Daily reminder that Sup Forums is a Christian board and no amount of r/atheism invasions will ever change that.
Enjoy arguing with Gaytheists, enjoy watching them squabble and show they have the theological knowledge of a 12 year old. Enjoy them failing again and again. Enjoy this because you are better than them Sup Forums, and you always will be.
>Am atheist >Have redpilled catholic gf that hates googles and skittles and thinks her place is taking care of the home
Stay lonely Sup Forums
Gavin Thompson
Wait but if pol is a Christian board, why do so many of its denizens speak against those of Jewish decent?
Jonathan Edwards
>atheist >red pulled
Hahahha no. Even if you claim to be red pulled you're no different to some attention whore saying "I'm not like other girls XD I like video games"
Atheists vote in liberal policies far more than niggers create crime. If you believe that niggers are all criminals you have to, by virtue of cognitive realisation, agree that atheists are degenerates by the same logic.
Stay mad fedoras. Eventually you'll grow out of it.
Adam Rogers
Heathens! Leave this holy place, quick haste!
Jose Murphy
Made me think. Hitler was Christian then. I fucking love Hitler
Daniel Stewart
religion is the most bluepilled thing you can believe in
Y'know, all things atheist overwhelmingly vote for because 'feelings'
Atheists are all blue pulled cucks.
Landon Scott
The one Jewish conspiracy you can't refute is that the Jews killed Jesus.
Nicholas Hernandez
I'm Gay, but not faggot. Fuck you faggot
Ryan Ortiz
The original Christ-killers.
Hudson Morales
just because there are stupid atheists doesnt mean all atheists are stupid
John Bennett
>Sup Forums is a Christian board
Stop this fucking meme holy shit. I know you want to be the epitome of le hardcore right to be nonconformist relative to the rest of the Internet youth, but trying to claim that any part of Sup Forums is religious is just silly.
You might be Christian, that's absolutely fine, but no part of Sup Forums is holy and, in my opinion, claiming as such would be a disservice to your religion if not outright sacreligious.
Jayden Robinson
>just because some blacks rob doesn't mean all blacks are bad
See, atheists are all blue pilled cucks.
Sebastian Davis
Opposite of what I mean. All the hardcore conservative Christians I know think that the Jews are still the chosen and blessed people of God. They vehemently believe in the Israel state and Jewish occupation of the Holy Land.
Or are you going to turn around and say Hitler and all his Jewish cohorts set up a Holohoax so they could legitimize Israel and have other countries pay for it?
Juan Roberts
All black are bad though
Joseph Adams
Sup Forums is and always has been a Christian board.
Feel free to go to /lgbt/ if Christ's truth offends you.
Juan Young
>lel here are 5 fat white men wearing silly hats that only means that some faggot in the sky invented everything xD
Luke Evans
>pol is Christian board more like /lgbt/ is Christian board
Isaac Wright
Does atheism have to believe in or accept homosexuality, equal rights or female empowerment?
Grayson Myers
>All the hardcore conservative Christians
American christianity like everything american is pro jewish
Your nation love to gobble jewish balls
Evan Clark
>thinking god is a bearded old man in the sky
kek
Kayden Ortiz
yeah but thats what christians think
Jaxon Harris
Tip it
Kevin Wright
Have fun in hell, because going to Sup Forums is a 1-way ticket to the fire pit.
Blake Rogers
Flip it
Brayden Clark
They overwhelmingly push for it.
Let me ask you this, should you randomly trust a black guy with your wallet? Most of them are criminals, sure, but would you give this one the benefit of the doubt?
No? Well that's exactly how we feel about atheists.
Robert Peterson
Which is exactly why Catholics didn't want you to read the bible on your own. It's a work of fiction designed to make you both a better person, and help illustrate how life works. The instant you start thinking that Adam and Eve were real people, is the instant the book becomes useless to you.
William Cook
>what is imagery
Explaining something to an atheist is like explaining physics to a monkey.
Brandon Peterson
It really isn't.
Austin Parker
Sup Forums is an Ásatrú board
get the fuck out christcucks
Brayden Ross
Hell's a state of being, not a place you go to desu
Charles Morgan
>sky wizards
Aiden Robinson
More like Christians explaining something >monkey explaining something to nigger Atheists explaining something >intelligent person explaining something to monkeys
Jaxson Wilson
Distrust of the Jew's and Christianity go hand in hand user.
Angel Cooper
>Sup Forums worshiping faggots
That you again Varg? You testy because you're late for the orgy with all the other LARPing faggots?
Josiah Cook
>neocons >hardcore conservative
Logan Barnes
Derrrrrrrr >I don't understand that they're morals to live by You're the type of spastic to donate money to a cult
Grayson Reed
You know atheists dying out, right?
Cooper Cruz
Probably because mudslimes are breeding. Religion is valuable for a culture but applying it to your life is just cucked, there's no way about it.
Cooper Russell
Only your numbers make your strength. Otherwise you'd be chased down as any other retarded sect
Isaiah Morris
Still thinking this
Luis Fisher
The Bible isn't fiction at all, but it goes deeper since it's all allegory and metaphor's describing the immensely complex spiritual nature of our reality in simple stories and imagery, in a way that keeps normies in check even surface level.
Ian Russell
>morals to live by >you can get into heaven by converting on your deathbed also donating money to a cult is why religion is a billion dollar industry
Justin Phillips
>otherwise you'd be chased down
Like you'd be chasing anything down, tubby
William Garcia
I think that a good number of stories within the bible are fictitious, as I sincerely doubt the Arc of the Covenant was a real thing. However, that does not discount its purpose in 2 Samuel 6 where it tells you that there are some things that you touch at your peril, and that you can not expect your good intentions to save you when they come back to bite you. Beyond that, I am in complete agreement with you.
Colton Foster
proof for god pls, other than kek
Hunter Jenkins
sorry you arent getting any leaf the best argument these guys have is *tips fedora*
Nathaniel Wright
>hahaha le ebin crusades, deus bult :DDDDDDD
/r/TheDonald needs to fucking leave already. This shit is 100% unironically cringeworthy
Owen Martinez
Hurr durr le ebin meme :DDDDD
Oliver Hernandez
this place isnt christian you dumb retard, its almost godless
Easton Mitchell
What argument exactly are you looking for?
Isaiah Peterson
any argument
Wyatt Garcia
Before you salaciously respond with "Not an argument!" could you care to tell me what you want the argument to be about?
Jeremiah Cox
BTFO atheists on suicide watch
Jace Martinez
Which is a valid criticism of Catholicism.
Xavier Morris
maybe the topic at hand?
Tyler Walker
You can't just say "Debate me!"
Give us something to talk about, or something you want to know.
Jose Foster
even the best argument in favour of the existence of a god (let alone a christian Abrahamic god, lmao) doesn't offer proof. the most i'm willing to entertain is the concept of God in the infinite, aka the Tao, or the all that is. I can't picture a Christian god existing, lmao, Christcucks.
Liam Perez
proof for god
Cooper Reed
Ignoring the eye witness accounts of Christs divinity and the way it changed the world, what about the Miracle of the Sun and the Fatima revelations happened in the last century.
Jace Jenkins
If you ask for proof they will do one of two things: 1.) tip meme 2.) link to esoteric work of medieval or enlightenment philosophy aka desperate mental gymnastics
Lucas Bailey
If you look for proof of God then you're a fool beyond fools. What God would make something like man and earth, then spoil it all by revealing himself on a regular basis? Certainly not the Christian one, who already had Heaven and Hell to adorn His reality.
Brandon Anderson
Oy vey! Worship Jesus goy!
Isaac Wood
>virtue signaling on an anonymous anime board The Christian doctrine is as blue pilled as it gets. It's cuckoldry without the sexual aspects.
This is Kek's board now.
Lincoln Rivera
>eye witness accounts of christs divinity wow i just saw my cat fly! proof cats can fly. also changing the world isnt proof its actually true
Robert Harris
pls tell me you don't believe this shit
Luke Myers
>PROOF THAT IM RIGHT DOESNT EXIST >THAT MEANS IM RIGHT
Jordan Lopez
Well now that's something we can talk about. Are we talking about a bearded old man who live in the sky that wields super powers?
Part of the problem is that people like to assume that God is a being like you and me, and that's not exactly what we're trying to get at. God's a metaphor for all of existence. There is no bearded old man in the sky who loves you. The "love" that God afforded you was the ability to think about your own existence. Why is it exactly, that you can think, while a rock can not? Why is it that all the matter that comprises your being only just now started to be able question its existence, and not before? It's because you're lucky. That somehow, through a long process of causality, "you" were allowed to exist. God is the process, and his love is your luck.
Andrew Evans
You Christians despise me. Under National Socialism, all religions of Jewish origin would have been abolished. You are the ones who should GTFO this board. Your religion of racemixing that caused the spread of Islam and was a subset of Judaism is bluepill to the core.
>Kalam Cosmological Argument >Anthropic Principle >no evidence for multiverses >Miracles >Fulfilled predictions in the scriptures
>implying that nothing can explode Which violates the Laws of Conservation of Mass and Energy; Quantum physics cannot explain the creation of matter from nothing
>implying that sentient, complex life can evolve from algae/bacteria (or that life can come from a lack of life)
Let's face it; Atheism is so 2006. It's been kicked to the curb by everyone.
Atheists just can't get over the fact that they lost the culture war.
Let me take you under 18s back to the year of 2006: >atheism on the rise on the internet with their voices getting more heard everyday >atheist leaders like Dawkins, Harris, and Hitchens are respected voices in the community >r/atheism is one of the top boards on bleddit >corporate stores trying to push things like "Happy Holidays" and having "Holiday Trees"
Cut to today: >Dawkins, Harris, and Hitchen (may he RIP) viewed as complete psychos for their insane political/social views >r/atheism moved to the basement of bleddit because it was embarrassing euphoric garbage >things like "Reason Rally" draw less than a Hitler impersonator at a bar mitvah >atheist communities tear themselves apart over things like elevator gate (giving rise to New Atheism, and Atheism+, which are less successful than just regular Atheism) >constant rape and sexual assault allegations at atheist conventions (even atheist leaders like Lawrence Krauss are accused...by other atheist leaders) >"Happy Holidays" and "Holiday Trees" are a distant memory >liberal atheists in Britain crushed by Brexit
And quite frankly all this bad stuff wasn't even needed. All it would have took was one euphoric quote and a couple of fedora pictures. Christianity is still kicking 2000 years later, and atheism is at it knees because of a jpeg of a fat guy in a fedora. Sad
Colton Smith
>a bearded old man who lives in the sky that wields super powers? sounds like the christian god to me
Cameron Ross
I am a closet Christian because everyone in my life is Atheist. If they knew I'd be the target of much laughter and shame.
>"Why is there a bible in your car user?" Uh. Oh that? That's for when if I am pulled over by police I pretend I'm a christian and say "God bless you officer." Gets me out of many tickets. >Oh ahah that's pretty cool dude! Never thought of that! Right on! You scared me that you believed in some bullshit. Ahah..yeaaah. anyway
Leo Stewart
>being this Jewish
Nice Nose Schlomo. If a nation hasn't got Christ at its heart what good is it
Ryan Ramirez
>atheists believe God is a man who live in clouds
Literally becoming the fedora meme
Cooper Allen
Why are you not a deist Sup Forums?
Aaron Ramirez
>ignores the rest of the post
This is why we use the *tips fedora* meme against you.
Zachary Bell
I prefer Himmler's quote. Also Hitler was a big fan of pagan gods, such as Woden.
Gabriel Moore
Uneducated "atheists" usually react like this. Bewilderment and cultural superstition. You're thinking explicitly about things that cannot be proven or disproven. You expect evidence when a most proper and logical God would deny you exactly that? You expect an origin story for the universe that doesn't rely on faith? Mankind has neither. You will die long before your speculation could ever reveal the truth, and you are incapable of taking an action that does not lie in accordance with the system that Christians posit. If you still blindly grope for the truth with the scientific method, like a blind man navigating a mountain with a cane, you'll only ever be acted upon in your lives by more determined men.
except this entire thread is about christianity and the rest of his point wasnt about christianity
Xavier Kelly
We christians need to fight the scourge that is lgbt. Thy kingdom come thy will be done. Deus vult
Isaiah Ross
atheism has no core values other than lack of belief in a god
Anthony Morales
I'm here to stay, christcuck, and there is nothing you can do about it
Kayden Miller
There is more evidence of evolution than Jesus and his miracles
religions give people false hope and distract them from the reality
Gavin Williams
I'm the same guy friendo. I tried to explain that an old man who lives in the sky is a gross over-simplification created by normies and atheists, and gave a definition of god without using metaphor. It was entirely about Christianity.
Matthew Torres
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Brody Myers
>atheism has no core values
I agree, atheists have no values whatsoever.
Alexander Cox
you are making the claim and you have the burden of proof so dont call me uneducated when asking for proof
Levi Walker
No but you'll eventually grow out of atheism.
Until then keep your fedora to yourself, k
Jack Nelson
do you take it up the bum, ,
Landon Garcia
You are fucking right
Jack Barnes
Time to follow Poland's example and officially coronate Jesus Christ as the literal king of this board
Christopher Adams
but the god as the bible puts it isnt what you are describing him as
Daniel King
>1 post by this ID
Guys, stop posting here, for fuck's sake...
Bentley Kelly
Praise God
Mason Flores
Amen.
Cooper Powell
What does faith in God have to do with that image? The glass is because you cannot have faith in man, not God.