What is Paul Ryan doing? is he cooking meth? is he disposing of a body?

what is Paul Ryan doing? is he cooking meth? is he disposing of a body?

trying to start a grease fire it looks like

digits check out

>paul ryan seems like the fucking retard to start a deadly grease fire

do you guyce like him actully?

Cooking some filters and supplements. Needs more skittles. Already got the indians tear gassed again

wtf? no one likes him dude

He's frying a Turkey you fucking retard

No he tries too hard to act hip for his public image and then when he gets elected does fuck all and is a huge pushover pussy bitch.

looking like the cuck he is trying to fit in when noone wants him around.

Looks like he's frying turkeys

Deep frying a turkey. Apparently that's a new thing instead of using a fucking oven the way God intended.

Wisconsin Yankee faggot trying to be a based southerner frying a turkey. Hate that fucking poser

>then when he gets elected does fuck all and is a huge pushover pussy bitch

Hopefully now *Trump* can push him around, or perhaps "teach him".

He's maybe the only cuck I like.

Deep frying an entire turkey is American as fuck

He's cooking crayfish you inbreed

Frying turkeys is degenerate

Frying almost anything is degenerate
>southern
Nu-southern. Roasting would even be better

Deep fired turkey it's a southern thing.

I HATE THAT FAGGOT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

This guy falls for the fucking gayest normie memes. What a piece of shit.

Why would you deep fry a turkey? What a fucking degenerate.

well he just fucked the deck

>fry turkey
>in a bucket
are you that poor amerikans?

no, he's a piece of shit and betrayed the tea party movement that got him elected. on top of that he's a huge fucking phony. he puts on this blue collar working man act when the reality is he's never worked a job outside of politics his entire life. he's scum, a sniveling rat politician

spirit cooking

Good luck getting that grease stain out of your patio, you fucking globalist cuck

>frying a turkey on the patio not in the lawn or dirt patch

this is why our country is losing folks

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>I've never seen a pot that big nor understand the the size of a turkey

fpbp

nigger can't even fucking read the god damned fill line properly. it's going to be a complete bitch to try and clean off that oil, it's probably soaked into the surface forever now... RIP

It's driving me crazy, and that retarded look of pride to go with it.

>that young
>that political career
>almost VP
jesus christ, it seems he is not such a cuck. he's like underwood

man i wish we deep fired our turkeys up here in the north.

Its a pot, specifically made for deep frying. I dont know why so much oil is on the ground though.

That's not really new, my grandma deep fried turkeys for their thanksgivings.

Based McElwain

i cant believe this elitist fuck actually posted a picture of him fake frying a turkey and causing $1000s of damage before he went inside to eat the dinner maria, celeste rodriguez, and quadalupe cooked for him

I don't think they have turkeys in upside down Indonesia

It seems like a real hassle and it can be very dangerous

I deep fry only fries
can I do it with a chicken?

brewing jenkem

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Beer.

Ryan is clearly frying a Thanksgiving turkey, Kacper.

He's a parasite with dumbo ears

we have turkeys but they are more expensive than chickens
he's actually caring about our green friend, grass

If only you knew how bad things really were.

How the hell did he spill that much oil without starting a fire

They're 5 times as big, of course they're going to cost more. Fuck

I instinctually like him.

kek

no you dont

SHART
ON
PORCH

you need to read the news more then. He is basically a young, male version of Hillary

I googled. I laughed. Now I inhale.

Not this time of year. Local stores were all under .40ยข/lb this year for a frozen bird.

Reminder this cuck is a huge pussy. He was complaining to lugenpresse that Trump supporters were harassing him by yelling obscenities and revving motorcycles outside his home.

You can deep fry pretty much anything, Poland. Fries, chicken, candy bars, fish, kebab.

That looks like a 30qt fryer pot.

How the fuck else do you fry a 20lb bird?

And fuck your metric bullshit, figure it out.

Cooking crawfish

yeah, Sup Forums was actually digging him pretty hard back in 2011

deep frying a turkey, what are you a barbarian?

That was before he cucked for osama. He needed to be an opposition leader, not an accomplice.

You deep fry the entire fucking bird? Jesus christ no wonder you cunts are so fat.

>30qt
>20lb
How much is that in real measurements?

>candy bars
won't they melt?

austria, do you have pots shaped like big kangaroos where you can boil/deep fry little kangaroos?

n-no

Three tortoise shells and a baby kangaroo

someone send this man a turkey friar

for the religious experience

and possible explosion

I figured out that since austria is upside down - boiling is impossible. thanks for the medal anyway

well, kinda. but you batter them, so that they're crisp fried pastry bars with a gooey melty snicker bar center.

cheers m8o

>smile and pretend life isn't completely meaningless and inevitably headed straight for agonizing decay, disease, and death

humans.png

and you are?

This

what exactly are you...