Has there been a more based country

Has there been a more based country.

>did conquest better than anyone else
>did genocide better than anyone else
>saved Europe from the moors
>spanish inquisition. Literally kicked out all the Muslims and the Jews
>bull fighting: the manliest sport of all time
>Only other country to get shin chan merch

Catalanes need not apply

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>did conquest better than anyone else
France and England were so much bigger and relevant it's not even comparable

>did genocide better than anyone else
??? having such poor hygiene that locals would die of disease when they would go near you isn't something I would brag about

>saved Europe from the moors
Again, you're thinking of France. Charles Martel our savior desu

>spanish inquisition. Literally kicked out all the Muslims and the Jews
Litterally all Europe has kicked out jews every now and then. Even fuckin Egypt did it first.

>bull fighting: the manliest sport of all time
A small faggot in pink clothes escaping from a poor drugged bull, helped by a small army of pikemen, is not manly.

>Only other country to get shin chan merch
?????

Sorry Pablo, your country wasn't worth shit apart from 20 or so years in the 1500s, and then when you were a French colony in early 1800s.

yet they're poor irrelevant faggots now HAHAHAHAH

>france was so much bigger

only britbongs had the biggest empire

>??? having such poor hygiene that locals would die of disease when they would go near you isn't something I would brag about

funny coming from a mudskin of argelina

>Sorry Pablo, your country wasn't worth shit apart from 20 or so years in the 1500s, and then when you were a French colony in early 1800s.

friendly reminder that you lost almost 80% of your battles against spain because you are cowards that are only good at sucking cocks

This.
In terms of colonial peak power spain were a distant fourth behind the anglos, french and portugeuse.
They managed to get a head start and discovered a population already in the middle of a drought, with no weapons beyond stone flakes and accidentally wiped out a bunch with introduced disease.
To give you some perspective, spain had at peak some of south, central and north america. At peak, france and england's empires covered large portions of south Asia. Most of africa, australasia and canada.
They didn't "save europe from the moors" they got invaded and then eventually reclaimed most of the land back.
Bull fighting isn't manly. Have you ever seen a bull fight? Its similar to bear baiting the aim isn't to show skill or prowess at fighting its "how much pain can we put this animal in before it dies" at no point in bullfighting is the bull really able to fight back.
Jews have been kicked out of everywhere at some point, its a part of their lifecycle. Infect the host, replicate until it causes damage to the host, the immune system develops immunity, find a new host.

>Catalanes need not apply
catalans confirmed for no spaniards

>speak with a gay lisp because some cucked king had a speech impediment

>irrelevant
>absolutely shit politics
>shit economy
>socialism
>no jobs
>we have a monarchy so that is good, but the king gives cucked speeches so that is bad
The past means jack and shit, approximately.

>France and England were so much bigger and relevant
Kek.

>France and England were so much bigger

I'm not talking about size I'm talking about style. The English and French merely settled the lands they colonized. The Spaniards forced everyone to stop what they are doing, worship our god, and live as they do or else they died.

>genocide

Wtf are you talking about hygiene n shit.

Cuba doesn't have an indigenous population because when the Spaniards showed up they slaughtered every fucking native on the island. Which honestly is the best thing they ever did for Cuba.

>bull fighting

What's not manly about a sport that literally symbolizes man vs nature

>'m not talking about size
Even in size the Spanish empire is twice as big as the French. And this is counting that most French and British colonies territory was totally unsettled and was as much a British/French territory as the Moon is an American colony

Are you really so credulous?

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Stupid dick-measuring going on here. Suffice to say that the English, Spanish, French, Germans and Russians easily number among the greatest nations of all time. Different contexts and so on make comparison pointless. Ah, and special mention deserved for the Portuguese, for starting off the discoveries and just being amazing for their size.

In the modern era, we're all more or less fucked, though we can get out of this with a little bit of luck. If anything, the experience of Spain from Covadonga onwards should be inspiration for all Europeans.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Covadonga
They CAN be pushed back. And WILL.

I agree.
Europeans unite !

went to spain once,it was awful

the food is gross,the women are dirty,the service is rude

a pleb country

>play HoI4
>listen to youtube.com/watch?v=ZtHgd-OpvBs
>defeat France, Great Britain and the USA

how can ~30 Million people be so based ?

Where in Spain did that happen?

Can we stop having spanish threads everyday? He have absolutely nothing to show for, and being constantly in the public eye only makes the embarrassment greater.

Just let us be irrelevant in peace, please.

Spain is good

Catalonia is the only region in this shithole that still has a functioning economy. Raelly makes the neuron fire

Some idiot Mapuche insults Spain, just to get a rise out of somebody, and your first instinct is to try and turn this into a REGIONAL issue. Have some fucking pride, man. Shameful to see this, it really is.

stfu sudaca