I've been ordered by Trump to tell you faggots to keep the autistic anime bullshit to a minimum of 1-2 posts per thread, please
Ethan Gutierrez
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Aiden Wright
Who is the saltiest fucker alive now?
Ayden Cooper
Will Jill Stein and Bernie Sanders join forces to make their own "Anti-Hitler Party" next election?
Carson Moore
PTNN
BLACK FRIDAY MATTERS
MORNING >RCN cable system airs tranny porn over CNN >MONDAY Trump to meet with: >Sandeep Mathrani >Paul Atkins >Kathleen White >Rep. Lou Barletta >Dave Steward >E. Scott Pruitt >"Based Black Sheriff" David A. Clarke >John Allison AFTERNOON >Trump announces KT McFarland as Deputy National Security Advisor >(KT is on Lou Dobbs all the time, remember?) >Don McGahn announced as White House counsel >FUN FACT: Don is also a guitar player for "Mid Atlantic area" bands such as Scott's New Band (current), Liquid A, Burnt Sienna, and Flip Like Wilson (all former). >youtu.be/QvKGtS1XE8k >Jill Stein files for recount in WI
Isaac Cooper
CHECKED THIS AWOO IS GOING TO GET BLEACHED
Gavin Rodriguez
I need a fucking a pass. At least I got some sick digits.
I don't normally like traps for non meme reasons but I would unironically a Felix and marry him too.
Anthony Howard
Listen. This is the patrician Sup Forums pick for Secretary of State. Everyone seems to agree and whenever her name is mentioned in a thread you faggots gush over her. Well I really agree and that's why I think we should devote our energy to getting her into the office. I don't want Giuliani OR Romney, both are way too divisive and I think Tulsi would definitely accept if given the chance.
So here's my 5 step, pretty much fool-proof I think plan:
Step 1. Devise a hashtag for this campaign on Twitter. I suggest #PickTulsi, but we can discuss it here if anyone has a catchier one. The point is that it's one hashtag that can eventually pick up momentum and start trending.
Step 2. Create graphics detailing why we believe she's such a great choice. You autists seem to post long lists of reasons why anyway, I see it in Trump general all the time. We spread these around, send them to people, tweet them out with the hashtag, and begin to create the popular sentiment we need among Trump Twitter to get this thing trending.
3. Constantly tweet at the relevant people. Kellyanne Conway, Trump Jr., anyone who is on the team and that we know checks Twitter. If we can get in front of them, they can see she's backed by popular sentiment.
4. Promote this idea everywhere. Even on Reddit, who seems to like her too. Love it or hate it, The_Donald is a vital engine for generating interest and disseminating information. But not just T_D, anywhere you think an infographic or something could turn minds or get people excited and talking about this idea, post it there.
5. Last, we should maintain threads devoted to accomplishing this idea until the selection for Secretary of State is made. I don't think that decision will be made anytime soon, but at the very very least, we know the announcement won't be made this weekend. That gives us time to get this project off the ground.
it literally is just a drawn girl but with an added dick to troll people
Aiden Long
Give it up Sup Forums Even the marketing head is a spic
EAT MORE OREOS
Cameron Lopez
>look up pizzagate >first batch of articles are ny/washington times propping it up as a "fake news" conspiracy theory >look up fake news >first batch of articles is the same msm blaming russian involvement in "boosting" "fake news" what the fuck is going on and what is fake news??? it's only been a week since i took a break from Sup Forums. Am i going crazy or is the msm doubling down on their misinformation and defending a pedophile ring? /PTG/ PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME
Stein would have to find 27,257 Clinton ballots out of nowhere to flip Wisconsin back blue >(She wont)
Stein would have to find 68,283 Clinton ballots of out of nowhere to flip PA blue >(She wont)
Stein would have to find 11,612 Clinton paper ballots out of nowhere to flip Michigan back to blue >(She Wont) >They already did one recount where they found 500 extra votes for Clinton in Wayne County >Doing ANOTHER recount >expecting to find MORE instead of less after the first county sweep
>Nov 25th >Doing a hand recount in 3 states before the Dec 13th deadline
Even IF they managed to find thousands and thousands of extra Clinton votes out of nowhere and flip 2 out of the 3 states BEFORE the deadline, Trump still wins
Al Gore spent 100 Mill in Florida to flip 500 votes and didn't get enough. Now Stein is using 5 million to flip 100k+ votes across 3 states?
>those odds
It's over lmao
Lucas Rodriguez
I swear to fuck Wilson is one of the shills in these threads, the way he writes is exactly the same. How is he taking this recount stuff? Does he really believe the "flip all 3 states" meme?
James Brown
I hope she and Webb get spots in the administration. They're the only two sane Democrats left, they deserve better than this.
Charles Roberts
Takei, probably.
Isaiah Green
So what the fuck is this shit I hear about trump already losing 5000 votes in Wisconsin? Or is this bullshit? I believe i5 was a Palmerreport article.
Questions: 1. Will this recount affect the transition process 2. Will Trump, Obama, Clinton formally make comments regarding this? 3. Can Michigan or Pennsylvania refuse to do a recount - based on lack of evidence? 4. Will this recount be used to spook the electors?
Adrian Ward
>woman that used to lick toilets for a living cares for her well being
sure
Elijah Taylor
>it literally is just a drawn girl but with an added dick to troll people The Jewish "trap"
Jordan Ramirez
I AIN'T GAY BUT FELIX REALLY LOOKS LIKE A GIRL, FUCK YOU POSTER ABOVE ME, ITS YOUR FAULT I SAY
Carter Edwards
>So what the fuck is this shit I hear about trump already losing 5000 votes in Wisconsin?
Literally what, I haven't heard this
Adrian Ross
> These are containment threads > The only people left in TrumpGen are shills and shitposters
Daniel Reed
>voiced by a girl too
Regarless Felix a cute. He's also a healslut so he would understand my pain.
Matthew Reyes
Will huffingpaint be taken down by their retardation?
Brayden Morales
struggling to figure out why people still care about her opinion
Tyler Wilson
dicks out for ptg
Samuel Young
Why are liberal retards more focused on "muh popular vote" than the fact that they lost massive amounts of support in every swing state?
Ayden Smith
Sup Forums died on election day
Carson King
WILL JILL DISAVOW HER MEDS!?
Thomas Turner
This. Do people actually take such degenerates seriously? That's like Michael Vick speaking out against potential animal cruelty. What a fucking joke.
Jayden Roberts
Enkidu?
Zachary Martinez
bump. lots of slide threads today.
Jack Nguyen
>Oreo marketing chief >this is an actual job
Gavin Gomez
Holy shit Dems think Keith Ellison is the progressive non Obama choice They are fucked
Hudson Fisher
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Lucas Roberts
They think it counts for something when it really doesn't seeing that NY and CA are both populous and Democratic strongholds. Also, they're fucking idiots for not focusing on key swing states.
Camden Kelly
>"looking at wikileaks is illegal only we can look at it and tell you" >"STOP READING IT. IT IS FAKE NEWS REEEEE" mainstream media is going autistic
David Long
I voted Trump so you are wrong. Go back to \b\
Thomas Nguyen
We're a contrarian edgy shitposting board and now we're mainstream
Hopefully CNN throws a link to us back on their front page and finally destroys this shithole once and for all
Imagine how much money goot would have if he didn't have to support the lawsuits and constant DDoS attacks against pol, the rest of the site wouldn't suck
MAKE Sup Forums GREAT AGAIN
Robert Ramirez
fpbp!! AWOOO MAGA!
CHECKED FOR KEK! PRAISE HIM!
REQUEST FULFILLED!
Sebastian Sanders
Its BS from some literal who site
1. Will this recount affect the transition process No, even Obama and Nate Sodium is saying its bullshit 2. Will Trump, Obama, Clinton formally make comments regarding this? >Trump no >Clinton No >Obama Obamas press secretary said it was bs 3. Can Michigan or Pennsylvania refuse to do a recount - based on lack of evidence? Michigan idk but you need to prove fraud to a judge in PA and the only proof they have is "I feel like clinton should of won" 4. Will this recount be used to spook the electors? Maybe? I doubt it'll spook them enough not to vote for trump.
Thomas Lopez
>we
Juan Walker
They want desperately to emulate Drudge
Ethan Taylor
> Implying shitposters didn't vote for Trump
Go back to Milo's home for Retarded Trump Fans
Dylan Lee
Its gonna be a wonderful Christmas, isn't it?
Lincoln Campbell
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Levi Allen
Can someone give me a crash course in the supposed recount that either is or is not happening depending on who you listen to?
I know Trump won the states but they can probably find a way to forge enough votes to swing it for Hillary.
Give me a crash course
Luis Gutierrez
i think so. the poor lad paid a heavy price for having so much fun with Gilgamesh.
Julian Lewis
Why would I want to go back their? No way
Christopher Turner
if the electoral college is so hated by liberals for giving small states a larger voice, then why isn't the senate?
ri has as many senators as texas
David Anderson
It's gonna be a GREAT Christmas, user.
Awoooo!
Connor Stewart
>do my trumpbros understand how this works i wonder ???
Sup Forums isn't about espousing things you like
it's about banter, memes and shitposts against demographics and cultures/subcultures which are your opposition
fun objectively true fact:
everything is shit sturgeon's law underestimated it all
___________however_______________
it does not matter insofar as My Group Is Superior To Your Group
James Taylor
What's wrong with Kellyanne?
Henry Wilson
>implying its not including Tribunal and Bloodmoon
Joshua Rodriguez
Liberals can't into consistency of coherence
Andrew Foster
It is astronomically more likely for you to commit fraud in the original election than in a recount.
Zachary Wright
I want to stuff my junk in her butthole and make egg-nog
Eli Phillips
Is Christmas this year? I forget what day i need to go shopping.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Apart from being from New Jersey, nothing
Ryder Lopez
>Liberals being logically consistent
Thomas Reed
Yes but they've been awfully quiet since the election was over. I don't know what they've been doing but I don't trust them.
Kevin Morgan
>Is Christmas this year? You serious nigga?
Colton Lewis
AND NOW A BRIEF UPDATE ON OUR LEADING POLL OPTIONS SO FAR!
>Jill Stein Is.... Heckling for shekels! (68%, 26 votes) >Ivanka has no time to use the restroom, what should she pee in? A gilded vase! (56%, 10 votes) >Ivanka wants your cock, where do you put it? Grab her by the pussy! (39%, 7 votes) >Ivanka and (((You))), wat do? MAGA together! (30%, 7 votes) >Would you fuck an alien? Y E S ! (18 votes)
Carter Fisher
I want to use my bellend to massage my semen through her cervix for the purposes of recreation.