CASTRO DEAD AT 90

IT'S REAL GUYS

bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-38114953

"Dead"

Ain't pressing F for this commie fuck

I guess I'm partying in Miami this weekend

INVASION OF CUBA WHEN

Are we tired of winning yet?

literally who

nobody gives a shit

for cigars and monkey blood?
god damn you

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I've never believed that Mandela effect bullshit but honestly I remember him dying in like 2006/8.

Did he get real sick back then and I remember it wrong or something?

I swear I can remember watching him all over TV a while back.

Bless his soul, with him dies Cuba and now pedophile imperialist americans will start building their palaces there

For classic cars, obviously.

YOU'RE TAMPERING WITH THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T

please just tell me

So? I always assumed this nigger died years ago.

He got really sick and retired the presidency, his brother took over. That's probably what you're thinking of. He didn't appear in public much the last few years, so whenever he did it was a minor story

The Great Soviet [Cuba] Shall Live Through The Ages. United A People Her Fortress Secure. Long Live Our Soviet [Father]land.

He did get really sick around then and there were rumors of his death.

By the way, when did we start calling the Berenstein universe the Mandela effect? This is some kind of a trick. Is there anyone who actually thinks Mandela died in the 1980s?

I remember Gary Busey dying in motorcycle accidents, though. Twice.

He got sick, but then retired.

He's been alive, until now.

Why do retarded Redditors think that random shifts in the Multiverse are more likely than them just not paying attention properly?

STOP I'M ALREADY TIRED OF WINNING

>Why do retarded Redditors think that random shifts in the Multiverse are more likely than them just not paying attention properly?
Mandela, Bernstein, whatever you wanna call it it's bullshit

My cuban parents literally woke up minutes after they announced he died. They're celebrating.

Yeah that's definitely it, I can remember that now. Thanks bros.

pottery

Annex Cuba when!!!

I'm willing to go and fight for Cuban freedom!!!

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PRAISE KEK!

FIDEL WAS ASSASSINATED

GET IN HERE

fuck, i heard he had evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest.

Holy shit David Hamilton?
What a time to die, it's Fara Faucet All over again
He always got the hottest chicks for his photographs

David Hamilton died tonight also