*sips tea*

*sips tea*

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reminder that we won cuckboy

>one of the most powerful countries on the planet casually whoops a fledgling nation that doesn't even technically have a standing army

What a shock.

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Reminder that you lost that war bad, big daddy Britian gave you a spanking.

>no dick

Pretty gay desu.

You guys literally started that war to try and conquer Canada while Britain was busy with Napoleon and the Brits still beat you down, sad.

>one

You won the American revolution. We won 1812. If you won then canada would be an American state. You tried to "liberate" us and failed. Now fuck off. Also reminder that your still Obama's bitch.

>had a well supplied army and trained soldiers
>couldn't even take down a couple of fucking colonists
Sad!

*sips wendys frostie*

It's hard being a fry cook at wendys.

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>continues expanding

APOLOGIZE

>no dick

*dumps tea in harbor*

delete this

Not only are they King Nigger's bitch still, the Witch is going to steal the election with (((recounts)))

> failed to take over fucking canada
That should automatically disqualify you from existing. You literally couldn't take down a colony of a few drunk frogs and a handful of natives.

>implying Justin Trudeau is any better

>We
Nigger, Canada didn't even exist in 1812

>black Musilm communist
At least Trudeau is kinda white.

>end up with a queen on your money thanks to some hermit fur traders

>You guys literally started that war to try and conquer Canada

Not at all. The US was hilariously divided at the time, the "take Canada" crowd were a specific subset of nutty northern militiamen that got way out of control. The US government under Madison went to war with Britain because of a variety of disputes, most of which were ironically resolved a day before the war was declared (but since news traveled so slowly, nobody found out until a week after the war started).

Canada was an afterthought, just like it pretty much always has been and always will be.

*sips jack daniels*

Did the US really lose the one and only war to Canada?

How embarassing

>Losing to Vietnam
>Losing to Cuba
>Losing to Canada

He's a borderline cuck for SJW's you fucking leaf. You're beyond saving from that little cunt.

You tried to put a black lady on money. Your country is run by Jews. You don't even control shit. Your country is only 60% white. Meanwhile canda is above 80 and still the best nation on earth.

>failed to invade US
>we won

Yep. Canada has a better w/l ratio aswell.

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It "lost" to Britain. The soldiers who burned down the White House and fought in New Orleans were all from the UK. And in the end, the war was resolved with a truce, so nobody really lost, although of course the UK could have crushed the US if its government had felt like it was worth the trouble.

*sips loosh*

You have to die to win. Your still here.

Stay mad faggot leaf lmao

Each one of those countries owes the U.S. massive debt.

We lost nothing.

>Canada
>not run by jews or cucks

>us talking about debt
Lmao

The war was to free american sailors but the northern militias assumed Canadians would also welcome being freed from british control so went in assuming the locals would support annex. Basically annexing Canada was a secondary goal based on bad information. Once we found out canada was fine being cucks we abandoned that goal and settled with our sailors no longer being kidnapped. So in conclusion canada has always been a bunch of cucks, even in the old days

Try to come collect, cuck.

>Canada was an afterthought, just like it pretty much always has been and always will be.

Don't be mean. The War of 1812 is everything to Canadians. There's no harm in letting him think that Canada was the reason for the war.

But you didn't win, we literally trippled our forces and ran you fags back to Quebec in a year.

>Capital city razed to the ground
>not an invasion

I think he's replying to the Canadian. Obviously the Brits invaded the US, there were half a dozen battles fought on US soil.

Friendly reminder that we won.

Oh, I wonder who won the war. Oh right, it was
tHE U.S HAHAHAAHAHA YOU BRITKEKS COULDN'T EVEN WIN A WAR AGAINST A REBEL STATE HAHAHAHA NOW WE'RE THE #1 GREATEST POWER IN HISTORY GET FUCKING C U C K E D BRITTANIA!

>declare war
>get BTFO
>get invaded
>get whitehouse BTFO
>what is status quo ante bellum?
>"muh victory"

*sips kossu*

>Finnish education

The brainwashing that goes on in the US is astonishing. I really don't understand how you think you're free.

go back to bed, muhammed

>THIS much mental gymnastics

yeah keep believing it bud and im sure thats just a fart brewing in your pants too, let 'er rip, whats the worst that can happen

Remember who kicked your ass, the saved your ass.

>UK
>Freedom of choice

Pick one

Then*

More like sucks tree branch.

Notice how upset they get? They've done quite a job on them I can tell you that much.

>can't even into google
>what is wikipedia?

You started a war, were BTFO and managed to tie the situation even though Britain was more preoccupied with the Napoleonic wars and you've got the nerve to say that you "won"?

*eats mämmi, masturbates furiously for the pic related*

Nice one

>Pick one

Oooh, nice game! :^)

>Finnish education

This. The War of 1812 wasn't a win by any stretch of the imagination. The US definitely came out of the war better off than when it had started, but that's more a case of our country getting absurdly lucky (as usual) than any real military victory (except for New Orleans, which actually was a massive victory with huge long-term implications).

Trying doing that today. I dare you.

You only had the courage to try ut while napoleon was rampaging through Europe and yet you still got btfo. If it weren't for the French we would have taken you over.

*masturbation intensifies*

>Being criticized by the most cucked nation in Western Europe

You have no room to talk Achmed

>fins get their education from google
Well that explains a lot

Wow, this is only the 302 time I've seen this thread posted on this board by a limey or a leaf, you're so edgy

and yet every time it fills up with raging assblasted sharts who cant contain themselves and have to spit their donut bits all over the screen

>burgers are literally shaking right now

Oooh, look who's talking! It's Mr. 62% White :^)

lmao #rekt

kek

>i would make smores
>but i'm not a fucking savage

>If it weren't for the French we would have taken you over.

Why do the French have to ruin literally everything

>canada
>1812
pick one

This. It gets funnier when a leaf posts it though.

Upper and lower Canada.

but only the leaf supporters are spazzing out
see

>american

Hard to say if an attempt at sarcasm or just plain stupid.

*throws the water to the stones in sauna, which is kinda hard to say because there's no verb for it in English*

>your
Either learn to speak English, or go back to China, cunt.