What is opinions on this countries?

What is opinions on this countries?

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>Denmark
meh
>Sweden
cucks
>Faroe Islands
My 'not a country' detector is going off
>Norway
okay I guess
>Iceland
almost as bad as Sweden
>Finland
no strong opinion one way or another

I saw a video of some large Finnish tourist group visiting Faroe islands once. They were marching through the streets yelling some shit in Finnish.
The locals probably still think Finns are special because of that.

>on this countries
>this countries
Extremely low if we look at your flag.

You pretend to hate us, but deep down you know you love your brother

Unoriginal fucks that cant even make a good flag design

Their flags are great. Dunno what you're on about.

in order right to left then top to bottom:
>you can be on top this time, denmark ^^ I love you.
>DIE SWEDEN DIE STOCKHOLM CENTRAL A SHIT
>You can never leave the island without a horrible longing pain. Even thought you hate it there.
>pls fix oslo. no further comment.
>"why do u have brown eyes are you ill?" lmao I love you too iceland
>I'm sure their languages comes from andromeda. would still fuck every single one of them.

>no Aland

LEFT TO RIGHT. I MEAN LEFT TO RIGHTTTT

the sun goes backwards here this is hard shit to figure out, don't judge me.

Why are their flags crosses when it should be crescents?

Really awesome countries with very interesting history, culture and people.

Unfortunately thoroughly cucked and kiked up in the modern era.

Not a country. They are free to go independent but they choose not to.

fix'd

they all have very original flag designs.

why cant they all form a union and make europe great again

all excellent except Sweden

>MEGA
>this meme is taken
>try using letters and numbers to form a unique meme

Cucks united?

Nordics need to preserve their genes so we can have their women.

North Sea Empire desu

Can someone explain why the design is identical to an ameritard? Was there some old-timey flag-design fad at one point and the design just stuck to the present day?

Bröder och systrar. Sadly we are all mixed soon, our heritage and pride removed, and replaced by sandniggers. So if you see a jew, destroy it.

I think the history is that a danish king saw a white cross in the sky that was painted red before some battle and then they got that flag. And then the rest of the nordics just ripped of their flag and came up with their own crosses

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Norway was actually founded before Denmark.

The best one is not even on that chart, OP.

>tfw you mistake a trumpet for a big black cock

Heil to my swedish brothers on Åland

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It's good practice.

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>Faroe islands
>Not a danish colony

Hmmm

No it was not.

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after I graduate im moving to denmark for a while with my brother... we've always admired it.

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872

Denmark was founded in 11th century I believe.

>The locals probably still think Finns are special because of that.
b-but you are special

>Iceland
>almost as bad as Sweden
>Iceland who arrested bankers and told immigrants to fucking off
>cucks
Are you retarded ameribro?
Thanks for your "okay" tho

where's Romania?

Denmark ok.
I like finnish memes.
Rest can go to heck

More like 750-800

>North Sea Empire
i'd like that, after the great uncuckening of course.

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Sauce?

Cucks n' mongols.

>a fucking land

I like denmark and norway, the rest are cucked to death or mongolians

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I think that it is true that the norwegian tribes melted together before the danish ones did. There were also fewer people in Norway so it makes sense. It dident become a "nation" though and it dident get the norwegian flag until much later.

Denmark is the first scandi nation to get the cross flag which according to legend was given to us by god during the battle of Lyndanisse in estonia in 1219.

The story is that during the crusades, the king had his originally white cloth completely covered in blood by muslims, and because he wore a uniform that had a large cross of a different material over his clothing, the white cloth behind the cross wasn't painted red by the blood of his enemies. And that is how the flag was made.

>unified realm was initiated by King Harald I Fairhair in the 9th century. His efforts in unifying the petty kingdoms of Norway, resulted in the first known Norwegian central government. The country however fragmented soon, and was collected into one entity in the first half of the 11th century. Norway has been a monarchy since then, passing through several eras.
Norway is pretty much a non-country.

Cuckolding is Sweden's national sport

>given

no you stole it from them

>almost as bad as Sweden
not even close, fuck off

Are you literally retarded? Denmark existed as a unified entity long before that, they just didn't write shit down back then, but archeological records show borders being drawn on the south of Jutland during the time of the Saxons. Why on earth would you think that flat and manageable Denmark would unify later than mountainous and isolated Norway?

The oldest text based source of the word "denmark" is found on the Jellinge stones in Jutland created by viking king Gorm The Old in 935

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From who? God?

>Denmark
based Vikings and Lego

>Sweden
YES

>Faroe Islands
Only things I know about them is that they love killing whales for no reason.

>Norway
Fucking Oslo accords. Antisemitic scum.

>Iceland
Volcanoes and unpronouncable names

>Finland
The homeland of the greatest memes the internet has ever seen

Give Åland back please god bless

>Fucking Oslo accords. Antisemitic scum.

Wtf I love Norway now

So you can turn it into an interracial breeding Island?

>Denmark
>Norway
>Finland
>Iceland
>Faroe Islands

>Denmark
Cancer
>Sweden
Shithole, fucking hate it here.
>Faroe Islands
Is it a country though?
>Norway
Okay
>Finland
Meh

Union including estland.

are you a swede?

No so I can move there without having to get a fucking finnish citizenship first. I don't want to be a part of your mongolian horde but I want to live in Åland

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Yesssssss, but on the wrong track you are. Tonight, show you I will.

What's with the Åland obsession Sup Forums has?
It's literally just a town and two villages on 100 tiny islands.
The inhabitants are dull minded people who are haunted by some unrealistic idea of a future where their island speaks Finnish, meanwhile nearby Stockholm is going full Baghdad and Ålanders don't mind one bit.

Why do you think this proves that Norway was a kingdom before Denmark?

>Denmark
Ok. Kinda anti immigrant so I like the
>Sweden
Carolus rex will never return to those cursed lands
>Faroe Island
I find their languege pleasant to my ears
>Norway
Better than Sweden
>Iceland
Meh. Isolated vikings and lost irish monks. Still a nice country
>Finnland
Languege brother

No I'm asking you to find a source for when Denmark was created. Please prove me wrong if it was before 872.

nice authentic norweigan flag buddy, as stated before norway is a non.country.

faroese and icelandic are almost identical though (faroese sounds like retarded icelandic tho)

Norway and Iceland are god-tier. Most of our bait comes from them. Thank you, greatest allies. You help our lobster-fishing industry well :)

We need another 9/11 to punish the burgers

Both languages are close to old norse which was spoken in all of scandinavia. The reason why you both still speak a language close to that is because you have both been very isolated.

The only reason you conquered us was because we were devastated by the black plague and Sweden fucked us over in the Kalmar Union

I've been to Sweden in the summer. It's a pretty borning country, similar to where I live in Canada. Then again I wad 9 and attending my cousins wedding.

I'm planning on taking a trip to your island. Any recommendations?

They really need to stop being brainwashed cucks.

Little, irrelevant countries with high living standard but also high taxes.

You are too few to survive the amount of immigrants you are letting in.

makes one wonder when the danish language went so terribly wrong

Shitty bait

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The source of Norway being a unified country that far back is Ynglingatal and Heimskringla. These very same sources describe legendary Danish kings far further back. How about you read a fucking book, or you use common sense. Denmark is small, its tribes local, its topography flat, and the neighbors like the Saxons incentivize unification for the sake of defense. Norway is fuckhuge, its tribes spread out far, its topography mountainous and difficult to manage.

I want to become an honorary member of pic related. :DDD

terrible unoriginal flags, in-breeders, nazi sympathizers, and muslim lovers

Okay, source please.

I love Sweden.

I just fucking gave you a source you mouthbreathing nigger, HEIMSKRINGLA.

Regardless of the memes here, every norseman I've ever met has been absolutely pleasant. Something about thouse countries creates nice, happy people who enjoy helping just to help. My best friend for a long time when I was growing up was a wonderful little Swedish girl, Johanna. Never met anyone from the Faroe Islands, though.

t. Esteban Gonzales

plan your budget carefully, shit is expensive here
dont go offroad in the country unless you have the right car, generally dont drive like an asshole
dont step on the moss pls
go to sightseeing spots very early in the day (6-7-8am) to avoid other tourists

I thought much of that banking debacle was reversed and the same shit is now occurring again? Mainstream media horseshit or what?