100% White American looking to move to Norway

Any advice from Norwegian Sup Forumsacks?

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Don't move to Oslo. It's a shithole.

Learn the language (it's fairly easy to learn)!!!!

Scandinavians likes to keep to themselves, so don't expect to make friends easily. Take the initiative. Alcohol helps.

A lot of Scandinavians likes foreigners in theory, but hates them in practice. But Americans and Englishmen are well liked both in theory and in practice.

Everything is expensive in Norway, so get a good job.


How much Scandinavian heritage do you have?

(Norwegian living in Sweden.)

No move here instead

Denmark is better

Fuck off theyre full

(unless you are a petroleum engineer)

Stay in the US and make white kids instead

>How much Scandinavian heritage do you have?


Seeing as he's american, i guess he will answer “muh 1\75”

Thanks for the advice norgebro.
Both of my grandparents on both sides interestingly enough were born there.

live near the border so you can go shopping in sweden

This, but OP only wants to move to cash his welfare check, so it's actually a plus that Norway is a socialist state.

I've been to Norway. Their big cities are essentially middle eastern and African now, and from the north the sneaky Sami are breeding with Norwegian girls. The end result will be short niggers with high cheek bones.

>White American
>White

Thats like saying Romania is people of Rome

Fact is Romanians are Gypies the Roma people,
And Fact is US is no longer white , and thats a good thing like Biden said.

have a good ecucation. learn norwegian. choose a coastal city (not Oslo). the rest of your life will consist of complaining about how much money you have and how expensive and cold everything and everyone is. good luck

Getting a job in Scandinavia is pretty difficult unless you have an engineering degree.

This is the best answer you're going to get. I'm waiting on number 3.

>from the north the sneaky Sami are breeding with Norwegian girls. The end result will be short niggers with high cheek bones.
thats the other way around. and half norwegian/sami girls are insanely beautiful

then how do migrants get jobs?

Come north.

Only commies, negros and queers live down south.

Meanwhile in Britain, you're 1/3 first cousin and 1/4 paki.

>Any advice from Norwegian Sup Forumsacks?
Norwegian mountainmonkey here.
Norwegians are alot like canadians with crippling social anxiety.
Wages all over the country are sky high: 120NOK minimum hourly wage. think thats above 20 USD atm. Just keep in mind that the prices and taxes follow suit.

oslo has a ghetto, and obnoxiously expensive living options.
Unless you know people or have a job to go to, I'm not sure id recommend that city.

Bergen is ok, but it rains alot. The student environment is fantastic.

Trondheim dominates the soccer-league. Expect fat hooligans with ugly mustaches. Apart from that, I haven't been there much, and don't have a valid impression.

Stavanger is ok. The oilprices are shit though, so unemployment rates are absurd atm. Oilcompanies sack people right left and center. If the oilprices bounce back, however, the city is a literal goldmine. Offshore wages are unreal.

Kristiansand is very nice during summers. Hire a boat with some friends, drink and fish between the islands. Best memories of my life there.

All in all, I'd recommend Norway though. Especially if you get a free pass into a respectable job, or have a passion for fishing/skiing or hiking. If you dont tick any of those boxes, I'd recommend Denmark. Probably the happiest people on earth there.
Iceland is also a valid option.

>thats the other way around. and half norwegian/sami girls are insanely beautiful
God no. They are some of the most disgusting people I've seen. Might just be because of how opposed to miscegenation I am though.

They dont

I've seen the mix you're talking about and they are indeed stunning. Cutest babies on the planet also.

>120NOK minimum hourly wage
Fuck off, there is no minimum wage here

I want to live near the Norwegian/Russian border in a log cabin with a qt to pump out white babies for me.

Sami women are a few steps over nigels crooked teeth beauties.

Also samis hate niggers and non christians. I suspect youre a salty paki that never got any when visiting.

Have you been to Ulvik in Hordaland? That's where all of my family is traced back to for generations.

60%

Kirkenes for you.

Only place on the russian border.

Hope you dont mind russians and russian signs, its an ok town but i think chances are you find a better russian girl there.

Why would Sami hate non-Christians more than Christians? Didn't Christians fuck them over?

what is this meme

Have you been to Svalbard? That's also an option.

Dude its not like we left any of their old gods standing, christendom is all they know and they take it more seriously then most norsks these days.

Haha, were you in the "American looking to move to Estonia" thread?
I saw that and wanted to make one for Norway since that's where I want to end up.

>Don't move to Oslo. It's a shithole.
can confirm, unless you live in certain areas of this map, guess which ones..

You will need a clean record to go there, not even i can go there.

Finnmark or troms would be nice for you my dude, travel to sweden and finland on weekend shopping trips, winter darkness, snowmobiles, samis and prime hunting/fishing.

>(unless you are a petroleum engineer)
YEAH, 'cause they are doing great at the time!
>theyre not, low oil price made many unemployed

>Their big cities are essentially middle eastern and African now
this coming from britain, wow..
#OnlyOslo

>120NOK minimum hourly wage
there is no legal minimum wage you dumbass.

dont listen to this dumbass

98.3% where I'm from.

Reeeeeee, and With the current city council Oslo will become more ghettoized
Lan Marie is a cunt and Raymond is a cuck

I like it, thanks for the advice norgebro.

kek, forget it

enlighten me, what are they doing?

t. oslofag

>#OnlyOslo
That makes me feel a bit better. We have to clean Oslo up someday though.

Why is it so hard to go there?

been some years since last I was home. Something changed?

Sadly no.
But I know it lies deep in the hardangerfjord.

Rural, in other words.

Kek, the green party is a joke, Labour and conservatives are globalist puppets.

We only take Arabs or Africans

Fek off cant, were full!

Stfu gyppo we are the children of Dacia and Rome

Fuck off, we're full

I suggest you look up just how difficult it is to get citizenship. You can't exactly jusy hop on a plane and move there. Even if you meet the eligibiity requirements (you almost certainly don't) it will take years, maybe even a decade to get your application process.

Move to the Northern state, mostly Norwegian genetics there anyway.

you're a retard if you decide moving here.
most cities here are more diverse than yours
Just stay fucking clear from Skien, Oslo, Bergen, Tromso, Kristiansand and Trondheim.

And why the fuck do you even want to move here? Do you even know how much we are taxed and how expensive it is to live here?

This, but stay away from Tromso. It's a liberal college town

Damn ameribro, I want to go to america some day if it remains FREEDOMLAND, would happily trade with you...

Here is how to get in...
DO:
>Pretend to be illiterate
>Adopt a culture+religion in direct conflict with western values
>If you are under 30, say you are 15 years old
>Act really entitled
>Go on a hunger strike because they aren't treating your case fast enough
>Grow a big beard, chant ALLAHU AKBAR
>Call us intolerant if you don't get your way

DON'T:
>Appear western
>Act civilized
>Have a good education
>Act like you can take care of yourself
>Be respectful of the Norwegian native people
>Act appreciative of your country


Seriously though, I want to get to the US and it is fucking HARD...

I was talking about North Dekota & Minnesota etc. in the US

Its got polar bears and other wildlife that need not be disturbed, and you are legally required to carry a gun...thinking about it im sure i can go there since police accepted my weapons licenses.

But usually when you go to svalbard they bring up your criminal record also because its only one policeman there.

And Frp, SV, V, KRF and SP= sell out parties

nice quads

The best non globalist alternativ

Kek, I see

How is FrP sellouts? At least they're against immigration, what other policies even matter at this point?

Buy house near our border and youll always get cheap gas and vodka

I can guarantee OP is a demoshit socialist from reddit

So that's why SV and other left-leaning parties are doing so well up north? Check the demographics, man

Kek.
Not if you find an American cutie to marry and get a visa that way.

lol, its the other way around. some sami girls are kawaii

There's a beggar in the streets every 10 meters you walk in every major city, they sell disgusting vegetables on the streets, it's a half way third world shit hole. Just stay in the US, trust me.

Nice meme burger but stop pretending you are white. No amount of meming about our minority populations will remove your native american and black genes.

>only one policeman there.
That's so funny lol

>Spotted the subhuman

SP?

they always been the farmers and rural folks party, and now they atre going on the anti immigration picket.

But yes politicians in all parties are bought to some extent.
LOL Actually voting for a commie gook that wants to remove motorized transport from the citys and replace with bikes;^)

Because they don't give a shit about this country and are completely content with destroying our armed forces (along with ap), selling our natural resources and destroying life for the working man by being pro EOS and schangen

>its only one policeman there.
the sheriff has got a lot of deputies

Who gives a fuck? We are under invasion dud.

Bondepartiet is senterpartiet Oslo boy

I'm a conservative, nationalist, and traditionalist who wants to preserve the white race wherever it is. Good enough for you?

Norweigans are literally the biggest jews ever they travel to Sweden to buy our shit because it's too expensive in Norway get a hold of this guy

As long as they close the borders they can suck off the king for all i care.

You do the same here.

>
>been some years since last I was home. Something changed?

There is no nation-wide minimum wage. Unions for various professions negotiate minimum wages for their fields only. Last I heard, construction workers were getting ~150 minimum, but cleaners were getting ~80 minimum.

This was what i was referring to assidiq muhammed.

hold kjeft og la oss late som om den amerikanske mulatten faktisk onsker å komme til Norge i fred, Sven-Albert

Yeah, but that's exactly what they aren't doing.

Please dont, americans are so loud and obnoxious they irritate everyone. Even if people smile at you they ll secretly talk shit in your back.

Go to sweden :)

tbqh I was in Bergen and Alesund and it was A-OK . I love Norway.

They are the only ones on the anti immigration.

What would you vote for??

I think your thinking of MdG friendo

Those 2 cities are probably Ok, because muslims & gypsies don't occupy every streetcorner with their kebab shops, disgusting vegetable stands & beggars because it's on the west coast & it literally rains there 80% of the time.

Enkelte av oss tar også båten til Danmark, billig sprit og shit.

>Implying we're not
Are you perhaps in this video?
youtube.com/watch?v=8ynk5_ETa8A

>t. someone who has never been to the US

>conservative, nationalist, and traditionalist

You'd be one of the very few such people in the whole country. (There's like one little enclave of snobs near Oslo, though.)

That said:
- learn the language, because you'll get only shit jobs with English only,
- don't expect benefits to apply to you until several years of productive residence,
- don't expect a quick path to citizenship, they're extending the requirements for non-savages,
- Oslo area is horribly, horribly expensive but also full of jobs if you know the language,
- just about everything is done via internet, so you better know more than just pushing buttons if you want to file any application,
- it's not really a good place to settle down; good place to earn lots of money to retire somewhere white-only, though.

>my brother is an asshole
>lets bring more assholes of other familes to our own family because

Typical cuck mentality

It's clearly art dude. Do you not follow the times?

Nigger stop trolling, Mdg is a joke among farmers and rural folk.

nigger we are talking about the same thing here

I want to become Norwegian too but I'm doing it to get a slice of the oil monies

they are incompetent retards

Stay the fuck away from our oil monnies or we'll send Farage over there.

and they need a reality check