I'm a law school applicant and Egyptian girl who, like 99% of Egyptians, doesn't identify as white or black.
The Dean of Admissions at my medical school of choice--an Ivy--is stupid enough to think Egyptian=negroid. The Negroid medical students association there has many Egyptians who are pretending to be black ,but the blacks appear to accept them. I'm inclined to check the black box for my application to get the MASSIVE, COLOSSAL, PREPOSTEROUS affirmative-action boost.
But if I do this, I'm going to have to say I'm worried Richard Spencer won't let me into his all-white future ethno state, which apparently includes Egyptians.
Yes you should apply as a black girl, then once you're in class say you're egyptian; they won't do shit. But first >tits or gtfo
Matthew Watson
You like German looking guys?
Christopher Ross
this IDGAF about what you think you can do
All you're worth to the world is ur tits
poast them or GTFO shitskin
Parker Gray
Spencer is not a leader and never will be. On the chance this isn't a subtle shill, don't worry about it.
Jace Long
Go for your MD/JD, you have such an affirmative action advantage.
I'm a second year law student at duke and i wish i went MD/JD but im fucking a white male
Hudson Hughes
If the system is broken abuse it until the injustice demands a response especially for something as irrelevant as this matter.
Anthony White
This is the best course of action. Don't reveal gender otherwise it's attention whoring and you gotta show tits.
Isaiah Stewart
Yup. Let them know that you WUZ KANGZ and sheeit.
Angel Cook
Why would I post my tits for fat faggots? Let's get back to the subject at hand.
Why do you think the blacks at this medical school all accept the Egyptians--who look Egyptian, not black--as black? Is it an extension of the We Wuz Kangz aspiration?
Adam Ross
Fuck off shill
Juan Wilson
This
Camden Johnson
no tits no serious replies fuck off you larper
Gavin Sanchez
Why are you applying to both law and med?
Also post tits, nigger.
Josiah Morales
Black.
But affirmative action comes from the struggles you faced as a "Black" person (SOP or Letters). If you just check off Black on your ethnicity but your SOP/Letters all seem to indicate you've never encountered any race-based struggles, then you won't get really any boost.
t. Advisor is on Graduate Admissions Committee
Jaxson Cook
Tell him you did it to game affirmative action and make a WE WUZ KINGZ joke later and get your gibs now.
Thomas King
Tits or gtfo. Those are the rules of interaction here. Don't reveal that you are female and it won't happen. Otherwise you get shitposts
Xavier Green
Oh, and I didn't notice you were a girl. I'm gonna need to see some tits.
Justin Collins
Why haven't tits been posted yet, attention whore?
Christopher Parker
>Why would I post my tits for fat faggots? because we want to see your tits and nothing else is even remotely interesting for us?
Parker Moore
why say you're a grill in the first place? we didn't have to know that, but since you want attention... TITS OR GTFO
Chase Gutierrez
Is there no box for "Middle Eastern", which you clearly would be if not black or white?
Ian Barnes
Who gives a fuck what Richard Spencer thinks, do you make career decisions based on Chrischan? Tits or GTFO, but on a serious note collect affirmative action money while you still can because Republicans are killing that shit quick quick quick.
Ayden Sanders
>no tits No service.
Easton James
Egypt is in Africa so you can easily claim "African American" status
Reminds me of that story about the poo in loo who got denied entrance to med school because he was classed as Asian, then he reapplied as black and got accepted.
William Allen
>look at me mommy impersonating fake personas on the internet again
Nolan Brooks
shh she's a girl we need tits first.
Gabriel Wood
>scroll through thread real quick >see no tits Not interested.
Juan Brooks
post your egyptian titties please. i love egyptian girls.
Luke Green
You really think Richard Spencer is going to create a white ethnostate lol? Richard Spencer of all people? Just fucked check the box, if you have black hair and brown skin no one will say anything
Christian Myers
Just do it, you're nigger enough. Insist that you identify as black and possibly lie and say that you're a quad or octaroon.
Oliver Moore
Y'all are too stupid to realize this is a bait thread.
The hook is something controversial (black people), and sure enough, buried in there is Richard Spencer who has been shoved down our throats daily by shills for the last week.
Caleb Barnes
The only boxes are white, black, Hispanic, and Asian. The US Census defines Egyptians as white, but many schools don't go off of that, though they use the general boxes. The fat slut running the medical school considers Egyptians to be black, or at least says they can check the black box. My quandary lies in the fact that I don't identify as black (or white) and don't want to have to live out my life as black.
I'm fucking a 'white nationalist' right now (lulz); that's why I know about this hilarious site and aspies Spencer, etc. I was amused and gratified the other day when he declared me white. And of course I'm an attention whore; i'm a girl. It's terribly silly for us to waste time discussing established facts.
Benjamin Fisher
The fuck. Why would you do MD/JD
Alexander Robinson
>still not tits why do you even want our opinion anyways? you obviously don't respect us enough to show us your tits
Gavin Ward
Just show ya titties
Evan Perez
then just look at your skin color, and use common sense to see what you're close to? I'm your closer to black, then you a nigger. post tits, we can do a better judgement about your color
They treat me like some sort of Anglo negro, like I wuz the True Kang n sheet.
I don't hang with them at all. If you are who you say you are, you know what we think of them anyways.
Thomas Myers
Fuck off back to your pyramid?
Alexander Williams
Just say you are light skinned and they are color shaming you and denying ur KANGship
Jaxon Hernandez
I think you should post those Egyptian tits so that I can fap.
WE WUZ KANGZ
Anthony Jones
Tell them you're a semite.
Juan Thompson
some super smart people love collecting titles t. aunt with 5 PHDs
Oliver Diaz
>What should I do pol?
Leave.
Luis Brown
Yea, apply as a fem-nigger. They can't deny you because they know you'll pull the woman/nigger card if they do, and Obama will shame them.
Eli Martin
Not to mention you aren't wrong by saying you are African American lol. I've gotten away with it before.
Jack Morales
Yes, then go help your people in Egypt.
Austin Adams
OP how can we say whether or not you'll pass as a black if we haven't seen the colour and contrast or your areolas?
Andrew Cox
Get a clitoral circumcision as proof.
Grayson Barnes
>Egyptians >white lel
saged
Jason Harris
this
its the first thing the application board checks for anyways
Joshua Watson
I'm applying to some ivy med schools atm. I'm a white non-jewish male tho so I'm pretty fucked. I'd do it if I was in your shoes.
Adrian Davis
fucking lol i'm half white-half hispanic and put mixed race and got in with a 79 avg.
Nicholas Robinson
Can you build a pyramid?
Cooper Lewis
If you are muslim then no but otherwise, yes our race needs every advantage it can get including piggy backing the white shame wave. If ypu dont then the blacks will take it and that isnt good for anyone.
Jordan Bell
RARE A R E
Jaxson Butler
The US government defines white as abyone of European, middle eastern, or north African ancestry.
Brayden Bennett
its one person posting too much. its getting devalued too quickly
Gabriel Cruz
No such thing as half white. You're all shit.
Nolan Flores
Then again, you are betraying your race regardless so do as you please.
Mason Bell
If shawn king who is whiter than me can fool them why shoudn't you? just fucking do it. Good luck!
Adrian Wood
MD/JDs = medicine + law. Lot of shit that can be used for. Policy writing, etc.
Kayden Wood
Stupid l2 normie
Mason Cooper
You lost me at Richard Spencer.
>Egyptian girl
TITS OR GTFO
David Rogers
Medical malpractice law, it's lucrative AF
Elijah White
>What should I do pol? Stop shitposting.
Kevin Smith
You sound so pathetic
Zachary Foster
I'm guessing that since you are pretending to take Richard Spencer seriously you are a troll, but everyone should always try to present themselves as a minority on paper at all times. In America at least, you don't have to prove shit and it's actually kind of taboo to question someone on this. So fuck yes, steal Tyquanda's spot at med school by pretending to be a nigger, don't even hesitate.
Jack Fisher
Of course. Im white but when i apply to anything I always list myself as Native American. I get in everytime:)
