>Claim a kingdom
>starting when 5 kingdoms are claimed
Risk thread
Ireland
Claiming Isle of Man
Claiming Dumnonia
I'll take the Isle of man
Mercia
pick again
Spill into Wessex
Give me wales instead
Wessex, obvs
And people start rolling
Lay siege to York
rolling for Ireland
Essex
>name
>trip
>what do with roll?
Let's start by invading Strathclyde!
- King of Mann
this calling himself "king of dumbnonia" is a massive faggot and has admitted to wanting to have sex with underage black men, i would suggest excluding him from your gaming efforts, cheers lad.
Roll please
>Ireland
>Dal Riata
>I want land
The fuck?
Proofs?
i claim northumbria
Head towards Launceston
Pictland because sick tattoos
>he probably lives in Cornwall
>is offended by my name
Can't take the banter, can we lad?
WTF IS THAT MAP OF IRELAND?
Yeah, I jokingly said I was black when we first met, sent me a few pics of his mutilated cock. The worst thing about it is that he though I was 14.
Fill Red, then Blue, then Purple.
>wanting to split Ireland up into a bunch of small kingdoms instead of going with the "muh high king" to make us stronger
True story, I actually did send him a picture of my mutilated penis.
head towards nottingham
yeah this guy is right, be careful and weary
Fuck off. You know you did it.
Gives me a boner even now thinking about it.
stop lying you yank fuck, i am a proud irishman.
Lets just play the game...
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Potatoniggers aren't white
>hahahaha I'm a degenerate its so funny
>Hahaha, its just a joke I dindu nuffin
claiming Dumnonia
cede all northumbrian land to isle of man
Move towards Kent
this is serious, we are trying to prevent homosexuality and racism on our proud nat soc, christian board. Hail victory.
I'm Dumbnonia, you cunt
Nice triples, also showing my penis off to other guys isn't degenerate.. Unless of course you touch it.
fug, what are the unclaimed nations as of now?
Okay fine DEUS VULT!!!
East Anglia
Invade Essex.
Mupdate
let me know if I missed you
Roll for siege on Nottingham.
Keep invading Strathclyde!
- King of Mann
Attack Wales
You missed me. Siege Colchester.
I quit someone can take Pictland if you want
Reroll
I lay claim to the throne of Pictland
no rerolls
If you do so, you will have to give up northumbria
also you can't cede all your northumbrian land to pictland and then choose pictland
I'll take it
you're aldready northumbria dude, let me join
invade Dal Riata
Siege Launcesten
I claim Francia asz ze Kaiser von Oyropa and sztart invading ze Brits Aiszlesz.
I could just barely understand what you were trying to say, do it more tho
MUPDATE
i appoint glitterhoof as chancellor of northumbria
>no Manchester
>k
>does not know that Manchester is england
attack dumnonia
Siege London.
siege nottingham 2: electric boogaloo
Finish off Dal riata, also Northumbria can we make a NAP?
>Pictland
Attack Wales
Keep with the invasion of Strathclyde.
Kill Wessex then Purple
lay sziedje tu ze quant little Britis town ov "Pevensy"
Accept non aggro pact with Pictland.
Kill Purple
attack isle of man
nice
Any unclaimed provinces?
Strathclyde,Dal riata,Kent and Sussex
I urge you mon lieu tu bend ze knee and zhoin ze federation ov happy oyropéén nations!
MUPDATE
Give me a few mupdates to see if I can survive.
Kill Wessex then Purple.
Attack Essex fags.
attack isle of man 2: electric boogaloo
Okay rolling for strathclyde to expand
siege Dal Riata's city
I suggest you wreck Essex's shit.
Claiming Kent
Take canterbury and head east
Kill Wessex
Defend from Wales
Kill Dumnonia
Forgot tripcode.
This please
>head east
where?
sziedje Hastings tú, ferry soon all ze Britis will come tu see what a mistake ze Brexit was, once zey are fried vrom the Angel-Sächsen yoke!
Keep invading Strathclyde, then Pictland.
>This persona
Topkek
The Frogs are attacking
We need to repel them, my fellow Brits
Towards Thetford
Island as a unified nation in 800. Kek
>the frogs are attacking
>we need to repel them, my fellow brits
>replies to the playing as France
*Ireland.
I played myself