Risk thread

>Claim a kingdom
>starting when 5 kingdoms are claimed

Ireland

Claiming Isle of Man

Claiming Dumnonia

I'll take the Isle of man

Mercia

pick again

Spill into Wessex

Give me wales instead

Wessex, obvs

And people start rolling

Lay siege to York

rolling for Ireland

Essex

>name
>trip
>what do with roll?

Let's start by invading Strathclyde!
- King of Mann

this calling himself "king of dumbnonia" is a massive faggot and has admitted to wanting to have sex with underage black men, i would suggest excluding him from your gaming efforts, cheers lad.

Roll please

>Ireland
>Dal Riata
>I want land

The fuck?
Proofs?

i claim northumbria

Head towards Launceston

Pictland because sick tattoos

>he probably lives in Cornwall
>is offended by my name

Can't take the banter, can we lad?

WTF IS THAT MAP OF IRELAND?

Yeah, I jokingly said I was black when we first met, sent me a few pics of his mutilated cock. The worst thing about it is that he though I was 14.

Fill Red, then Blue, then Purple.

>wanting to split Ireland up into a bunch of small kingdoms instead of going with the "muh high king" to make us stronger

True story, I actually did send him a picture of my mutilated penis.

head towards nottingham

yeah this guy is right, be careful and weary

Fuck off. You know you did it.

Gives me a boner even now thinking about it.

stop lying you yank fuck, i am a proud irishman.

Lets just play the game...

...

Potatoniggers aren't white

>hahahaha I'm a degenerate its so funny
>Hahaha, its just a joke I dindu nuffin

claiming Dumnonia

cede all northumbrian land to isle of man

Move towards Kent

this is serious, we are trying to prevent homosexuality and racism on our proud nat soc, christian board. Hail victory.

I'm Dumbnonia, you cunt

Nice triples, also showing my penis off to other guys isn't degenerate.. Unless of course you touch it.

fug, what are the unclaimed nations as of now?

Okay fine DEUS VULT!!!

East Anglia

Invade Essex.

Mupdate
let me know if I missed you

Roll for siege on Nottingham.

Keep invading Strathclyde!
- King of Mann

Attack Wales

You missed me. Siege Colchester.

I quit someone can take Pictland if you want

Reroll

I lay claim to the throne of Pictland

no rerolls

If you do so, you will have to give up northumbria
also you can't cede all your northumbrian land to pictland and then choose pictland

I'll take it
you're aldready northumbria dude, let me join
invade Dal Riata

Siege Launcesten

I claim Francia asz ze Kaiser von Oyropa and sztart invading ze Brits Aiszlesz.

I could just barely understand what you were trying to say, do it more tho

MUPDATE

i appoint glitterhoof as chancellor of northumbria

>no Manchester
>k
>does not know that Manchester is england

attack dumnonia

Siege London.

siege nottingham 2: electric boogaloo

Finish off Dal riata, also Northumbria can we make a NAP?
>Pictland

Attack Wales

Keep with the invasion of Strathclyde.

Kill Wessex then Purple

lay sziedje tu ze quant little Britis town ov "Pevensy"

Accept non aggro pact with Pictland.

Kill Purple

attack isle of man

nice

Any unclaimed provinces?

Strathclyde,Dal riata,Kent and Sussex

I urge you mon lieu tu bend ze knee and zhoin ze federation ov happy oyropéén nations!

MUPDATE

Give me a few mupdates to see if I can survive.

Kill Wessex then Purple.

Attack Essex fags.

attack isle of man 2: electric boogaloo

Okay rolling for strathclyde to expand

siege Dal Riata's city

I suggest you wreck Essex's shit.

Claiming Kent
Take canterbury and head east

Kill Wessex

Defend from Wales

Kill Dumnonia

Forgot tripcode.

This please

>head east
where?

sziedje Hastings tú, ferry soon all ze Britis will come tu see what a mistake ze Brexit was, once zey are fried vrom the Angel-Sächsen yoke!

Keep invading Strathclyde, then Pictland.

>This persona
Topkek

The Frogs are attacking

We need to repel them, my fellow Brits

Towards Thetford

Island as a unified nation in 800. Kek

>the frogs are attacking
>we need to repel them, my fellow brits
>replies to the playing as France

*Ireland.
I played myself