Be American

>Be American
>Get shot

>Be Canadian
>Receive free healthcare

Une putain de feuille

>be Canadian
>Fuck dogs
>have stupid fucking leaf on flag

>be Torontonian
>get killed by muslims
>Trudeau say you win

>Aussie
>get stabbed by an abbo
>free healthcare
best of both worlds

Have you ever actually used your healthcare system?

I bet you enjoy waiting 6 months for a vital operation on outdated government equipment don't you.

>Be Canadian
>Receive free healthcare 6 months later

ftfy

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shouldnt it be putaine
it quebec we change the adjective to match the subject

>be Canadian
>receive free dog knots

truth

>be canadian and not poor
>go to america for actual good healthcare

Sure

>be american
>get shot
>have right to protect self from one's government

>be non american
>get shot
>have no right to protect self from one's government

>Be canadian

FTFY

>Be Canadian
>Get raped by Mohammed
>Commit suicide due to lack of maple syrup
>such is life in toronto/ontario

>be Canadian
>cant even be an Uber driver because Justin poodough thinks self employment helps create a middle class and that's unfair to the lower class

There is some differences between quebec and french languages

>this still gets replies

I just got surgery a few days ago for a hernia in my groin
600 bucks for yhe deductible since insurance premium wasnt met for the year yet
was in and out and price included medication
meanwhile in canada I would still be in the hospital or not even have gotten my surgery yet, possibly for another month

Sauf que putain est déjà au féminin. Osti de con.

>be canadian
>get shot
>SORRY
>be canadian
>wife cucks you with black guy
>oh sorry eh
>be canadian
>DUDE WEED LMAO

forgot pic

>Be Canadian
>Die waiting for surgery

>be Canadian
yikes

The day of the rake is coming, leaf

That's a lie but I don't expect an American tard to give a fuck about the truth. People have to wait depending on the severity of their condition. As for those fucksticks that Faux News gets to say "oh, I waited and had to go to the states for treatment", in those cases it was non-life threatening while those fucking morons are being based by INSURANCE COMPANIES to spew propaganda.

Any politician here who tries to dismantle our Healthcare system is a fucking DEAD MAN, however, Conservatives try by starving the system of funds in order to create a crisis as Herr Harper did.

So, how about you keep your fucking opinions to yourselves until you grow a fucking brain, fucking burger scum.

>mfw there is a 44% chance that the American poster that just replied to you is not white

The Canadian healthcare system isn't perfect, but it's definitely better than yours.

i wouldn't be surprised if he said that in those exact words

>be canadian
>own a gun
>shoot trespasser armed to the teeth and has evidence about how he his going to kill you, your family and take all your stuff
>you go to jail anyways

>be american
>shoot nigger
>get off free

>be canadian
>get shot by refugee
>have to pay the Tolerance Toll

The many Canadians who come to America for treatment every year don't seem to agree with you.

>be leaf
>get raked

A fucking leaf!

Sorry to tell you that's not how it works in countries where the government controls healthcare. Some processes might be slower, like normal doctor appointments e.t.c. But surgeries and such things are handled no differently than what it is done in America.

Source: Spent some time in America.

>be Canadian
>go to jail for calling faggots mentally ill

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>Friend lives in Canada.
>He gets sick.
>He gets worse while waiting for treatment.
>Gets hospitalized in America.
>One surgery later he is fine.
>Doctors said if they treated him sooner he wouldn't have needed surgery.
>CANADA HEALTH CARE!
fuck off.

Another friend, another story.
>Friend is Canadian.
>Gets cancer.
>WE DON'T HAVE SPECIALIST IN THIS GO TO AMERICA!

Not that many do, compared to the millions of Americans who have to declare bankruptcy due to medical bills.

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>muh anecdotes are proof that the Canadian healthcare system is SHIT

As I said, the Canadian system isn't perfect, but it is definitely an overall better system than yours. It's also far more cost-effective.

The number in 2012 was 42k Canadians crossing the border. Look it up.

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>Be in America.
>Get sick.
>Treated that very fucking day or week.

Get shot by who?

it's only free if you don't work and pay taxes

I have a strong feeling you don't

"""""free""""""
fuck off Justin Sanders.

>be Ontarian
>get shot
>get picked up by ORNGE helicopter
>it crashes because the liberal health minister siphoned all of the money for repairs into his chequing account.

>he doesn't have freedom of speech
HAHAHAHAHA

>be Canadian
>have free healthcare
>die while waiting for your "superior" healthcare

I know the stats. But what you failed to mention from that is that it's about 1% of the total number of Canadian patients seeking specialist treatment.

>"Free"

Having freedom of speech doesn't really matter when everyone is brainwashed.

>Canada will be Venezuela 2.0 in your life time
>We will build a norther wall to hault the immigration of cucknadian refugees
Can't come soon enough

Canada is shit. There is little to no free speech here. The economy is garbage that tanks as soon as oil prices drop. Our PM is a pandering idiot.

>he doesn't have freedom of speech either
OH MY GOD

Its not free if you pay for it with your taxes

>Be American
>get shot
>win

Yes, Canadians totally go through the pain in the ass of coming to America, finding a doctor/hospital, and spending money here for " non-life threatening" issues.
>sounds legit

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Ever considered that it is a lot of work to travel between countries and those 1% of people are the individuals that feel they are going to die if they stay in Canada?

>Ever considered that it is a lot of work to travel between countries and those 1% of people are the individuals that feel they are going to die if they stay in Canada?

Yes, it is a lot of work, but it's the price for getting treatment sooner, or to get a very specialized procedure that might not be available here.

Keep in mind, that 750,000 Americans travel abroad for medical treatment each year as well. This isn't solely a Canadian issue.

They go to the USA for treatment for NON-LIFE THREATENING issues. What part of that don't you understand you fucking TardBurger?!? Try investigating and learning about a subject before opening your dumb cocksucker and revealing that you talk out of your asshole like every other burger dipshit.

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>Be Canadian
>Have fruity accent and say "oat and aboat" all the fucking time.
>Get punked by Sup Forums on the daily

Our system also proves that we, as Canadians, care about each other and aren't selfish scum like the burger Nazi's south of our border. We all pay into the system so that, should one of us need it, we are taken care of rather than be faced with making a choice between a clean bill of health and bankruptcy. This is why Tommy Douglas, who fathered our healthcare system, is considered Canada's greatest citizen while you evil fucks elected a reality show asswipe narcissistic sociopath to your highest office. Fucking burger mongrels still believe the delusion that they're the greatest country on Earth when that hasn't been true since the 1960's!!!FACT!!!

Canadians have to actually leave their country because certain specialists don't exist there.

American healthcare is superior, get over it.

>be burger
>lose war to Vietnam

BTFO

>Being this mad trucuck is your prime minister
Jesus how pathetic

>Be Canadian
>Pay taxes for healthcare you will probably never need, but some fat fucks and genetic failures will

Believe what you like, fuckstick, because you know nothing and understand even less.

>Mexico

Huh?

>Be Canadian
>A fag is your prime minister
>Your nation is a joke
>Get taxed out the ass
>Wait 5 hours in a hospital for your "free" healthcare

LEL

The world laughs at Canada. The most irrelevant nation on earth

> Pays high taxes
> Universal healthcare.
> More expensive than private healthcare
> Says it's free.

>Be Canadian
>Have no gold reserves
>Have a feminist cuck for a Prime Minister
>Have a country thats half burning and half full of chinks
>Have to drink milk out of a fucking bag
>Have a gay leaf on your flag
>Have a gender neutral national anthem

We lost because fucking hippies and liberals stopped the funding south Vietnam.

>>Be Canadian
>>Receive free Pajeet/Sayid dick up your ass

>American healthcare is superior, get over it.

If you can afford it and that's why your country no longer has any greatness in it.