Why do the poorest, shittiest countries have the biggest cocks?

Why do the poorest, shittiest countries have the biggest cocks?

Because it's self-measured data.

This. Literally "muh dick".

Then why did the Chinese just admit they have 3 inch cocks

>long pencil dick = big

How about no

South America has pencil dicks, so this map is wrong.

Long dicks actually tend to be pretty thick too. It goes hand in hand. Short dicks are normally the skinny ones

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That may be true but this is measuring length, not girth.

They don't know how to measure properly.

>tfw chinese dick

I agree 100% dicklets are a lost cause. I'm a Brazilian born living in America and almost every white girl I fuck say it's bigger than white men's. The only people with bigger dicks are the blacks.

Isn't it true Brazilians have massive cocks my fellow brasileiro paoson

This
And I sadly mean it personally

Damn the only reason America isn't in the red is because of all the BBC we have in our country

Correlation does not imply causation

Because they jerk off a lot?

We are mostly 2Italians so there you go.

>South America is a single country
kys

Idk, why are you checking out their cocks?

I like to know what they're packing

>Tfw russian and 7 & 3/4"

when the gubermint tells them to do something

they do it

tfw 8.5"