You have 10 seconds to justify why Americans voted for a steak salesman to be your president.
You have 10 seconds to justify why Americans voted for a steak salesman to be your president
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I can explain why in 2 words:
meme magic
I was hungry
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Wonder how he likes his steak.
I don't have to do shit.
Suck it.
Fuck Mexicans.
Fuck Globalists.
Fuck you.
If you would rather have a bowl of guac than a steak you might as well kill yourself right now.
The premium quality of the steaks was too high
I (tm) Love (tm) Trump (tm) Steaks (tm)
I thought it would be funny.
I didn't realize it would be this funny
I really like steak
Because he likes guns and pussy just like me.
The steak salesman also happens to be a world famous billionaire real estate tycoon.
Because Hillary wanted to go to war with Russia, which would get us all vaporized from nuclear weapons.
I want that picture on a shirt
HOW MUCH DID HE PAY YOU TO DO THIS
Liberals are so unbearable people would rather have Trump than whoever they support
Because were retarded
The kikes are good at tricking us
Leave us alone
because he does that thumb thing when he points. you cant teach that
I do it for free
because the steaks were high
Well Done, Well Done. HOWEVER
Because proteins
Because hes the one most likely to just leave me the fk alone.
Thats really all I want. Let me lead my life. Butt out. Scram.
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We need to go on a nationwide Thot Patrol
To Make America Steak Again.
better than a guac salesman
The man sold shitty steaks, and people bought them.
And you're asking why we WOULDN'T want this man as president? Trump could sell sand to Arabs.
Because he grabs women by the pussy and I wanna be just like him.
NOT JUST A STEAK SALESMAN BUT ONE THAT SOLD HIS STEAKS OFF THE SHARPER IMAGE LOL LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK??
Wow. You are right.
I should have voted for Clinton. She wasn't a like puppet at all. Or maybe Bush. Or (((Stein))).
I vaguely recognize this meme. What's it from again?
>tfw you will never have a Trump steak
steak is better than pizza
kek
shitty forced meme from Sup Forums that didn't last
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i contributed in a miniscule fashion to averting thermonuclear (or at the very least conventional) war between multiple states courtesy of Madame President's no-fly zone currently under syrian and russian operation coupled with a promise to use physical force in retaliation against online attacks.
you should be able 2 read that in 10 seconds
That wasn't the end game, the end game was re-branding the steaks, so he could be the middle man, to sell to his hotels/resorts.
He attempted to sell them to the public through sharper image, as a, "hey you liked the steak dinner you had at my resort? You can buy the same crap here!" Hilariously, it actually worked for a month or two, before people realized he was just re-branding local crap. lol
It hardly cost him anything, and was in a sense a pretty good marketing attempt.
He isn't her
Because Drumpf is a loser and losers voted for him.
This
For the lulz.
Rather a salesman than a conman.
do you like steak?
>implying Make America Steak man wasn't a conman
Because he didn't take the profits from his steak business, donate them to himself, call it charity, and write it off on his taxes. Also, the fact that his steaks were not child sacrifices to Moloch helped his case somewhat as well.
He was also a clothing, airline, and school salesmen too.
He launched a failed MLM pyramid also
Americans are retarded morons who have kept a secret satanic pedophile ring in power forever.
America is cancer and it's citizens dumber than mud.
Look at his opponent
Oh boy, it's a Cancuck! You tell us how it should be done, boy. Maybe that way America can get a Trudeau too.
> a leaf
You start by not votin kiddie fuckers who perform satanic rituals.
That would be a start
we upgraded burgers for steak
If you let the terrorists kill you, you win!
It was really about the memes. I aint even joking.
Rich ppl are getting richer and fk the rest so thw "rest" is trying to fuck them back
he was the only candidate that's been stone cold stunnered.
were all hoping to get a deal on those steaks.
If you don't have a countrry run on satanic pedophilia and lies and deception, yyou're the not the great land of the brave
MUH FREEDUMBS
you had a chance to elect someone who wanted war with russia and didn't take it? and i thought my country was cucked
More like hillary was not going to bend over for putin.
Trump is going to look away until putin is at his door.
Meanwhile Trudeau supports and bows for an ideology that supports and normalized kiddie fucking.
You played yourself.
Because of the SJW and establishment butthurt
Homosexual degeneracy started in the land of SATAN (usa) and drifted up here.
Fuck AMERICA