How was your Thanksgiving, Sup Forums?

Mine could have been better


>Living with my parents because I can't have guns in the dorms at Uni
>Shitposting on /k/ until 7:00 AM because insomnia and shit
>Wake up 3 hours later
>Parents are yelling at each other
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up at 5:00 PM
>Big ass family of 40 rednecks in my home
>All of them are whooping about making America great again
>Get up and get dressed
>Put my M65 on because it's cold as fuck in my room
>Walk into dining room
>All the food has been eaten, so I settle for ham
>Eat in living room with my cousins
>My third cousin is there with her boyfriend
>Make eye contact, she looks away instantly
>She made me eat her out when I was 9
>I brought it up 10 months ago and I banged her hard
>She's preggo now, don't even know if it's mine
>Finish eating and go to dining room and talk about guns and politics
>Accidentally showed my power level, now some family members think I'm a Nazi
>Suddenly hear a scream
>Everyone runs to living room, third cousin is on the floor
>She's going to have the kiddo
>ohshitnigger.exe
>Whole caravan of rednecks hauls ass to E.R.
>9 hours later she has the kid
>He has blond hair and blue eyes
>Her boyfriend's a fucking spic
>Her hair is brown
>I'm German/Swedish
>mfw

What do I do, Sup Forums?

Fake and gay what fucking newborn comes out with hair?

You degenerate nigger go to a cop and yell "ooga booga i wansa kill sum cops massa"

Fuck you. MAGA

A lot of them, actually.

I came out with cotton white hair.

So did my mother.

Top zozzle

I wonder why someone would spend time typing out all this dumb shit

>cotton hair
Tyrone ?

Any ways, I'm pretty nervous guys.

She said she won't tell him but I don't trust that shit.

You sound like a LARPing faggot

>No more overnight stays at Aunt Paulas house
>No more "low kisses like adults do"

JUST
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S
T

No, I'm just a faggot.

a lot of them.

it's also common for them to come out covered in body hair...it falls off in a week over so.

Well how exactly did you reveal your power level?

Do you have any evidence to back this up?

Same here. Sometimes when WW2 comes up in convo I have to restrain myself when I start spouting how amazing Germany was and then I realize I'm supposed to hate them for no reason like everyone else because that's what my indoctrination told me to do in school.

My uncle mentioned Soros, I went full on Gestapo mode without even thinking about it.

Blamed the Jews, blamed the Commies too.

Everyone in my family knows that I'm a nationalist now.

Nothing that wouldn't reveal who my cousin is, reverse image searching y'know.

My uncle blew his brains out at the dinner table in front of all of us. He was a desperate drunk, trapped in debt, and begged everyone for money for a year and a half after his business broke down, and his wide left him. No one gave him anything, and no one cares about him. Then our grandmother thought that he could be "brought back into this family" by just inviting him to eat thanksgiving with us, as if this would solve his problems.

He just didn't want to say grace, and my mother, his sister, picked a fight with him on why he didn't do it. His last words were "what's there to be thankful for?" Before he pulled out a revolver and just jammed it in his mouth. I honestly wish I had a better place than Sup Forums to talk about this to, but even now my family is making this all about themselves being effects instead of how they abandoned this guy.

I'm pretty fucking spooked, desu.

But I can't help but feel excited that I have an Aryan son.

Goddammit, if only I had him with someone I loved.

That's fucked up.

I hope whatever god is out there has mercy on his soul.

And I hope things get better for you too, user.

>3rd cousin
who gives a fuck

It's cool user, I just made all that up because I wanted a (you) before I went to sleep. Thanks.

No problem, man.

Also, I voted Trump.


Faggot.