Help Wanted: Join NSA

Listen up NEETist goy, if you keep it up being Deplorable Basement Dwelling Virgins wasting your pathetic post-employment lives on image board "chan" cults, daily 24/7 immersing yourselves in MEMES and NIHILISM and FAKE NEWS, brainwashing yourself to adopt racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia and otherkinphobia, pre-radicalizing yourself to be recruited by FBI Pizza informants to transition from White Nationalism into Nazism finally to escaping to Wilayat Aleppo, Michigan where you will join ISIS, pledge allegiance the Caliph Ibrahim Abu Bakr Baghdadi and then fight with the Mujahid against the Apostates, the Kufar and the Rafidi.

Then guys like me will be responsible for calling in drone strikes on your coordinates, ordering your family's and everyone you ever knew to be placed under total surveillance for life if they weren't already and likely I'll even have to order Seal Team 6 Death Squads to murder them and disappear their bodies.

One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. My colleagues believe that I am wasting my time with you but I believe that you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation.

The NSA is hiring, apply here:

nsa.gov/psp/applyonline/EMPLOYEE/HRMS/c/HRS_HRAM.HRS_CE.GBL?Page=HRS_CE_JOB_DTL&Action=A&JobOpeningId=1049673&SiteId=%252527&PostingSeq=FREEASSANGE

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>NSA is packed with SJWs
You can't join the NSA unless you're a white nationalist.

Show us you fags aren't tools of Mossad and Saud and I might be interrested.

Holy kek that escalated quickly.
Does recruiting apply to foreigners anyway?

Am I gonna get v&?

If they were good, half the people in the government would have been disappeared already. Their job is to hide the truth. Comet ping pong shit WOULDN'T EXIST if they had been doing their job. If you do what bad guys do, you're a bad guy...

I know you people are beyond stupid, so I'm just going to tell you straight, there is a number you can touch with your mind. That number, is created again, OUTSIDE this room. It's the ONLY way to escape the black hole. If you bind yourself to that number while your alive, they/He saves you... Otherwise, you burn... forever.
It's just physics. I'll give you a hint, bad guys never leave. Any one who tells you otherwise, is a liar and a thief.

I absolutely would join but my piece of shit phone won't even load that site please contact me if you are serious

What is the number???

I second this answer pls

> Didn't check the URL

You are on a list now user-kun

That would be a plausable deniability clause to counter the hard truth of his first statment.
He probably works for an agency/branch.

Does the NSA get to look at child porn or is that just the FBI?

The intelligent people here can see through the shilled racism, hate, etc. honeypots for domestic terrorists, yeah.

You know what on the contrary these agencies like the NSA need people like us that can intuitively see through the bullshit and make constructive, positive change in society.

But then you quoted the matrix so I think your full of it, trolling the neets.

All NSA out there, feel free to give us a reasonable offer to better the world, and we may consider it

>Wilayat Aleppo, Michigan

Is that the future former Dearborn, Michigan?

I almost didn't spot that pasta from back in 1999

9/10, Mr Smith

On the off chance you aren't full of shit would it be difficult for a foreign citizen to make it in the NSA or am I better off joining GCHQ like I'm planning on doing anyway?

Seriously FREEASSANGE couldn't be more fucking obvious.

There's so much low quality bait on this board lately.

What's the pay?

Fag id!!

Fuck your I'd to

fag check your id

This

Come here goy, help the Saudis, Mossad and freemason globalists take over with some good intel

lol you actually entered it?
What did it show up? I saw the free assange thing

fag confirmed

He is with us now

you vague vagina quit wiht your bullshit and speak clearly.

Fick it I'll play your stupid little game

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9000 punk

KGB does better job
Of course it doesn't exist anymore...No need to investigate it.

Lord KEK I PRAY for Justice tonight

Can I just say that all posts I have made on Sup Forums in the past have been satirical in nature and I do not condone violence or racism towards any groups of people, one of my friends is actually a minority btw.

Man I just need a fucking job I can do whatever. I'm white fucking child supports got me buried in debt

No thanks. Just call in the drone strike already, this is getting ridiculous.

I actually would join the NSA, but my only relevant bona fides are my skillset and intelligence -- I've never even had a government ID. Also, I'm a straight, white, able-bodied male, so my application would automatically go to the back of the list.

I also have no interest in contributing to anything that violates the rights of American citizens.

give credit where credit is due

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But I gotta get paid

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