Why aren't there any good mainstream conservative comedians?

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Because the lefties consider "subversive, edgy comedy" as vaginas, atheism, and bashing the right wing. They can't let the good right wing comics in to be politically incorrect and destroy them, so we just get the mid-rate.

Is that article supposed to be a joke?

Watching librals try to destroy the west isnt funny

liberals are lucky
they get a monopoly on both comedy and mental illness

Because the truth hurts

Of course humor has a leftist bias, you can't rebel against an inferior dying ideology.

It's Huffington Post, so probably

Liberalism is fine in comedy, the problem is modern liberalism is drenched in political-correctness

John Cleese puts it best @ 0:50

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You could almost say we don't all find the same things funny.
Or is that too weird of a concept, for someone to think differently

>mainstream
>good

pick one.

There are good conservative comedians, the jews just try to destroy them.
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>Why aren't there any good mainstream conservative comedians?

There are, they are called pundits. All the have to do is make fun of all the retarded leftist shit in the world.

>make jokes about conservatives
>everybody laughs

>make joke about liberals
>youre every kind of -ist or -phobic because the fuckers are too damn thin skinned

>be left wing comedian
>express confusion at the actions/opinions of a person who disagrees with you and your audience
>said audience agrees with everything you say because everything you say is designed to be agreeable to them
>imply racist and confirm the current year of our lord
>audience explodes

Humor is irreverent, not standing for a cause or preaching.
People are learning that after all their comedians became Leftist shill preachers.
People with legitimate causes have something they hold sacred.
Also, (((entertainment))) is near exclusively Left, at least in the open if you like your job.
Anti-SJW comedy saturates the Internet, but that isn't really promoting a specific cause.
Comedy is closer to anarchy than any authority.

I think if Comedy Central wouldn't have been so cucked, Nick Dipaolo would have gotten his own show for a while. I used to watch him on Tough Crowd before it got canceled (Sad!) and watching him and Patrice go back and forth was always great. That would have pushed him over in the mainstream.

But they were never in the market for that sort of thing. Leftist comedians and mainstream comedy have been in damage control for years. Which is great, because more smaller clubs are getting fresh faces in.

In America, just doing stand-up isn't always an option. Even though Stand-up is deeply American, its not like other places and you really need to have a calculated, abrasive personality to """make it""" as a comedian. Most conservative people just aren't like that, though they may have great comedic potential.

The newer guys who are right wing tend to be disillusioned up-and comers. They are making a name for themselves by putting a lot of effort into their style. MDE is a great example of this, though there are others that have less edgy and more locally-based ambitions at the moment. Honetly these types of comedians are the only really interesting ones out right now, in terms of up and comers.

Theres nothing funny about getting down to business and harnessing the power of the future.

Liberals just have little funny haha hehe times where they have little pow wows about utopian pipe dreams where everyone lives under this equal but shit society where no one gets offended but life basically consists of astronomical rates of violent crime and draconian government.

These guys are the losers of society but since we take care of our losers, its hard to make fun of poor man.

I just dont get it.

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What happens when a progressive comedian meets a politically incorrect comedian.

There are. Liberals don't think their funny because they can't handle their ideology being mocked.

More giggles in a 20 minute perusal of Sup Forums than 6-months of 'Comedy' Central.

The situation in comedy is basically the same as in media/acedemia. Once liberal jews got all the power, they closed the doors to those who would dissent.

It makes for sloppy education and flabby journalism,.. And it makes for very dull humour. You can no longer chuckle at power, because it's too jewish.

Because Tories dont get our political insight from a 5 minute John Oliver 'comedy' videoclip.

There's no mainstream outlets for right of center comedy.

Sup Forums's success with centrist and right wing memes show there's a market for it, but it'd never get through to the mainstream because of gatekeepers.

It's also clear that the SJW left is increasingly scared of being made fun of, to the point of hounding average lefty cucks like Seinfeld and Louis CK.

They're making milquetoast comedians protest their thin skin. That's pretty amazing.

Of course they have some success too. People like Louis CK have bent to their whims and adjusted his comedy accordingly.

Remember Jeff Dunham by the way? Not that he's a great comedian, but did you notice that he got a huge success even in lefty circles, but that the narrative changed?
Suddenly he was a transgressor and even though he did the same bits, they pushed him rightwards until he was a racist xenophobe hate comedian.

You can't do good comedy without a door to kick down or values to offend.

there's us
our superior humor won trump the presidency

this
the left is about controlling the social narrative
they dont ALLOW right wing comedy

It's a little bit funny.

Because nobody hires them. Every major conservative in Hollywood are from the 80s and have either been out of work for years or gets a few sparse roles at best. The left bullies anyone who doesn't share their ideologue, there's alot of current actors and comedians alike who used to be conservative but at threat of losing everything sold out their morality.

The left leaning bias in the media is absurd, especially within the past decade where even moderate views are portrayed as radically far right. Truth of the matter is, there's a plethora of talent outside Hollywood waiting on the b-list so to speak and as soon as a celebrity falls out of the leftist spectrum they're immediately discredited and replaced.

Also, Rachel Maddow... Lol.

Rightwingers are definitively more funny. The jokes about Pence zapping gay people are downright electrifying.

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Here's the truth:

Conservatism is grounded in reality: dry, fact-based reality.

Humour, however, is not. George Carlin himself said that you could make a joke about absolutely anything, but that one aspect of it must be out of proportion or exaggerated.

That's why liberal humour, which comes off as surprisingly poignant and funny, requires one aspect of the premise to be out of whack.

For conservatives to be funny, they have to rely on a false or exaggerated premise, which most are reluctant to do.

Right wing humor is stuff that's not acceptable to say in public. Mainstream comedy is shit tier.

The only way to do a "Conservative" joke would either involve being a joke about something in the Bible or end up getting their shows cancelled.

Pretty funny... I remember years ago when Anthony Cumia and Patrice O neal were on O&A.

Best fucking radio show BECAUSE of the casual racism between both of them. Liberal """""humor""""" is thoughtless, boring and funded by (((Hollywood))).

>george bush right?
>*gets laughs*

This was a perfect example of one of my points, and I'm glad it was MDE who could prove it.

Even in the smaller clubs, the more left wing/modernist comedians are so complacent. There's no humor to them anymore. Out of 1,000 of these people, you may get a Russell Brand type who is brash and thick skinned, but they are rare. And its usually those strange, abrasive people that the networks invest in. They just have to be the right kind of strange and abrasive to get a shot.

I've got respect for AS for giving people like Sam and the boys a shot. They usually wouldn't be the type that get a shot. Eric Andre was even lucky, with his style that isn't direct shilling. I think he's great btw.

Because libshits can't take a joke without getting offended.

>Why aren't there any good mainstream conservative comedians?

Because, when there have been, liberals get all bent out of shape and try to fuck their careers up permanently for not sucking leftist cock.

They love it when you make fun of muh rednecks, but try telling nigger jokes as a white man on stage and see how far you go.

Left-wing humour
>heh Jeremy Clarkson, you gonna punch me?
>Thatcher was as clever as she looked good ain't she
>muh vagina

Right-wing humour
>look at lefties


Now, the mainstream is composed of lefties, both in the media and increasingly its consumption.

However many good conservative comedians there are, they don't get the level of exposure that action-transvestite Eddie Izzard gets and exposure = income.

There are a ton of them it's just that their careers don't depend upon preaching to a like-minded crowd so you don't typically associate them with conservatism. Norm MacDonald is one such comedian and he's one of the funniest people alive.

>Why aren't there any good comedians?

There aren't any funny comedians at all.

They're telling the the same jokes over and over.

currently the best comedian in hue television is a conservative that btfo commies on a daily basis

Norm is funny

The alt-right, however, is not afraid to do that.

Because they aren't funny

Trump would like to have a word with you.

>mainstream conservative comedians

Tim Allen, Jon Voight, Brian Regan, Dennis Miller

Pretty sure all of them could be considered mainstream.

Comedy died around 2011 or so.

BUT WHAT HAVE HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US?

Comedy started dying at 9/11 then by 2011, yes fully died.