Name three countries you would like to be from if you weren't born in your country

Name three countries you would like to be from if you weren't born in your country

>1. USA
>2. Australia
>3. Britain

>Canada
>Finland
>Argentina
...
I don't know. There are so many options, but I hate too warm climate.

argentina?

1. China
2. Sweden
3. Saudi Arabia

>Australia
>Portugal(I dunno why)
>Scotland

UK
Singapore
Switzerland

>USA
>Switzerland
>UK

>all the uk itt
s.m.h

france
italy
norway

Russia

China

North pole

1. U.K.
2. Switzerland
3. Lichtenstein

>be brit

>say he would like to be french

Good to see you finally coming to your senses anglo.

>Canada
>UK
>Australia

In that order.

...

Sweden
Denmark
Finland

T big bad white boi

>france

whichever country the US will annex next, maybe Alberta then?

>UK
>Germany
>Canada

Iceland Denmark Estonia

>implying it won't soon annex Quebec after a Texas-style war

>99999999

fuck me

>Switzerland
>Russia
>UK

Its not the nuke thread.

1. Austria
2. Switzerland
3. Tasmania

Greece
Italy
Germoney (before Merkel)

1. Canada because it would be easier to immigrate to the US.
2. Switzerland
3. Australia

You guys had Napoleon.

>New Zealand
>Switzerland
->norway

1.Germany
2.Any european country
3.Not Syria

>anywhere in Africa

No seriously, I have the most degenerate form of jungle fever. I wish I was rich and white in Africa.

1. UK
2. Switzerland
3. Italy

USA
Switzerland
???

Estonia
Greenland
Finland

>USA
>USA
>USA

tfw born in Slovenia and have to pay 3x the cost for Amican University for not being a citizen.

russia
australia
poland

Norway
Finland
Denmark

1. Estonia
2. England
3. Norway

Pretty much everywhere is shit at this moment in time to be quite honest, think I'll stick to jolly ol' england

Eesti
Finland
Norway

Melania?

Why such shitty places?

>USA
>Denmark
>France

We loves you really

1. Lichtenstein
2. Norway
3. Japan

Nah, Melania could never get into university.

hmm

Finland
Australia
Iceland

>Monaco
>Liechtenstein
>Luxembourg

It's all about money.

can't do it
literally all other countries seem like utter garbage from where I'm sitting and I have a hard time fathoming how people even live anywhere but norway and don't kill themselves every time I go abroad
it's probably akin to what you non-norwegians feel when you look at pictures of untouched indigenous tribes on google
all of the rest of the world is just fauna for us norwegians to gawk at through the bullet proof windows of our safari-trucks
it's not somewhere "people" actually live

Joint 1st
>Australia
>USA
Joint 3rd
>Switzerland
>Canada
>Japan

I'd choose australia over US if it wasn't for the climate, internet speeds and international shipping fees.
Japan would be fun as a big penis foreigner but I dunno if that's just a novelty than a serious choice.

Going abroad is a pain, I never thought about it until I actually did it myself.
But you're literally surrounded by foreigners.
It's such an irritant.

1. Japan

2. Russia

3. China

>UK
>Canda
>Austrailia
the only first world countries basically

Canuck would want to go to Sweden and Saudi Arabia wouldn't he?

1. Norway
2. UK
3. Can I Macau?

1. England
2. Finland
3. Denmark

...

I was born in Switzerland, I just wish I was raised there.
>USA
>Germany (but not if it's cucked)
>UK

USA
Switzerland
Some other free country.
>all these people picking nanny states
lol

>Ausland
>NZ
>burgerland

>UK
>Russia
>Rome (Never specified it had to still be around today)

>USA
>free country.

((((finland))))

youre all fkin bluepilld cucks, this country is a fkin socialist shithole and its goin down the drain fast

1. Russia
2. Italy
3. Estonia

Isn't Canada all 3 together?

Switzerland
Finland
UK

1. USA
2. Iceland
3. Japan, although maybe not considering that native Japanese work like 14 hours a day

the question was where you would like to be from, ergo ethnicity. despite the political situation in finland, finns are still badass and so is finnish culture

>New Zealand
>Australia
>USA

USA
France
Wales

1. 1000AD Spain
2. 700AD Saudi Arabia
3. Modern Westen Iraq or Eastern Syria

America, Russia or Norway

1. Hungary (Have a lot of family that still lives there)
2. England
3. Japan
4. Not Sweden

>finnish culture
>masturbating to hockey players who made it big in NHL
>being a socially incapable paska autist is considered a virtue
>this results in alcoholism, drug use, depression and suicides
>we wuz ww2 heroes and shit


yeah, keep drinking the koolaid kid

What about your Nelson?

Ireland, Denmark, Switzerland

i only masturbate to the 16 year old boys who haven't made it to the nhl yet