Was the moon landing really done by Stanley Kubrick?

Was the moon landing really done by Stanley Kubrick?

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some of it or atleast the back up film was. plan b so to speak.
maybe

donno, but i heard this before. People even belive that the shining. Was not a hitchcock proper adaptation, it was a very deep leak and Kubricks self portrait.

No

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Yes. Stanley Kubrick was on the moon. He was a chief captain of apollo project.

>hitchcock

LMAO

No, the Russians monitored the landing and confirmed it.

No
it's done by god 's will

aye, space travel is a lie

it sure looks as shitty as his flicks

One of the dumbest conspiracies out there is that the moon landing was faked. The only real evidence you need that it actually happened is the fact that the Soviets didn't call bullshit.

But Russians claim nasa/Apollo astronauts found alien settlements there so they hired Kubrick to make a fake video

what does it matter to you pajeet?

checked but thats not undeniable evidence now is it you fucking leaftard

nice job eating putin's propaganda

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No ya dingus. Stanley Kubrick did not have enough money to fund a moon landing. He was lucky enough to scrape up financing just to make movies.

>flag

What if they spent billions to go but failed at the last moment and then hired Kubrick to do it for pennies because apparently filming doesn't cost as much?
I mean if you believe masses can't lie then explain why Sup Forums says holocaust was a lie

Kek. No they dont

Why the hell would they get a man like Kubrick to do the job? He was hardly good goy material.

they might of said no more film making for you Stan unless you do us this little favour.

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Yes it was stinky

Nope, it was done by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, and assisted by Michael Collins.

PROTIP: Not the Irish revolutionary. That guy was a dick and didn't like the space program

I've heard something about going from moon to earth and vice versa was too tricky to pull off at the time due to rotation of planets.

I once "red-pilled" myself on the moon landing, told friends and even a girl I was trying to date that I thought it was a hoax.

Holy fuck do I now feel stupid.

Yes it is, because if there was any indication the landing was faked, the Soviets would have made sure everyone on Earth knew it. They're not just going to let their greatest enemy get away lying about achieving something that the Soviets had been trying to achieve for years

>Yes it is

LMAO. ok pal, sure its 'undeniable'

>whoever was it, he took a shit in a toilet

So, not one of you.

>That guy was a dick
Certainly was not.

-1 for aus lite

> Van Allen's belt was impossible to pass with technology from the sixties
> Whole Apollo 11 software had 24kb
> Realize modern cell phones have 128gb

Agreed. It would have been the greatest 'gotcha' moment of the cold war.

There is a topkek docu about that. It has rumsfield, nixon, retired generals, astronauts in it.
youtube.com/watch?v=90zneJONh0w

At first, yes. The USA did eventually land on the moon, but it wasn't until Apollo 14. Apollo 13 was the first legitimate attempt, but it failed.

>Van Allen's belt was impossible to pass with technology from the sixties
says the guy who masturbates to Pikachu on a Zambian grass wisthling site

THE MOON DOESN'T EXIST

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It is, and if you deny it you out yourself as a literal retard

>that name faggotry ...

He wouldve made them shoot on scene so no.

I do whatever I want!

this
Give me irrefutable proof that the moon even exists.
Checkmate.

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whale.to/c/Dave McGowan - Wagging The Moon Doggie.pdf

Most moon hoax videos are reverse PsyOPS.

Last moon landing was 44 years ago and no one did it except Americans? Who did it 6 times in a row without anyone dying? In a time when average computer was 4 times bigger than a shuttle? But they managed to bring a jeep with them so they can drive around the moon and look cool?

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That's assuming us/soviets were not two sides of the same Jew coin.

actually tho opposite is true.
sorry about that

Stop being a good goy you dumbass. Its easier to film moon walks on a sound stage than actually do it with primitive 60s technology in a buggy piece of shit lander that sometimes wouldnt even start up. My wristwatch has more computing power than the LM.

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But you still have build and send a rocket and then a detachable lander from said rocket to the moon. Telescopes are your enemy user. Unless you can economically confiscate all telescopes prior to your escapade.

>My wristwatch has more computing power than the LM.

>denying the infinite power of SLIDE RULE!!!

Moon landing is the final red pill

its most people first

>undeniable
You can deny anything, it doesn't make it false. It just makes you look like a retard.

Don't you have a girlfriend to pimp?

>american education

you can deny that there is such a thing as undeniable evidence if you like pal, be my guest.

Has Kubrick even got a degree in physics? Seems doubtful he'd know anything about rocketry tbqh

the rocket would of been real.
literally everything would have been real apart from the landing and therefore footage in this scenario.

LOL
CIA disinfo

The truth is 2001 Space Odissey talks about the "Space Exploration Propaganda"; in fact he was forced to that movie for the Space Exploration Propaganda, which is why he used the monolith, which is a fucking movie screen, that went over the heads of the CIA.


Also, in The Shining, the Gold Room (with al the ghosts) symbolises fort knox. Which is why it exists in the "past", but not in the present.


Of course, easier to shitpost.


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To the people mocking this. Have you actually looked in to it? I find it very plauible after reading more about it. It helps if you have actually seen the movie a couple of times as well.

whale.to/c/secrets_of_the_shining.html

>believing anything usa agencies say

Yes, its very obvious gov. disinfo, have you ever read about Hitler's syphilis?

Nice digits doe

I like male furry

Yeah it was really meth addiction and being a failed crybaby sensitive artfag

lel, don't forget he was a transexual jew autistic scat enthusiast

it's just a bigger star, and it's flat

nasa is planning a trip part way to the moon
nasa.gov/mission_pages/asteroids/initiative/index.html
it's going to take 8 days to get part way
too bad we dont have the tech to get all the way to the moon in 3 like they did in 69
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DOE black project. Set base.

>Whole Apollo 11 software had 24kb
Written by people who actually knew how to code.

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radiation damages film, thats how it was discovered
there is radiation in space/on the moon
there is no radiation damage to the film
therefore the film did not go into space

Nedaland muslims Overall and violenve

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but didn't know which way to install the doors of a pressurized cabin.

the escape velocity from the moon is roughly one sixth of earth
the rocket required would be roughly one sixth the size of apollo
it wouldn't have fit in that fucking little camper

I habeeb that we went to the moon. I don't necessarily believe that the footage we have of it is legit, however.

You tell me

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