Is there going to be any major happening in my lifetime?

Is there going to be any major happening in my lifetime?
>Ayy lmaos
>WW3
>Natural disaster affecting the entire world
..anything at all Sup Forums?
I'm sick and tired of this stupid boring life.
I need a happening and I need now!

You could go at war with the pakis
first-line happening

Happy?

Don't worry Raj, global warming has your back

I was 13 when the Chernobyl disaster happened.

you could use a toilet

Yeah, but it is slow as fuck, we need a wakeup call happening

Ayyliens in our lifetimes. Kek wills it.

Trukey will definitely start a war very soon.

>Deutche bank ready to implode due to all gibsmedats
>american dollar will get collapsed by jews soon because Trump won
>ISIS promises a huge, continent spanning happening on new years eve
>this will probably lead to eurocrats consolidating power on european states and implementation of an european army
And this is just the tip, way more happenings should unfold.

relax,ranjiv

KEK will deliver

Just nuke the god damn pakis already Pajeet, then you'll have your fucking happening.
Was the app to locate toilets not paradigm shifting enough for you?

ayy ayy s, I kinda hope they wipe us out.

It's already started to happen.

Watch them edges

They could install toilets everywhere in india

Wait.Is that real?

It will be quite likely that we will create self-improving artificial intellect with superhuman abilities in next few decades. It does not need to be truly sentient or able to perform universal tasks like human mind, but its ability to endlessly improve itself will open a lot of possibilities (and create a lot of dangers)

ww3 is almost guaranteed in our lifetimes

you will deeply regret your post when it does happen

Hey you can go to war to China and liberate us!

Sort of, some faggot from here hacked his phone and posted it.

>Podesta has been with the Clintons since Bill ran for President. He is one of the strongest people in Washington.
>Just decided to quit the Clintons in 2016
>actually reference Sup Forums

Damn, your pretty fuckin gullible, aren't you?

I'm a Nigerian prince visiting the U.S.A, and if you send me $1000 U.S, I promise I will transfer over $10,000 U.S.

His password was in one of the email leaks iirc that's why I asked.