What country is the "japan" of europe & why

what country is the "japan" of europe & why

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England. Island, early adopter of industrialization in the neighborhood, naval empire.

o-ok but answer my question

Finland.

fine

I would have to say it is Finland

Japan has to be the weirdest country in all of Asia. Their culture is so strange, and I think Finland comes pretty close to Japan on the weirdness scale in my opinion at least.

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Don't forget they both have fucked up teeth and that inbred islander look.

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Germany is the Japan of Europe.

>other European countries hate Germany because they're jealous (the way Koreans and Chinese hate Japan)

>Germany rapidly became the strongest country in Europe (similar to post-Meiji Japan in Asia)

>Germany has a unique and very strong work/social ethic that other European countries lack (Japan is a clean country while Chinese people shit in the street)

>Germany doesn't have too many foreigners compared to the UK, France, etc. (like how Japan is mostly homogeneous)

Finland isn't weird, in terms of traditional culture it's all the same shit as northern Russia but more tame. t. knower

There is no Japan of Europe anyway, Europe is more diverse than East Asia.

Britain and Japan have so much in common it's weird.

The only difference is that the tinier, shittier version of Britain is an island right next to Britain while the tinier, shittier version of Japan is on the mainland.

I'll say Finland too. Japanese tourists have said that Finland feels much like Japan to them. We have same politeness(unless drunk) than them and we respect other people(unless drunk). We have lots of hikikomori, weeaboos and other mentally ill people.

We are also racists just like japanese. Suicides are also common. I often want to rip my belly open with katana but then I remember that summer is only 6 months away.

Japan is the (pre-cuck) Germany of Asia

Hard working, strict sense of discipline, precise and very hierarchical. They like trains and punctuality and they're at least somewhat autistic

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Its more diverse because your dumb cunt of a chancellor fucked it all up, Heinz

If you would have ever been to actually clean and rich countries like Norway, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Denmark or Island, you would know that Germany is literally a 2nd world shithole compared to those countries in terms of work ethics, wealth, quality of life and cleanliness.

That's why highly qualified Germans immigrate out of their shithole of a country like cockroaches.

Lol not even close

Germany is cuck central

Japan is staunchly anti cuck

Japan lets in almost no immigrants
Germany has an open door policy towards Africans and Arabs

1) britain. island nation of inbred folk who had a great navy once.

2) or germany, a former fascist nation with a alarmingly sexually deviant population who have since WWII developed their country into an economic powerhouse.

I wouldn't really consider Switzerland, Liechtenstein and Denmark different from Germany. Norway yes but you guys are perverted Germans.

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>European countries hate Germany because they're jealous (the way Koreans and Chinese hate Japan)

wow you are ignorant

koreans hate the japs because the japs kept trying to invade them

china hate japs because the japs kept trying to invade them

Historically Japan is literally the insecure little brother that can't stop chimping out. If China really gave a shit about Japan and thought they were a real threat they would have stomped it out of existence instead of keeping them around as a vassal state back in the old days.

>If China really gave a shit about Japan and thought they were a real threa

The mongols tried to invade Japan after they conquered China, but they got killed in a tornado.

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Finland for sure

>Finland.
FINLAND MENTIONED.
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We are not talking about ethnicitiy, we are talking about countries/nations. As a nation, germany is absolute shit tier compared to the ones I mentioned, even if your point on ethnics might be true to some extent.

Finland, not even close
They have the same weird habits you will never understand unless you grow up with it
If we are talking recent history, Italy or Germany
They are old, lost a war and flourished afterwards

I mean unironically more diverse. Reminder that Spain, France, Italy and England all exist next to each other in an area much smaller than that of the US, not to mention all the other countries up to Russia.

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No Country can compete with Glorious Japan!

Israel

you keep telling yourself that leafy

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Finland

yes very nice

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Luxembourg probably
>Tiny as shit
>involved in all world wars
>"Luxembourg's stable and high-income market economy features moderate growth, low inflation, and a high level of innovation.[39] Unemployment is traditionally low, although it had risen to 6.1% by May 2012, due largely to the effect of the 2008 global financial crisis.[40] Consequently, Luxembourg's economy was forecast to have negligible growth in 2012.[41] In 2011, according to the IMF, Luxembourg was the second richest country in the world, with a per capita GDP on a purchasing-power parity (PPP) basis of $80,119.[42] Luxembourg is ranked 13th in the Heritage Foundation's Index of Economic Freedom,[43] 26th in the United Nations Human Development Index, and 4th in the Economist Intelligence Unit's quality of life index.[44]"

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A Japanese professor I know has told me quite often that Italian culture is the closest to the Japanese one in his opinion

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england

>island
>drive on wrong side of road
>love tea
>native food is shit so they eat curry all the time
>used to have a big navy
>bad teeth

how...
>Italian culture
>implying Italy is a united entity

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Those are literally the same reasons everyone hates Germany.

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japan is germany without immigration, war guilt and jewish intervention

>other European countries hate Germany because they're jealous (the way Koreans and Chinese hate Japan)
b8
>Germany rapidly became the strongest country in Europe (similar to post-Meiji Japan in Asia)
Similar to France in the medieval period or Britain in the 18th centuary? You're fucking retarded mate and btw Japan is getting worse by the day.
>Germany has a unique and very strong work/social ethic that other European countries lack
unless you're talking about southern countries then b8
>Germany doesn't have too many foreigners compared to the UK
They have more muslims than us,way more refugees and it's a lot easier to emigrate to Germany.

Maybe Italians have a love of order and a great civic feeling that I missed, but aren't Italians pretty lazy and unproductive, and don't they kiss each other all the time?

>Germany doesn't have too many foreigners compared to the UK, France, etc.

This is where your argument falls down.

They assimilate immigrants better however. Unlike the trainwreck that is France.

Europe is not like he US, multiculturalism is really its death poison.

>They have the same weird habits you will never understand unless you grow up with it

Explain.

>what country is the "japan" of europe & why

Japan is a mix of GB and Germany

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>I like a woman with a little bit of tummy chub on her
this so much

>1 million shitty shitskin Muslims between 2015-16
>Assimilating
>Ever

>high test men are conservative
>high test men like women who can actually breed

it's not rocket science

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Germoney, I guess

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makes perfect sense to me

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a....and who is Korea of Europe?

>skimpy skirts
>beautiful women

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>Murifat attracted to literal beings of fat
Pottery

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So, Finland.

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>thought they were a real threat
>Implying Japan wouldn't have conquered the entire asia in WW2 if not for USA and Russia
None of the countries in Asia had any chance of winning against Japan in WW2, the only ones who stood a chance in the entire world were USA, Russia and Germany.

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I was going to say Germany because they were both greatly infantilized and emasculated after WW2, plus they're both famous for high quality car manufacturing.

>infantilized
What

Switzerland.

switzerland
obvious reasons

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there's a similarity in how local mafia goes hand in hand with politics.
for a time (part of) the country both political and spiritual leader was one man: the pope, maybe making him a figure similar to japan's emperor (the pope is still sort of a political authority in italy, because of the power the catholic church has).
and again, we both had a long and tumultuous middle age, then we both went full nationalism at the same time.

just a bunch of thoughts, i don't know how correct they may be (aside from the mafia bit).

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when it comes to wealth, history and traditions it would be either sweden and norway, when it comes weird shit and nationalism, Poland i gues

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it was unreal.

If she had a bigger ass she would have been too much woman for me to handle

Poland.

Safe, ethnically homogenous and culturally conservative.

My first thought was Finland.

Someone else mentioned Switzerland. That's also possible.

They have to be
1. Weird
2. Successful
3. Uncucked.

poland is too much of an economic shithole to compare to japan

the correct answer is norway

>ex

Sounds like she was.

we do have a great civic feeling, the problem is that it's not national, it's municipal. Every town hate its neighbours.
It's exactly like japan before the god-emperor unified it. If we'd be an island, without constant meddling from france and germany, we'd have reached unity under the Borgia Pope and we'd be japan nao.

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I have some regrets.

Norway is too cucked. Japan would never take mudskins who start raping their daughters.

Germany very similar to japan

I have to agree with my fellow happy meal here