ISIS COOKING SHOW

youtube.com/watch?v=AjxcxPen0ZM

1. How to kill infidels
2. How to make bombs
3. A dude gets gets BOMBED

Gore + three letter agency honeypot, watch at your own discretion. Webms incoming.

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1st for being on the list

I was on a low level list for being on Sup Forums, I think this video put me up a few notches.

SHIIIIIT

Hello, I'm totally not the FBI, but would you mind sending me your address?

This video should be spread on social media.

Radical muslims will already have seen it or will see it eventually, but normies will be kept in the dark.

They need to realise what's going on before it's too fucking late.

FBI here, dont forget to like the video

That was quick. Nice.

takbir brothers

allah willing, have you set upon your path to making bombs?

>honeypot
>a fucking youtube video
pick one

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> Radical muslims

Silly ISIS, he's no longer the prime minister.

Quit being a fucking racist, bigot. This video is showing Islamic culture and everyone has the right to express their diverse culture. If you don't like watching videos on Islamic culture, then you're a fucking racist!

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Anyone who doesn't like this is a fucking Islamiphobic bigot!

Credit for pics to US user form previous thread

Can someone make .webms with the messages to France but censoreds, please i want to share it on twitter and social media.

I want to save my ountry my president it's right now starting to accept refugees.

What's the worst that could happen to me if I watched like 5 mins of this?

LOL!

is that fucking Matthew Mconahay?

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I downloaded the video too. I figured there's some useful knife skills and if the terrorists are learning it I should know it too.

But yeah not happy about whatever list that puts me on

yeah

yes

it's that "kiler joe" movie

Nothing you faggot, you are already on ALL lists in the US for being on Sup Forums

v&

>tfw watching this over my grammas house on here computer while she sleeps in the next room

nothing you dweeb

Lmfao! That sand nigger got rekt.

Anthony Bourdain: Black Friday special starring guest Akkyd Sayef Ramsey

Nah, I'm a clumsy fucker like Tim the Tool Man Taylor. I'd end up blowing off my hands and then having to explain to the feds why my an apartment blew up. What nigga is cooking up there is -extremely- unstable and there is no margin of error at all.

THROW THE MUSLIMS IN THE SEA

THROW THE MUSLIMS IN THE SEA

THROW THE MUSLIMS IN THE SEA

THROW THE MUSLIMS IN THE SEA

THROW THE MUSLIMS IN THE SEA

>a terrorist has a better kitchen than you
REEEEEEEE

>no margin of error
>was spilling that powder everywhere

Oh my god, JC a bomb!

Pro-tip: the easiest way to have yourself removed from a list is by saying 'Islam is peaceful, death to the infidels'

fukken lol

what was the point?

don't worry guys i downvoted it

Notice he looks reallllly concerned at that part?

what do you think?

your grandma is getting arrested i'm afraid

Checked

Looks like it's going to be a die-hard Christmas this year. This should be interesting to watch.

Given near 100000 must of watched it by now nothing. However, given the cooking section sharing it around might be a bad idea.

Anyone else find the music in this video really catchy?

HowToJihad

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Fucking brutal

>All this talk about getting on a watch list for viewing explosives tutorials
Meanwhile, at Cody's Lab...
youtube.com/watch?v=GMmYPAS9xB0

>right wing videos get taken down immediately
>isis video gets featured on the frontpage
bravo jewtube

they have magazines and everything

OK so is this a real ISIS video where the "cook" is just incompetent, or a false flag honey pot to get terrorists to blow themselves up?

I'm operating under too many layers of irony right now

isis videos are right wing videos

it feels like a parody

>limp-wrested jihadi can't stab properly, has to do it three times until he cut open dude's neck
Must've hurt like heck.

Does anyone have a webm of some marked map that was in the video that people are talking about? Waa India marked?

There's a difference between watching chemistry videos and ISIS ones

To any law enforcement agencies, I declare that any suspicious videos linked to my IP were viewed accidentally and with no further intentions.

I also declare complete disclosure of any purchase of chemical materials made within the span of 2 years ONLY with the permission of my lawyer.

>this thread

ISIS are hardly fucking special forces.

SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON xDDDDD

(((ISIS)))

Both

these muslims are subhuman

ok, i mean nazi and racist videos get taken down, but not peaceful islamic ones

Give me one good reason why the Middle East shouldn't be hiroshima'd

and subscribe?

Makes you wonder how many hosts they had to replace during the filming.

it obviously is a isis sympathisers honeypot, not for us you dumbfuck

there are still some monuments left i guess

i dont condone any of the activities mentioned on this board and everything here is an artistic work of fiction as far as I know

AND REMEMBER, SAFETY IS NUMBAH WAN PRIARITY

I puked a bit after seeing that but now Im worried that there are other really memeable videos they have made that would be great for fresh content.

I want to go watch all the videos but at the same time I couldnt find them and I rather not be on the no fly list

You'll see a man die.

Rather be on a list with a three letter agency than the list of casualties in an attack.

Islam is a religion of peace, this video is a video of peace.
All suspicious activity is forgiven.

They actually gutted that guy, holy shit

>over 350 likes
Hopefully they will be caught right?

JANITORS KEEP DELETING THE THREADS
DISLIKE AND REPORT THE VIDEO.

I'm scared

ISIS is destroying them.

>mfw a fbi employee has to sit infront of a computer for hours reading Sup Forums comments now

hello fbi agent!

There are not muslim dumbfuck

youtube.com/watch?v=_nzKZYCIEIY

youtube.com/watch?v=t7rAsCp2QSg&feature=youtu.be

Fresh OC's

not really. why are you all paranoid? this is far too dangerous for some retard to start doing it at home. there's a reason why a lot of these bomb makers are missing fingers, hands and arms. now if you see some brown fuck at the store buying these materials you can call law enforcement. you now know how to identify a threat in your community

I thought this was fake, it's real as fuck and on youtube wth

fuck it, I was already a terror suspect once (not LARPing, really was interrogated by the FBI)

man up faggot

Lets hope so

i dont condone any of the activities mentioned on this board and everything here is an artistic work of fiction as far as I know

Damn havent seen a good video of them from long time.

Imo knife tricks are cool, bomb was epic.

But then tutorial was a bit too short I wonder how many people will try this and fail..

that's why i said "left"
once they're gone we might as well just bomb it all

whatever just nuke them

>french flag

this shit writes itself

I refuse to believe a functional bomb how-to is on youtube.

Ci li siounisses!

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fuck me its actually real

> talks french