ITT we post our countries greatest scientific achievements

Concept of Zero, decimals and trigonometry

Toilets

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SHOO SHOO POO IN LOO

Butter Tarts

Powered flight and nuclear physics.

Also inventing zero is bullshit - even animals know when they have none of something.

Powdered Milk

Airplanes, lightbulbs, the assembly line, modern constitutional government, transistors, computers, eugenics

ITT: delusions of grandeur

Lol that doesnt compare to ours we invented the gun

Italy invented the Japanese videogames

spurdo

AYO HOL UP

YOU ARE SAYINGS

*makes curry*

YOU ARE SAYINGS TO MY FACE

*shits in street*

YOU ARE SAYINGS TO MY FACE U BASTERD BITCH

*drinks cow piss*

THAT WE

*dons turban*

WE WUZ

*talks creepily to girls on facebook*

WE WUZ SUM FINNA MATHEMATICIANS N SHIIEIEETTT

Our literature.

>scientific achievments

Antivenom serum, Hot air balloon, type machine, Caller ID, automatic transmission using hydraulic fluid, wrist watch, Direct-Recording Electronic (DRE) Voting Machine

>wrist watch

The mother fucking NUCLEAR BOMB.

the computer and the web, microchips, plus you know the industrial revolution, evolution, modern science, first to split the atom (not America), Newtons laws, radar, the higgs boson, electromagnetism, oxygen...

Tv in color

The nuke

Wow, didn't know England invented oxygen!

Thanks to the help of german joos

Didn't the Germans split the atom before you?

we're clever bastards

>doesnt use bidet
>1900 + 116
what the honest fuck?
you cant possibly call yourself a first world country when we have bidets and you dont

Object-oriented programming

Current nation: Canadarm

Birth nation: turbine engine

John Cockcroft did the first artificial nuclear reaction. We gave America the technology, so they could blow shit up.

Transistors are not burger. Only implementation in silicon.

Now that is just worthless.

WE LANDED ON THE FUCKING MOON

> according to fair words of gentlemans in our academy of all the sciences