How to fix Africa?

How to fix Africa?
bonus points if your solution is humane

genocide niggers in a humane way

Move out all of the nogs and send white people in to fix it.

I could write so much but I'm too lazy

Colonize it with white people

give control to people who know what the fuck they are doing..... i.e whites

Let China have it

and where do the blacks go?

Inhumane for white people

This.

Africa is a fucking paradise, full of untapped natural resources and beautiful weather. Move the nigs out and bring white people in, it would be perfect.

just say the white thing....

this thread should be a white appreciation thead.

Full fledged military reaction force to guard sensitive wildlife while niggers get put down with extreme prejudice.

africa will eventually be turned into china

economic imperialism is inevitable, "Made in (insert sub-sahara african country here)" will be the new Made in China. No one wants to be the first primary investor because it will cost way more than joining late.

We send them to whatever god they wish

Europe. We give them all of europe in exchange of Africa

Noone said it was going to be easy, but at some point the white man's burden has to be taken back up.

Unironically gas the Jews.

peaceful imperialism

genocide

>Paradise

What is malaria.

>Absolutely go full China industry and drill every last drop of resource out of Europe.

>Use resources to build major metropolitan cities and create arable land in africa

>Trade places with the niggers

Fill it with criminals of every country color and creed like a multicultural prison colony.

eventually they subhuman convicts will outbreed the niggers, and africa will actually improve.

Go on. Tell me of my genius. Speak of me to your children when you read bedtime stories.

bleach them

the nearest large body of water

>How to fix Africa?
Enforce fertility control, give out free condoms and hormonal pills, use propaganda to brainwash them into not overbreeding.

let us glorious kabyles take over all of north africa and make it 100% kabyle, no arab, settle with kabyle farmers, to preserve a future for the kabyle race.

thats a terrible deal

the humane thing to do to a lame horse is euthanasia
i figure the same goes for men with black skin

>what is science

Seriously, if white people had to deal with it all the time, we'd make a cure. Just think how much we waste making a flu vaccine every year, and that isn't even that deadly.

Only a problem because of nigger culture.

Genophage. god will sort out the rest

Implying it can be fixed in a "humane" way

Or Canada. I don't care. Africa ran by whites would be awesome

pretty sure aid organisations give out free condoms and such but they still breed like rabbits to their detriment and rely on further foreign aid to feed and cloth them

Build sustainable farms in fertile areas. Wean Africans off foreign aid and make them work for food. Get the corporations exploiting African resources out. Basically, make Africa a giant sustainable farm. Make the international community pay for it. Doesn't solve the water crisis though.

China is already on it. It will probably be one of he most talked-about things in the coming decades.

>you can't build the panama canal because malaria!
Or we could I don't know invent a vaccine or just do what Americans did over a century ago and fuck up mosquitos by draining marshlands.

We all know they're going to fail spectacularly and the world will watch in awe of the niggardry

tbqh not really, africa is extremely resource rich

Offer money for every black man who accepts to get sterilized, as well as every black woman who accepts to get an artificial fertilization with white sperm. Only for about three kids, though, in order to not encourage population boom. Do the same thing with the offspring when they've matured. With time, each generation would be smarter, making Africa more peaceful and prosperous.

This is another level of shitposting

The Chinese are unfortunatley not like the whites.
Whit-guilt can get a lot niggers comfy and in charge. The Chinese and Bangladeshis don't operate the same. A nigger is a nigger to them and that' how they are treated - - - and you know what? Niggers love it!
If living in South Africa has taught me anything it's this: Dominate the nigger or it will dominate you! There is no equality with them.

Give them all free art scholarships.

Restore the Empires and put the white man in charge of Africa again.

Look at pre-independence African colonies for example (Kenya is a good one), Rhodesia, and pre-Apartheid South Africa. Under all of these life was much better for the blacks than it is now or than it will ever be.

(photograph is of Salisbury, Rhodesia, now Harare and a shithole)

We move back in

quick first step is taking out the jews, the whites, the chineses who keep africa down with their shenanigans (Financed wars/Pawn president) for the sole purpose of massive looting the niggers land without them getting anything from it.
Then take out all the corrupt governments who steal money from the people which is impossible since corruption has become a real thing. Decades of defective political and economic governance.
Put real leaders who won't take country's money to build their private pool but to develop their country: healthcare, education, technical advancement etc.
redraw borders, a lot of internal conflicts come from this. Delete Africa's 35 Billions debt (they have steal more anyway)

Niggers are dumb, those monkeys don't know what's happening around them but mostly because they aren't informed on purpose.
Keeping these people dumb so we can steal their shit. Well it's pretty enjoyable for me, I hope africa doesn't get fixed so our technology can progress faster

If you're not racist towards whites you are racist.

Nah it's going to crumble, because niggers make piss poor slaves.

Any interaction with niggers whatsover will ruin you. China will learn this quickly. And so will you, apparently. You seem to think rather highly of niggers. Making bold and wild claims like they have a use/purpose.

>stop food/medical/financial/etc. aid
>secure borders, not letting anyone get out
>let it be for half a century

The result is either mass extinction or niggers actually getting their shit together and forming functional societies.
>implying

I don't see what you're trying to say, but I don't care if "Africa was better run under whites than niggers" is racist, racist or not it's the truth.

I KNOW HWAT WE NEED TO DO


FUCKING NUKE THEM

I was implying that it's weird how as soon as we use the word white and any benefits it is racist. Reverse that and say you want more black people in power and it's considered progressive.


The world is a seesaw.

I've lived around them my entire life. Believe me, I know a nigger better than most international whites.
I think highly of niggers that know who they are, but it's not a bold claim when I see it every day.
I have Bangladeshi shops next to mine and a Chinese bottle store, too.
I see it every day of my life. Show a nigger who's in charge and they'll actually be pretty cool about it - and I know this first hand - I do it all the time - I'm not racist to them, just dominant. Chinese do the same.

nuke everyone but the horn of Africa
t. Eritrean

nuke them

Posts like this,
I can't tell if leafs are serious
Or just master baiters

Oh okay, I understand now. But you're right, while Ian Smith was in Rhodesia all the white guilt liberals were screaming and saying shit like "It doesn't matter if whites run the country better, blacks should run it even if they fuck it up" (I shit you not), so it's racist to want to have better leaders in charge in Africa, just because they happen to be white. More blacks in power in Zimbabwe and many other countries has ended in a catastrophe, but oh no, don't worry, that's progressive.

cut aid. establish co-operatives. help manage their money and tie their economies together more. needs a faster turn towards service based economy.

Sharpie in pooper

No need to nuke. Just take away sugar daddy Western aid and they'll all just starve to death or die of AIDS and Malaria.

Evacuate the Boer and the christians from the horn of Africa.

So basically turn Africa into New Australia?
We can start by emptying all our prisons, then deport beaners and homeless to africa.

Cease all foreign aid.
Let the deported criminals and undesirables breed
with the blacks to create a new race
of hybrid super criminals.

we don't, they do. we just stop interfering.
no charity, no help, no mingling. let them just figure out what is best for themselves. oh, and eradicate islam from the face of the world.

We are entering an age of white oppression.

If you are white and successful, people will even remark that it's because you are white. No matter how hard you worked your arse off.

Send all the magic niggers from America to fix it (and send the rest of them too for good measure).

Defeat white guilt in the west, then recolonize and rebuild states under the Rhodesian model.

It fucking blows my mind that the african population is so large, yet they bitch about starving. STOP HAVING SO MANY NIGGER BABIES AND YOU'LL HAVE MORE FOOD YOU DUMB NIGGERS

WE GOTTA CUT OFF THE WELFARE, INTRODUCE A SUPER VIRUS, AND INITIATE A CHEMICAL ATTACK WHICH STERILIZES THESE STUPID NIGGERS

If you want to nuke the continent after, we can do that too

I remember reading some texts about africans, which implied some niggers didn't know that unprotected sex leads to babby. It wouldn't surprise me if they really were so dumb.

Couldn't agree with you more. Being white somehow takes away all of the other achievements you've made during your life, while not being white makes up for everything someone has done wrong.

For example
White person with a university degree- privileged oppressor, racist
Nigger who is illiterate, unemployed, and has a criminal record- the oppressed, wonderful being, white man's fault.

Thanks, liberals!

I heard once that some NGOs went into an African village and showed them how to use a condom with a banana, then when they had sex they put a condom on a banana, put it beside the bed and had sex. No, I'm not joking.

They tried with AIDs but then they snuck in the AIDs to the western world kek same thing with ebola I'm guessing

Antarctica

How bout this-

We do a survey, which is very simple for these low functioning niggers to understand. The survey just asks "Are you starving?" with a yes/no checkbox

EVERY FUCKING NIGGER THAT CHECKS "YES" SHOULD BE ROUNDED UP, GROUND UP, AND PACKAGED AS MEAT TO BE GIVIN OUT TO EVERY NIGGER THAT CHECKED "NO"

Starvation solved

Apartheid until you have economic stability and a functional educational system and then gradual reduction of apartheid policies as coloreds mature in a middle class "white" style cultural environment.

It was working pretty well for South Africa and Rhodesia before the liberals cucked everything up.

You forgot.

White person with job pays taxes, stimulates economy and lives wherever this is possible
Black person want's to live in specific area, is rewarded with support from tax payers and then commits crime because they feel entitled to more

Assimilation should be encouraged more

You mean colonisation.

>giving violent savages a taste for human flesh

>how to fix an average IQ of ~70
colonial government + eugenics.

>tropical hellhole riddled with disease
>paradise

No, I mean the educated whites run the government and the economy and gradually loosen their grasp and transition to a power sharing structure as the black is civilized by western, middle class culture.

Reminder that the niggers in SA aren't any more native to the region than the Dutch were.

I don't think there really is a humane solution. What we let happen right now isn't 'humane'; they're killing eachother en masse in some regions and the west could stop it if they wanted.

That being said, fuck them. If Africans want to fuck each other up, let them. Just don't let them come over to my (despite of immigration, still) nice European country.
Possibly the best solution for all is to bring back colonialism, white rule in Africa. They would be kept in line and we could make some profit off of it.

I allready answeref this once.

>implement christianity
>teach people morals, family values, importance of school and hard work
>help build schools
>implement capitalism

>only riddled with disease because the savage nigger doesn't understand basic hygiene to the point that they think baby rape cures aids

End all aid to African countries.

Make Africa Great Again. Let them be kangz without the interference of the white man.

stop oppressing me! My tranny kids have rights too!

chemical castration for everyone below 80 IQ

As an addendum also commit politicide against all the socialists, communists, and various Marxists.

That shit's a poison and is responsible for shit being fucked in general. Fuck Tovaresch Mandela.

Tried that with the niggers in America. It failed miserably.

not possible. kill all the niggers.

That's why it always comes back to nukes. It truly is the final solution, and the most ethical to boot. The thermal blast is always the largest range of any nuclear explosion, with a 100% to cause third degree burns. At this point, even the nerves and pain receptors are fried, so it would essentially be painless.

Essentially, just scale up the H-bomb, scatter em across the continent. No one is harmed. Vaporized, but not harmed

You are correct.

As a christian I believe that God will destroy all the wicked on earth but no the earth itself.

He's not partial so almost everyone will be put out of their misery soon.

Completely isolate it from the rest of the world to prevent white oppression.

Exactly. You are the only one to conceptualize this paradise of mine.

Welcome to the fold, brother. At last you truly see.

Apartheid 2.0

Not even joking

Ice age. Not even joking.

Mass eugenics and genetic modification

>Make hardass international anti corruption force
>Slowly reduce the amount of food aid given in arable countries to increase agricultural productivity
>Enforce soft eugenics
>Create jobs by building infrastructure/industry
>Up tax rates to create revenue
>Massive education expenditure

Guess i get the + points :).
Step 1 military take down their "governments" send military to patrol cities (considering you do it all over africa no need to fear in using your military because you'll control the continent
Step 2 redpill the nigs by making propaganda on how the country will evolve with the new take over (threat celebrities into making free publicity)
Step 3 during night arrest all possible activists and family that could be plotting against the new regime make a prison in desert or something.
Step 4 bring white people for prosperity using diamonds and gold to better the conditions of all working classes aswell has getting urself interests by the huge public construction deals
At this stage population will be so redpilled you can gradually stop the military patrols and focus on bettering boarders and stuff
People will be happy their life is better and any coup attempt will be stopped by the population because they are happy w the system

I don't think they would eat one another without having executed them themselves first, user

Let diseases like ebola run wild for a decade while halting all aid. It'll kill whoever Is Too Much and let live whoever is Well Off Enough: Less crime and stupidity and more potential for successful development.

We could've had an Africa with sustainable population levels for free if we'd managed the recent ebola outbreak properly, without having to deal with the ethical idiots.

Wasn't that tried once already?