Brit/pol/ - Corbyn edition

>Corbyn praises 'huge figure' of Castro
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38117068

>Lord Advocate to argue in Supreme Court for Scottish veto over Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/25/lord-advocate-argue-supreme-court-scotland-veto-brexit/

>autistic man, 24, found guilty after calling Eddie Izzard 'a fucking poofter'
standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-24-found-guilty-after-calling-eddie-izzard-a-f-pter-a3405381.html

>Ed Balls: 'Strictly has released my inner Beyonce'
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38110665

>Brexit will SAVE the NHS: Cancer specialist says leaving EU will rescue our health service
express.co.uk/news/politics/736591/Brexit-NHS-professor-angus-dalgleish-leave-eu-comment

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president.ie/en/media-library/news-releases/statement-by-president-michael-d.-higgins-on-the-death-of-fidel-castro
youtube.com/watch?v=vVPjTL6KOpk
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00729d9/episodes/player
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/173199
theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/25/jill-stein-election-recount-clinton-trump-michigan-pennsylvania-wisconsin
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PURGE THE BLAIRITES

>>autistic man, 24, found guilty after calling Eddie Izzard 'a fucking poofter'
>standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-24-found-guilty-after-calling-eddie-izzard-a-f-pter-a3405381.html
Alright, which one of you was it?

fucking poofter

the (((BBC))) are now telling us not to have kids

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37992503

>I myself am perfectly aware of how involved I was - much too involved, in fact - and how I became, like it or not, a stereotypical Jewish mother

president.ie/en/media-library/news-releases/statement-by-president-michael-d.-higgins-on-the-death-of-fidel-castro

TFW I want too mock ye but our actual president decided to jump on Castro's dick

>Republicucks
kek

Reminder that all tripfags are dirty blairites

is this broad popular in the UK?

i wonder what she is worth annually as a business? it can't be that expensive to make the videos and content, but i wonder what the turnover associated with her is.

youtube.com/watch?v=vVPjTL6KOpk
fucking lol

What the fuck are you talking about?

Where did I say conquest can't be good economically?

What I am saying is that you cannot artifically control supply and demand without negative consequences, and you're just rambling nonsense.

Down to 17 stone 11 from 20 stone 4 lads

NS has fixed prices, fixed wage, exchange controls etc. youre just applying the rules of a globalised lassez faire capitalist economy on a closed state controlled autarkic economy. basically: youre a moron.

>you were 20 stone
jesus christ user

Congratulations on losing the weight.

Keep it up.

Well done boyyo, well bloody done indeed. How long have you been working out?

Well done! You've gone from being a very fat shit to an overweight shit. Keep it up.
(But seriously, well done)

This is the second month.

keep it up lad.

xth for our Pol Pot since everyone seems to be in love with murderous dictators today

Hahaahaaha

"We're going to overpopulate the planet by 2100. Focus more on living a hedonistic life instead of securing the genetic legacy of your family line and people. There will be a food shortage and we wouldn't want any brown people to suffer, whites should just not breed, you're the most evil race anyway"

Tell you what lads, I'm 29. For years I didn't want kids, felt my genetics weren't worth passing on. But this past year I've realised the importance of having kids, I have to get on that soon if I want 2 or 3. GF is early 30s though so I know time is a factor.

Congrats lad

I am applying basic supply and demand.

I havent extrapolated the issues of the global market, I havent touched on capitalism and you clearly don't know what "lassez faire" means.

All I have said is that employing labour in excess of their demand is bad for the economy.

You can adhom all you want, but you don't have a single argument about how NS government could employ its entire workforce in excess of their demand without negative consequences.

>I myself am perfectly aware of how involved I was - much too involved, in fact - and how I became, like it or not, a stereotypical Jewish mother.

how much is a stone then?

Might vote corbyn next time to get better bennies tbqh

>voting to gulag yourself for not contributing to the Socialist Machine

lmao
>that that tfw when I'm 9 and a half stone
>that tfw when I'm 6'4"

always

Are you a skeleton?

Bloody hell, good progress lad. By time Summer, or even Spring, comes around you'll be in great shape, you simply won't be able to fend off all the boipucci flying your way.

What've you been doing to lose the weight?

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14lbs.
6.3kg.

yes i have, with state controlled wages and prices.

tell me more about how the entire german government didnt know that conquering eastern europe would have let them to complete economic ruin, but some runt on /brit/pol did.

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I got a physical job and just walk everywhere desu. Nothing too special. Also don't eat much, I only eat once or twice a day now.

> you simply won't be able to fend off all the boipucci flying your way.
I'm not gay.

>telling us not to have kids
Don't think you've understood the article tbqh.

Lads, do your deliverymen ask you for ID or do they just leave your shit at the door? Up here they can't be arsed and just want to finish their shift.

Not bad at all. Eating only once a day sounds rather unsustainable long term though.

>I'm not gay.
You don't have to hide here.

i swear to god if i ever have authoritarian control of this country, the very first thing i will do is have the entire BBC dismantled, the higher staff lined up against a wall and shot, and rebuilt from the ground up to churn out propaganda designed to make british people conscious of their history and race.

)))BBC((( sounds pretty based actually, I wish you luck in your journey to power.

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The german government did know, Hitler before the war started to figure it out himself. But he promised to do the impossible, and the only way to achive that in the eyes of the public was a bubble market.

You clearly don't understand currency or purchasing power.

If you want a coat you can trade for it, you have bread so you offer it for the coat. How much bread is one coat worth? That depends on how easily bread is to aquire, if their is very little bread you can probably trade a few slices for the coat, if bread is common and everyone has access to it then it may take several loafs.

Now what if transporting a truck load of bread in order to buy several coats is too much of an inconvenience? Well you use a place holder, trade in you bread and her a note saying "value of 1 loaf".

Do you see how the supply of bread, even internally can effect the purchasing power?

God, I want to get into politics SO fucking badly yet I don't want to be career politician filth.

An local outsider like me could crush the SNP if I did it right.

How many of those did you watch/listen to?

>unironically defending it

out

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Why does that question indicate that I'm defending anything?

How many did you investigate?
Or did you just see that image and assume it was for real?

bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00729d9/episodes/player

The problem though is that half the population don't know what they want until they're told what they want, which means a successful politician must understand two things;

> the science of manipulation
> how to read people, beyond what they say

It's okay knowing what would be best for the country, the problem comes when you have to convince dumb cunts what's best for the country. Dumb cunts fall not for the best argument but for the most convincing one, so you need to be better than your opponent at manipulation.

Don't think of it as being a career politician, think of it as being a lifelong British hero, a madman. Also, seeing as you're a Scot, I strongly suggest you give politics a try. Don't sit back while Scotland falls in to a state of irredeemable disgrace.

PATRIOTIC SOCIALISM AKA PAZISM

WHAT THE FUCK

no i do not since youre again completely missing the point where the price of bread and coats is run by the state in a closed autarkic economy, removed from the globalised economy.

im fully aware of the economic trouble nazi germany was in prior to WW2 kicking off. im fully aware how they just sent everyone to work building roads and tanks at the cost of the state. im fully aware their economic outlook around 1937 onwards was pretty JUST. but trying to act like them conquering the vast resources of eastern europe and setting up their own economic bloc was the same situation is literally retarded. not to mention how they looted austria, czechoslovakia, france, the low countries, scandinavia, etc. their economy would have been just fine after winning that war.

About to get a McDonald's lads

Did anyone listen to this years Reith Lectures?

>Mistaken Identities: Creed, Country, Colour and Culture.

The BBC needs to die desu.

Enjoy the halal slaughtered meat, I'm sure the funding will be used wisely.

So is Nige getting a green card? Love to have him but you lot need him more

>fuckbuddy's friend decided to cut themselves while cooking so now said fuckbuddy has to take them to the A&E when we were going to spend the evening banging

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

McDonalds doesn't use any halal products at all.

Okay lets put Fixed Prices into effect

Icecream costs 1Hitlerbux (hb)
Hot Chocolate costs 1hb

Its the height of Summer and production of Icecream is thriving but Hot Choclate is doing poorly. Hot Chocolate factories are closed in favour of Icecream and everyone is happy.

But suddenly the weather turns cold and demand for Hot Chocolate is through the roof and they can't meet demand. The Gov converts Icecream factories into Hot Chocolate. Ice cream is not selling and their shops fail.

But oh no, the weathers good agian now and we have to reverse the process.

Now in a free market during the warm times Icecream price goes up to 1.5hb to control the demand to levels supply can meet and hot chocolate prices lower to 0.5hb to create demand because its cheap and keep ticking by, and then the roles reverse in the cold months.

Now which is healthier? The Flexible market or the gut the entire system everytime the weather changes system?

down to 12st8 from 14st10 in july last year

feel like a racing snake desu

>be in long term long distance relationship with gf
>last night some chick I haven't spoke to for some years out of nowhere sends me a video of her fingering herself
>proclaims to want the D
>be drunk so automatically think with dick and agree to meet up for some fuck tomorrow
>now sobering up and undecided on how to proceed

over 100,000 now lads

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/173199

Is she fit? How fit is the gf?

Keep going desu.

I was 21 stone at the start of the year at 6'3 and I'm now down to around 14 and a half which has just put me in the healthy range. I'm not sure what I should aim to weigh though so I haven't stopped yet.

the government changing prices in accordance with the times isnt "gutting the entire system" though

I just double checked my list and you're right, my mistake. I apologise.

Does that mean they haven't had dinner?
I know from experience stitches is pretty low triage priority.
They will be waiting for hours.
Tell her to come to yours for dinner and that you'll go pick the retard up later.

Surprising in the current year. I guess you Muslims either don't about halal food, or eat somewhere else.

Have a bit of honour, if you're going to fuck some other lass at the very least you can break up with your girlfriend.

I think you are thinking of Subway desu.

They HAVE to debate it now, unfortunately most of parliament voted for it so I think it'll be just a formality, whilst sticking to 'muh terrorism' to pass it again.

They have the fish thing in my experience.

Don't bother. Don't be a degenerate.

Both are solid 7s desu, but the girl who wants the D is 4 years younger than the gf and has a tight puss (well she did when I fucked her 9 years ago) whilst sex with the gf when we do see each other is boring.

Post your list please

So now you're introducing policy to mitigate the effects of another policy when removing the original policy would work.

they don't have to debate it, it says petitions with over 10,000 signatures are "considered" for debate

Reminder you'll be top of the watchlist if you sign this.

Line caught inshallah.

>Jill Stein requests Wisconsin recount, alleging hackers filed bogus absentee ballots

theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/25/jill-stein-election-recount-clinton-trump-michigan-pennsylvania-wisconsin

What's her endgame?

Having sex with women you don't want meaningful relationships with is degenerate and damaging to the soul.

keep that shit up desu, youll enjoy yourself more

Considering you're unlikely to marry either, I would smash the new one and not tell your gf. Break it off before it becomes too long term/ serious and you should be in the clear. Never turn down prime totty unless you're seeing marriage material.

even if its a qt3.14 trap with a feminine penis?

Cuban Healthcare is second to none.

Fidel Castro was a great man. RIP

>"celebrate our diversity"

Is line caught halal then?

>sold=sells kosher/halal meats
>labeled=all kosher/halal meats explicitly labeled as such

STORE(sold,labeled)
Waitrose(yes,no)
M&S(yes,no)
Tesco(yes,no)
Morrisons(yes,no)
Sainsbury's(yes,yes)
Asda(yes,no)
Pizza Express(yes,no)
Zizzi(yes,no)
Ask(yes,no)
Harvester(yes,no)
Nando's(yes,no)
Beefeater(yes,no)
Gourmet Burger Kitchen(yes,no)
Slug & Lettuce(yes,no)
Costa(yes,no)
Greggs(yes,no)
KFC(yes,no)
Subway(yes,yes)

It's no comprehensive, but I'm working on it. It's just hard to find good info.

You should only kiss girls if you love them.

Mohammed's teaching was that the way we live should not degrade our environment.
Line caught is better for to environment so should be extra halal in the eyes of god.

>Business idea : Find a Imam and a Rabbi and start an environmental/religious certification business.

COOP?

Not sure yet, that's on my list of priority finds. I have one near me that I sometimes go to, so I'd like to know too.

>racist=got called a racist
>gregs=i was in gregs

STORE(racist,gregs)
Waitrose(yes,no)
M&S(yes,no)
Tesco(yes,no)
Morrisons(yes,no)
Sainsbury's(yes,no)
Asda(yes,no)
Pizza Express(yes,no)
Zizzi(yes,no)
Ask(yes,no)
Harvester(yes,no)
Nando's(yes,no)
Beefeater(yes,no)
Gourmet Burger Kitchen(yes,no)
Slug & Lettuce(yes,no)
Costa(yes,no)
Greggs(yes,yes)
KFC(yes,no)
Subway(yes,no)

Are mudshits really gonna buy meat if it isn't labelled halal? Or is literally everything sold there halal?

>Huge figure
For you

Good moral lads

Here's what happens. There are parts of an animal that isn't good for halal or kosher, so that bit of the animal is packed and sold without kosher/halal labels. The animal was still killed according to kosher/halal rules though, i.e. throat slit and left to bleed to death in agony.

No, mudslimes won't buy meat that's not labeled as halal because it's not halal for them. However, the same meat they refuse to buy that we buy could easily have come from an animal that was slaughtered according to their rules.

This making sense? I'm struggling to get my words out properly.

So I just dig a bit of digging and COOP does sell halal meats but I can't be certain on whether or not all halal meats are labeled properly. See above to understand why it's hard to know for sure.

>Life is falling apart
>Wife gone to stay with her mum for the night
>Only normie part of me is dying
>Soon I'll just be another lonely brit/pol/ autist

To add on to that first bit of the reply. If an animal is slaughtered according to halal/kosher rules but something goes wrong with the slaughter that meat then becomes haram/jewbad. The animal has still been slaughtered badly, in agony and bleeding for ages before death but because it's no longer halal/kosher it's sold without proper labeling.

Yeah that makes sense. Do you have a list of these parts? So I can avoid where possible