Which religion is best for a straight,white male Sup Forums?

Which religion is best for a straight,white male Sup Forums?

No such thing as god. Grow dafuq up

Christianity. Turkey is a Christian Nation. I will use meme magic to make this a reality. Erdoroach is evil.

Orthodox Christianity.

Judaism

Blasphemy!

Kekism. Kek has done more for the Anglo in one year than any god has done in the last 100. He fucking hates Germans and Swedes though for some reason.

Tayoism

Best answer itt.

Objectively Buddism

Systematically Christianity

#greylivesmatter

Religion is for poor people.

Apply your objective values to back up your claim plz.

Satanism

(Not trolling)

Hinduism

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Right Wing politics are concerned with the long-term survival of Civilization

Christianity is only concerned with personal salvation to become part of a nebulous afterlife for which no evidence exists, and for which this world needs to be sacrificed, which is best expressed in the way early christians like Martin of Tours refused to fight enemies of their nations, insofar killing in this world could cost them heaven

When Jesus says "if they take your coat, let them have your shirt as well", "do not resist evil", "I have come to turn a man against his own household", "if you don't hate your self and your own family you can't follow me", "love your enemies, pray for your persecutors", "the meek will inherit the Earth", "those that wanna die will live", "blessed are those the persecuted, for they will be my Kingdom", "do not save treasures for tomorrow", "carry your cross so that you can receive eternal reward", "Sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you'll have treasure in heaven", "it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye than for the rich to enter Heaven", "Woe to you who are well fed, Woe to you who laugh, for you will mourn and weep"...

... he is not kidding, or meaning the opposite, but actually setting down a morality where the world is a lie and only the afterlife is the real deal, so destroying your life in this world, "carrying your cross" as he says, is completely logical

Sup Forums "christians" seem to believe Jesus actually meant the OPPOSITE of all that, and that Jesus wants you to defend your family, that Jesus wants you to kill your enemies, to become prosperous, well-fed and rich in this world, and to avoid persecution and death!

>turkroach
>white male

Only a person that does not actually believe in the Heaven for the persecuted, the meek, and the martyred would actually re-interpret Christianity as a cult of earthly power which declares "the strong shall inherit the Earth", "my kingdom is of this world" and "you must destroy the enemies of your nation"

Only some one that just wanna use Christianity as an empty shell devoid of any true religious promises would claim that Paul and Peter misinterpreted Jesus when they submitted to their enemies and died to them while praying for them, instead of fighting the romans back and establishing a crusader kingdom, thing that one would expect them to do if Jesus meant "be a fighter and impose your will on your enemies" when he said "love your enemies and lend all they need to them without expecting anything in return"

But using Christianity as a shell devoid of any religious promises simply allows its poisonous morality to survive into the next generation.

You can tell your children that Jesus wanted them to be earthly warriors because "I didn't come to bring peace", but you can't stop them from reading the rest of the paragraph and realizing what Jesus wanted is for them to put christian morality above the good-being of their own families.

Science is my only religion, because science is the only thing that seeks to enlighten people, not keep them ignorant and blind

You can tell your children that Jesus wanted them to be earthly warriors because "Buy a sword", but you can't stop them from reading the next chapter and realizing that Jesus stopped Peter from using the sword, and reprimanded him for misunderstanding, all while asking him to carry his own cross (Peter, fully realizing that Jesus meant all the stuff about embracing death and his kingdom was not of this world, that angelic chariots were not going to slay his enemies and bring him victory, realized he was doomed, and would then deny Jesus 3 times)

Sooner or later, your "strict catholic crusader" state will be reformed into liberalism, because the Gospel will still exist, because your children, like Peter, will realize that Jesus meant it when he said "you are to be persecuted and martyred for me", that Jesus didn't say "you will live in a stable and powerful civilization, free of oppresion and death, thanks to me".

Judaism.

>tips fedora

>tips dunce hat

kek

KISS REFUGEE FEET
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As fedora as it sounds he's kinda right. When it's not being suppressed and manipulated by (((Jews))) science is the most powerful alley humanity has.

>Which religion is best for a straight,white male Sup Forums?

Deus vult

JW

I didn't know other roaches browsed Sup Forums too, welcome brother. Let us invade vienna once more.

What about Nichon's reforms and church's division in 17th century?

Paganism/Asatru if you're germanic

Obviously Islam but modified! Allow pork and alcohol consumption. The rest we can keep...

Came here to write this.

GIVE YOUR HEART TO JESUS