Canada confirmed retarded

then the eternal leaf show up it's end game and own goal

Just score on yourself 5 times

btw. this is the reason these kids will suffer from depression first thing they hit real work

Is Canada the most hated in the Commonwealth now?

Can you kick them out and let us back in?

>soccer

Just kill yourself now

>If your enemies kill themselves, they win.

Pakistan is probably the most hated, but South Africa does itself no favors. Also locally we dislike Fiji.

And I don't think you'd count but fuck it we'd be happy to dump 50% of the countries to get you in.

Win, lose, everyone wins. Unless you're white.

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>Take a look at the unedited data
>Nazis killed way more
>They still lost
Looks l-like he was r-right after all

So, did any team ever tried to score an own goal in the last minute when behind 4 goals? I bet someone did.

Kek.

I thought you Frenchies liked 'Football' though. Or is the spelling what triggered you?

Eternal Anglo Empire Restored

Pic. Related

Note how it counts in Japanese having fun in mainland China and the Soviet tactics of flooding the enemy with endless stream of badly armed meatshields.

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STOP POSTING THIS

>the only winning move is not to play

So, stall the ball for hours if the enemy team sucks?

> common is it to be anally raped in football matches
>red

>Civilian dead: 4 000 000
>Muh six billion: 6 000 000

Something doesn't quite add up here