Brit/pol/ - Jo Cox Memorial edition

>Ukip's only MP Douglas Carswell hints he could return to the Conservatives
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/25/ukips-mp-douglas-carswell-hints-could-return-conservatives/

>Men only: Women not allowed at Margaret Thatcher’s Treasury brainstorming event
express.co.uk/news/politics/735983/Women-not-allowed-Margaret-Thatcher-Treasury-brainstorming-event

>Pensions tax relief could be scrapped for high earners, according to experts
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/25/pensions-tax-relief-could-scrapped-high-earners-according-experts/

>BREXIT BONANZA: Britain set for £32billion bonus after quitting the EU
express.co.uk/news/politics/736251/EU-exit-Britain-UK-billion-year-UK-economy-Brexit

>Thatcher faced Cabinet riot over plans to break up welfare state
express.co.uk/news/politics/736002/Thatcher-Cabinet-riot-plans-break-welfare-state

>Workers' pay growth prospects 'dreadful'
bbc.co.uk/news/politics/news/business-38090977

>Abuse inquiry 'handled assault claim badly'
bbc.co.uk/news/politics/news/uk-38095053

>Andrew Lansley chides chancellor over lack of NHS and social care funding
theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/nov/24/andrew-lansley-chides-chancellor-lack-of-nhs-and-social-care-funding

>IFS warns of biggest squeeze on pay for 70 years
theguardian.com/business/2016/nov/24/ifs-warnsf-biggest-squeeze-on-pay-for-70-years-autumn-statement

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Imperial Leather

Tunnocks tea cakes desu

We're in for a quality thread lads tbqhwy

If Mosley was elected we would have never entered WW2, we would have never lost the empire and we would have never lost so much presence on the world stage.

Also, churchill was a cuck to FDR. See the Atlantic Charter.

rimmer is the worst tripfag

The most middle class soap.

What's your favourite crisps lads?
>pic related

HHHHHHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEVEEERRRRR

>Want a gf
>Don't know how to get one

Thanks mate I really needed to feel

Walkers Pickled Onion.

Nothing comes close.

They fuck up your teeth but they are worth it

Women shouldn't be around money anway

The normie marketing women decided to make the whole company do the 'Mannequin Challenge' today

For some reason they thought it would be a good idea to stop everyone working for an hour to send a video around the building compromising sensitive information about clients pinned and written on the walls.

>they all have nice cars

Anyone else have experiences like this? I dislike the 'quirky' culture.

like shit


not sure why I didn't finish my sentence

GOAT

Either way.

walkers prawn cocktail

fight me cunts

Mosley was a cuck to Hitler though. We'd have no rights and be even more of another nation's satellite.

Civil service user?

Reminder that the Tories can get away with literally telling you cucks not to vote for them and you still will

Reformed British Empire When?!

>largest empire in history
>a satellite to a regional power like the Third Reich

Not sure that's true

No, but I'm probably going into that soon. It will probably be worse, won't it?...

Lads I have a GP appointment in 6 hours 40 minutes, and they are going to take some of my blood for a test, if I take some multivitamins now will they get into my blood quick enough and make it look like I don't have a shit diet?

I remember that when I was a kid I loved them, but EVERY single time I would have a pack I would choke on one. EVERY single time. It didn't happen with other crisps.

To be honest they would have powered through the Arabian peninsula to penetrate our Asian markets.

Never
The best a non-LARPer can hope for is that England and Wales modestly go it alone

This retarded belief in RECLAIMING LE EMPIRE xD plays into the hands of left-wingers who think every person who wants to leave the EU is a rose-tinded mongoloid

Why would you feel the need to trick the doctor?

i'd rather vote women's equality party than tory

at least then i'd be safe in the knowledge i wasted my vote.

>you were that kid who ate the BBQ Walkers and stunk the whole classroom up

She said she would wank me off with her tits if my bloodwork was good.

Hated those cunts.

>tfw no QT doctor gf

Perhaps, but that still wouldn't have given them the edge over the empire, especially not after the new British government breathed new life into the colonies.

>the BBQ breath and the visible chunks of crisp inbetween the teeth

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decolonisation_of_Africa

It's nice to see a gp take the holistic approach.

Literally shaking.

It was a large reason why we participated in WW1. We were victims of our own success. And logistics were becoming fragile.

I'M GLAD THOSE BLAHDY DAFT YOU-KIP RACISTS DIDN'T WIN DOWN 'ERE IN SAFF THANET!

TORIES - BEAUTIFUL BRITISH PARTY

youtube.com/watch?v=6mcJ4G4LZMk
Newspapers
Kinnock

I genuinely just pissed the bed.......why does this keep happening?

"hoaaaahhhhw aaaahhhre youuuuhhhh?"

>one mentally ill man kills an MP
>RIGHT WINGERS ARE EBIL NAZIS

>france systematically explodes every 6 months or so from muslim terrorists
>STOP BEING AN ISLAMOPHOBE

Mummy will clean it up.

Well?

These desu, back when S&V came in a blue bag (as it should)

They were 6p

No tea before bed.

Goes right through you, m8.

>Racism

Got embarrassed by the lads at the pizza shop lads

Asked if they were still delivering at 1:20 (they close at 1:30) and they went "NO" then hung up the phone

I live alone......what sort of manchild do you think I am?

its totally normal desu

"Excuse you they're just victims. If we never did what we did (and we must have done SOMETHING), then they wouldn't be unable to control themselves!"

"Not like that mentally ill man over there. He is fully in control of himself!"

stop posting this, it's nothing

Try domino's.

Tarquin here.

I get vegetable crisps from Waitrose

petrol bomb the greasy cunts

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Dominos serves to like 2am. Maybe 4am?

Fabian here, I get air-fryed orchid petals from Harrord's food court.

>How to turn a 10/10 video into a 4/10 in one easy screenshot

You lads should really watch this.

Kinda depressing, though.

liveleak.com/view?i=cb0_1447249820

Kek.

Get a video editor and cut it out your self you spaz

Have you been drinking heavily???

Yes... we know. You watch spergs.

Fuck off Granville

youtube.com/watch?v=sC3c2a4dbcI
morris is good.

i'm left wing and voted to leave the EU m8

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I requested the Nige edits to that pic in the earlier thread. Thanks.

Kek. Kind of poor taste that it's Jo Cox though. I was kind of thinking a plate of pounds, or Jean Claude Junker's head or something.

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filteries.com/

Post your results lads

>You lads should really watch this.
>The forced collective suicide of European nations

I literally can't, I'm already on the edge as it is

WE

>his keep happening?

Should put a peg on it m8, so it just forms a piss balloon in your sleep

You've got me there

Fer... .fer... fer.. fer.. fuck off tripfag
>Arkwright.jpg

Keep phoning every night at the same time until they completely loose their shit


>then complain to the manager

You've never seen it before? It got over 10mil on NormieTube. Paul Pogba tweeted it.

PAUL
POGBA

>i'm left wing and voted to leave the EU m8

You'd be a shit lefty if you hadn't tbqh. I have an """ancom""" friend who unironically supports the EU and Hillary Clinton, I want to give him a slap.

I've been looking for something like this.

It's great for red-pilling Normies. Turned two hardcore liberal friends onto the anti-immigration stance.

>Kind of poor taste
My newfag detector is beeping like crazy

youtu.be/SmMxJz9oOMg

Watch this!

Why don't Brits speak Bretonian?

Why did you guys do this?

churchill was a mong

I've seen that one, my point is that at the moment I'm on the edge of doing something stupid, so I'm trying to take it easy

Why don't yanks speak English?

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youtube.com/watch?v=MgxvQXunMmU

How does this make you all feel? This will be happening here soon. It WILL, if it hasn't already. And you will be arrested if you try to stop it.

He was a literal alcoholic

Calm it down mate. Why are you so angry?

An MP was murdered by a mentally ill person.

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It's the collective weight of everything going on, and a sense that things will never be fixed.

>Nationalist Isolationist Authoritarian Democracy
really makes you hmm

And which one is more successful, hm?

Nobody speaks of Britain being a superpower, just as they don't speak of Taiwan being a superpower.

China and the US on the other hand...

Anyway you guys should speak Norwegian because Roald Dahl was your greatest author.

>MUH PETITIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>That means it's not too late!
>!

Fuck off Reddit

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