Every time you watch porn, a qt traditional woman cries

Every time you watch porn, a qt traditional woman cries.

They are all dead then

Wew lad, I've got 4,5 terabytes worth of dead women on my harddrive.

Funny thing is that I also fap to necro.

And that's what makes me depressed. I wish I could get a cute traditional wife. I hate whores!

>implying a qt traditional woman would ever fug me

Hahahaha nice try, cuck.

wait a sec, I read that they would die, not cry.
What the fuck.

Your country is shaped like a ballsack so I'm not surprised at all.

Nah don't worry about it they'd be relieved.

>qt traditional woman
>traditional
>fucks outside of marriage
leaf why u so funny?

It's not just shaped like balls, it IS the balls for the other nordic countries.

I want a virgin wife but most girls at my university are whores.

They obviously die from dehydration.

you are only allowed to want a virgin wife if you yourself are a virgin
well are you leaf?

Yes. I see nothing wrong with that.

I have to say, this is a lot more effective than a close up of Varg Vikernes looking mildly displeased.

They are enjoying marxist social equality in practice, let them be

I'm not enjoying it. Fuck marx. I hope Hitler and Pinochet reincarnate to kill every last marxist on earth.

What about a closeup of Varg looking extremely displeased?

That's how it works, everybody wants it until it's too late. Daughters are working for their fathers debt to jewish bankers. Financial responsibility lies with a man, they wanted every woman to do it all by themselves. It was basicly an excuse for being a bad father.

Don't worry about traditional women. You will never have her OP, you will never have her, she does not want you, she wants a real man, a man who can protect her provide for her kids and fuck her wild. She doesn't want a beta user, she wants me an alpha

rip florence henderson.

>tfw you never would've gotten a qt traditional in the first place because you were an edgy loser growing up

>still edgy loser, just ultra conservative now

>Wants a traditional woman
>Born in a generation where most women are liberals coal burning single moms.

Why live?

Just cutt off your testies user,

Skillful reply. Cannot deny.

Not interested in finding a woman in this lifetime. But I agree that porn is bad. Every time I fap I feel miserable because I've lost some valuable nutrients. I understand now why these super smart alpha males fuck women but never blow there load so it doesn't affect them the next day. Our natural human instincts really are a curse!

What the fuck temudjin, what would you mother say?

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Does erotic literature count as porn?

AHAHAHAH fufcking underated ahahahahah

My mother would probably kill me first and then herself.
So let's not tell her.

Jokes on you I can only get off to obscure and highly specific softcore.
The joke's actually on me it fucking sucks.

quality shitpost, my brother from a criminal mother.