What the fuck happens there?

what the fuck happens there?

literally NOTHING

Tractors.

why are there so few slav shitposters from white russia? are you poorfags?

Potatoes

Nothing. Pretty poor, pretty clean and very safe. In the long run it will pay off. And a lot of them migrate to Poland. Cool buds.

I think English is the problem there.

The naval options are discussed

Magic.

You're thinking Latvia.

Belarus did Chernobyl

russia #2
ruled by some dude(president for 420 terms) who keeps socialist economic policies and suppreses nationalism
tractors potatoes alcoholism depression
they all speak russian now
literally russia but no steppe niggers and safer

Cozy wildlife.

Because no one here gives a fuck about anything anymore. People either work or try to enjoy themselves however they can, you can't change shit, whole national identity is dead. For example my classmate was in prison for 1.5 years because he was park of opposition protest in minsk, after that he can't find any job here (no one would hire him) so he fled to ukraine (!)
also majority considers russians their brothers, at least in 4 of 6 major cities

Literally nothing, please don't go there. Everything is fine.

this

Nuclear Radiation.

how can you fuck up so hard?
like belarusian identity is so fucking dead

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>so he fled to ukraine
fucking hell
why not to Poland?

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>what the fuck happens there?

It exists for the sake of being a buffer country.

BELARUSE

is that a thing?belarusians moving to poland
i know ukrainians do so

comes from being under USSR since 1939. everyone thinks they are russian. language was killed off too
he got a job at a satellite tv station broadcasting from there. basically he wanted to continue the "struggle" not seek a better life

Hunting. oppression, The occasional arrest for being mistaken for Aмepикoc, remember the 600 villages Germany burned down. Somehow we are better than Ukraine

I know a few Belarussians from my university and they say, that a shitload of them want to migrate to Poland. I guess it is easier to get Karta Polaka (a document that allows you to work in Poland) if you are ukrainian, though

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Depression and alcoholism probably

we should have united with them after ww1 in a bilingual state under one flag.everyone would be lithuanian and know both languages.we lived near each other for hundreds of years.
its too late now.belarusians are over.thank the commies

Are you doing fine, comrade?

They make some beautiful women over there like this one. I made out with her but never got any further.

>beautiful
BELARUSED

Fuck off. Hurry up and get annexed.

Who is she?

What Belurussians think of Poland?

I had a girlfriend from Brest

It's very clean and safe but also isolated and time moves very slow there

no one in Poland speaks Russian, whilst everyone in Ukraine speaks Russian.

Just a girl I met while bartending. She was traveling in San Francisco. Her names Karina.

Nothing happens, time goes on, but life doesn't. Anyone who values their life should move out of there to a more civilized country.

why not learn english?

just enjoy the small things in life, vodka, salted fish, roasted sunflower seeds

many people say belarus is like 70s finland when we had our own lukashenko called KEKkonen

if you're a poor Slav down on his luck you really don't have the time or resources to learn English to flee to a country where English isn't common in the first place

>no one in Poland speaks Russian, whilst everyone in Ukraine speaks Russian.
Wrong. Almost everyone 60+ did learn Russian in school. Besides, it didn't stop 1M+ ukrainians to come here. And Polish is not very hard to learn for other slavs, 1 year of living here and they speak pretty fluently.

Fuck off cuck

what drugs do belarussians do?

Nothing.

I grew up there and am a citizen, but to tell the truth its the exact same as any other country.

Slightly different culture and laws, but life is pretty comfy for the most part and the government despite it being a 'dictatorship' and run by the retard Lukashenko works fine and has helped stamp out the shit that other EU countries are dealing with at the moment and keeping the cucks at bay by putting them in prison.

Though, truth be told, life in straya is much better. Its just not as bad/crazy as everyone thinks.

>Pic related, lovely view from our apartment in Gomel mid winter.

Imagine being in a zoo for humans with 100MB internet for $18 a month. That's exactly like that. You can SEE the life going by elsewhere, you don't starve, you even have sex on occasion, but you're not really happy or free.
yeah sadly that never happened, but you'll be happy to hear that there are still a lot of people reminiscing about "old times"
either love or hate. basically western cities love poland, can understand if not speak polish and consider you "our guys"
having 800k poles here helps too. that's like 1/10 of population
most of the time, if people hate poland they are basically typical tracksuit slavs aka russians that everyone loves to post. unthinking dumbfucks

life is much better in poland than in ukraine

are there really so many ukrops in Poland now? i didn't think they would be welcome after Volhynian slaughter

>white russia
>white
>russia

I agree, but it seems to me that getting a life in Poland is much more difficult than getting a life in Ukraine if you're a Belarusian who doesn't speak Polish

but of course im no expert on these matters

10/10 girls

>belarusian identity

circa 1mln. Volyn is a problem but there is a pressure from gov not to build it up.

australia is horrrible place. are u insane ?

I hear they've got a rabbit as large as a medium-size dog there

like a collie or a cocker spaniel

for some reason this post strikes me as particularly Irish

Do Belarussians look different from Russians? (Facial features, bone structures etc.)

only difference is vocabulary. Belarusian ethnicity is mostly a meme from the USSR times honestly

english in mandatory in most schools since 1990s
alcohol and tobacco. weed is pretty common (well not really but you can find it if you really want to)

I prefer a beer from time to time
funny because this is true, you can basically see almost untouched nature in like 10km from the city border

g2g pol peace

Depends on what you consider Russians.

The case is, that very most of them are from eastern ukraine. And those ukrianians are really cool and friendly. Only western ukrainians are bandera-neonazis responsible for wolyn. Anyway, another 1-2M of them migrated to Russia.
And abortion rate is incredibly high (prolly the highest in the world). Ukrainian demographic is utterly fucked. In 40-50 years we will take Lwów back because there will be no one there to defend it

Why dont you just move if you hate it there so badly?

>life in Ukraine

no such thing

How significant is the difference in Russian and Belarusian language?

The gap is less than the gap between Standard and Swiss German. moderate degrees of mutual intelligibility

>Belarusian
both use cirilic. its sth between russian and polish

Drunk ruskies

Belarusian is closer to Ukrainian than to Russian, but all three are mutually intelligible.

Pleonasm.

>fed up with "slavs aren't white" meme
>get country that literally means white russia

When I was in white Russia, there are a lot of nice qt girls, more than in Moscow.

its Rus, not Russia. You should know it.

Rus and Russia are same things.

No you dumb fuck, Rus and Russia is not the same things. Rus was the old Kievan Rus, that emcompassed many loosely controled principalities. Russia was formed from one of the least developed principality - Moscow and didn't included much of the former Kievan Rus lands (which are modern Belarus and Ukraine). In my country, people in the 20 century still called people from Russia as "Muscovites" so as to differ them from other East Slavic nations that can all lay claim to legacy of old Rus.

Belarus should be annexed by Russia I think, like all the old soviet puppets. I prefer to have one big shithole than many

Belarus is probably the whitest country in the world. No immigrant in the right mind would want to live there.

Ukraine is even poorer than Belarus. It's the 2nd poorest country in Europe after Moldova.

Why don't you ask Putin to amicably annex your country ? At least it will be on less country at the UN.

wódka education

Fuck off, we are first!

ummm congrats....I guess