HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>American interpretation of "hygiene" is mutilating part of your body so you don't have to wash it

LMAO, HOLD ON A SEC LET ME PULL OUT ALL OF MY TEETH I DON'T HAVE TO BRUSH THEM ANYMORE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Don't laugh pls. The ones who are happy with their jew cock just get more prideful about it, and the ones who are regretful are made sad.

che popolazione di merda, literally

It just baffles me that 80% of all white males in the US are cut. Did you know that 10 kids die every year due to infection and over 2000 are scarred for life?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>that's right goy, your wife's son will feel like an outcast in his high school locker room if you don't let mr. Blumbergstein cut part of his dick
>and that will prevent natural lubrication, it's healthy and it means he'll need lotion to wank once he is old enough
>who cares about these insignificant expanses, it's for his health too!
>good goy

Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand

I think the number is closer to 60% I thought, but I might have been wrong on that fact. I know my children won't be

>LET ME PULL OUT ALL OF MY TEETH I DON'T HAVE TO BRUSH THEM ANYMORE

That's actually a good idea though, titanium implants are clearly superior to natural teeth and will last forever.

Every woman Ive been with has been thankful I'm cut.

Have fun with your weird dog penises though, whatever

>, titanium implants are clearly superior to natural teeth and will last forever.

But you could never afford those because your health insurance system is as mutilated as your dicks :^)

Enjoy not looking like a porn star, females brain are already programed to only react to circumcised dicks.

Says the guy whose sister is getting force fucked by Ali and Jamal in the clubs every weekend

>his mistress is happy he's cut

Literally femdom lmao

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>tfw clean cut dick
>tfw sensitive smooth glans
My glans dekeratinized in 1 month. I have the best of both worlds. Women love my dick. And it is super sensitive

Does any nation cover titanium implants? I thought they were a luxury item pretty much everywhere. I think they just give you regular dentures if you're going off of a state health system.

If you have an anteater the best way to not get a smelly dick is to keep your foreskin back all day. Then wear a manhood to cover the glans

So my sister is getting laid while you're stuck on Sup Forums forever.

Advantage: my sister

Triggered? :^)

Shitposting threads like these are what make Sup Forums vibrant and bring us together. Like stretching our bantz muscles.

I think most private insurers cover them in Germany.

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>He is okay with sand niggers plowing his sister

God damn Germany, I knew you were cucked, but I at least thought you wouldn't be so happy about it

>women love my dick
>says the kissless virgin as he types on an anime convention forum

You should get them then, I would if I didn't have to pay for them.

I'm cut, I wish I wasn't, I won't cut my sons if I have any.

My thoughts? Eh.

let me just circumcise my whole body so i dont sweat anymore

Your reading comprehension is abysmal :^)
I would if the need ever arose, but I literally still have all of my teeth. A feeling that a Brit will never know, but I know you Burgers take care of your teeth as well :)

>be happy with your normal non-mutilated genitals
Alright then

try harder man

Only in shekeltown and america women actually care about mutilated cocks. Your time is over Goldstein

Its not my fault you have a cheezy dick.

Don't forget to cut off your toes so you don't get dirt between them

>Don't forget to cut off your toes so you don't get dirt between them

But only if this will earn you the approval of women, then it's totally ok

sour grapes

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Manitoba is weird

Say one more anti-semetic thing and I'll appoint jamal as your PM.

Uncut here. one of the lucky ones.

sorry cut peeps. people are stupid. life is cruel. don't do it to your kid.

kill this stupid tradition

Some of us didn't get a choice OP. All we can do is not do it to our next generation. It has been decreasing the last few decades.

what can you do to sweden that they haven't already done to themselves.

I'm so happy for you!

Most cutfags are so desensitized they literally cannot cum from a mere bj. Let that sink in.

>implying i can't cut off my foreskin
>implying I ever would
>implying you ever would

i don't get why anyone still does this. Why don't you cut off the tip of your nose as well guys?

This is pretty much the only argument you cones have the courage to muster up. What if I told you that vaginas produce way more smegma than normal penis glans, hell why don't we just cut up every vagina we come across?

those poor souls

I had a based German doc didn't believe in it thankfully mom listened

Your ID almost spells Lady Gaga

I am so happy is back to its old self.

I can also last like, an hour in bed if I want to though. I probably wouldn't have such a reputation for being a beast in the sack if I were uncut, it basically gave me fucking superpowers.

>tfw uncut American
>tfw every girl who's ever seen it hasn't given a fuck

Feels good man.

>Taking pride in giving a piece of your dick to Dr. Goldstein

Get it to create and join the IEU, Islamic European Union.

You can't root metal into your gums, it won't stay in place and will just fall out.

Thanks for your decision to prevent it happening to your kids too, I mean it
Anything to please your mistress, eh?

Most women won't even tell you when there's something wrong with your dick. We don't want to get murdered.

thank you slightly autistic german poster, your contribution to the thread has been noted.

im uncut and can't finish in under 40 min for my life. I have naturally low sensetivity, but atleast its not because some cunt hacked my foreskins tip off.

>Like stretching
Too bad americans can't do that

I dont have to worry about getting rejected from a bj because my dick is cut and clean. Anteaters always have to worry about is their dick is clean or not

Tfw got phimosis and my foreskin closed over my shaft so now I have to get it cut off or risk damaging my urethra.

kill every kike on earth
bulldoze every synagogue
leave no trace

>when you have phimosis and it hurts to pull skin back while erect and should get a partial circumcision

Thats because thats all they're used to, just like they find cutfags weird here.

>You can't root metal into your gums, it won't stay in place and will just fall out.

They aren't drilled in the gums, they are drilled into your jaws. Titanium actually connects seamlessly with bone tissue

this

literally no babe has ever been like "UGH NO SEX WITH THAT", that is a cutcuck fantasy

No, look into it, if your doctor tells you full circumcision is the only way, find another doctor.

Look up "dorsal cut" and cortisone treatment as an alternative to full cicrumcision

You would still have to brush to keep your gums healthy retard.

Last time someone "tried" to do it, we destroyed his entire continent.
Don't push us too far goy.

Yeah? Did an uncut friend say that or are you making shit up?

Tried both of those and neither of them worked, I also tried steroid cream. Literally circumcision is the only solution.

It's only a matter of showering everyday and everything is fine

Go put the fires out kike

Sheiiiiiiit, I'm so sorry, user

>we don't want to get murdered
>pretending to be female on a cutfag thread

Never gets old lmao.

I don't really care, I've sent and then received nudes, I think if they were that bothered they wouldn't do that. But whatever helps you sleep at night knowing you'll always be incomplete.

And in theory if it ever did get in the way. I'd just get circumcised. Because I actually get to choose lol.

it's ok bro virgins don't ever have to worry about BJ's

and dicks never get dirty because millions of years of evolution keeps our dicks nice and fresh

enjoy your mutilated pecker btw

My nurse was spooked so i still have most of my foreskin

>Cutting off parts of your body to make women happy.

Literally nu-male tier.

Mutilated user here. It's depressing knowing I'll only ever be 99% of a man.

you don't even have to shower to keep your dick clean

our foreskins are designed to keep sweat and grime off our mushrooms while maintaining the sensory glans for maximum sexual pleasure

these kikes are just lashing out cause their pedophile rabbis mutilated them as babies

XD

i had that and got a full circumcision and have been regretting it ever since. now i can only finish when i'm really horny. lost at least 40% of feeling.

Sorry to hear that, bro

>cutfag roleplaying
lul

>2000 are scarred for life
every last one of us that was jew'd has an ugly scarred dick

I'm pretty sure just drinking soda keeps your gums clean. Soda's bad for your retarded natural teeth though so it gets a bad rap. With titanium teeth you'd be good. Fuck regular teeth, it's one of the least well formed structures in the body. I'm pretty sure there isn't a god on the basis of how shitty and fragile teeth are alone.

For girls "getting laid" isn't something to be proud of, because it's super easy.