Romanians responsible for Schiaparelli Mars crash

>be Romanian
>crash humanity's hopes and dreams in space

actmedia.eu/daily/dumitru-popescu-accused-by-italian-space-agency-of-being-responsible-for-the-crush-of-schiaparelli-module-on-mars/66950

romaniajournal.ro/esa-releases-preliminary-results-in-exomars-schiaparelli-crash-landing-after-italy-accused-romanian-corporation/

Romanian engineers are disputing the accusation.

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>Romanian engineers

>Bulgaria talking

We haven't crashed a spacecraft yet.

A Bulgarian designed the lunar module landing system for Apollo, suck it.

>romanian engineers

>A Bulgarian designed the lunar module landing system for Apollo, suck it.

But the lunar module wasn't a horse-drawn cart.

kek. I ain't even mad.

>saturation

What the fuck did they do? Set it as integer when it should have been bigged?

You know more about horse carts than me, Romanian diaspora :^) pic related

Dunno. The poor lander fired its rockets at almost 4km up in the atmosphere while the Romanian engineered sensor told it it was beneath the surface of Mars kek

>a defect sensor

Romania wasn't at fault, clearly the craft was already defective when it was designed by Italians and they're trying to shift the blame.

>using gypsy engineers

Well at least they did the progressive thing.

>You know more about horse carts than me, Romanian diaspora

Probably not since Bulgaria is a poor shithole even compared to Romania

Yeah I saw that. I'm trying to work out what happened with the sensor. The article says it was 'saturated'. So what, did it overflow or something?

Gypsies. Get in and explain. I know some of you tinkers will have been involved.

>trusting Indians with advanced technology

Best part is NASA pulled out from the international project after they smelled what was cooking. They did not want to work with Romanians....

so mad, kek

>freshly disembarked boat Google talking

>u mad!! lel!

stay poor

Q: Why was there a rubber band shortage in Bulgaria?
A: They were trying to send a man into space.

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lel

Last time I checked we had two astronauts while you had only one :^)

>romanian engineers

>presented with evidence counter to his ""claims""
>resorts to ad hominem

>romanian debaters

Romanians designed the first turbine engine that we now use for commercial airplanes and also the fountain pen. We're literally Gods at this point.

>we

A FUCKING ROMANIAN LEAF

Has shitposting gone to far?

>implying the sensor didn't work fine prior to being stripped of copper

>In retort, the Arca Space Corporation manager, Dumitru Popescu warned the Italian space agency to be more careful, as they don’t have proves to support their accusations. “They could pay the price. We are at ease that we did all we could do: to run a specific test we should have flown very closely to the Russian base in Sevastopol. Russia has just annexed Crimea and we risked generating a conflict between the Russian Federation and NATO,” the Romanian manager argued.

>Arca Space Corporation manager, Dumitru Popescu
it's the same guy who tried this: kickstarter.com/projects/985136919/arcaboard

You mean the one that Armstrong turned off because it started going bonkers as soon as it was required to do something?

>Space colonies
>On mars
this meme needs to die.

Absolute classical demonstration of Romani-an damage control. Could they be any more assblasted? Could they be any less white? Could they be anymore BTFO? Why can't Romania into space?

Will we get answers to these questions? Where are all the Romani-an shills?

>Romanian engineers

gypsyengineering.com/home.html

>romanian engineers

is this a spicy new meme

I suggest the ESA sack whoever made this decision.

Mars has almost no atmosphere a parachute would be worthless. Very suspect.

Hitler should've ignored the Jews and gone after the Romanians.

>romanian engineers
wtf? pic related

probably this

>be responsible for a Mars expdition failure
>we didn't run test cuz otherwise NATO and Russia would go to war

Can't make this shit up

we saved your ass
APOLOGIZE

News in Romania tomorrow

>brave Romanian engineers sacrifice fame and fortune in order to prevent WW3

How youbg are you underage niggers? Romanian used to be the 2nd most spoken language at Microsoft in the Windows 2000 days and that was a damn good OS.

maximum kek

That's some out of this world top kek explanation. Better than dog ate my homework.

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>joins space research program
>couldn't even develop a bathing culture

BUMP

:3

>Windows 2000
>damn good OS

>wanting the (((ESA))) to spread their poz to Mars
we spared a planet from multiculturalism and niggers
APOLOGIZE