ALT-RIGHT TROLLS ARE ARGUING OVER GENETIC TESTS THEY THINK "PROVE" THEIR WHITNESS

news.vice.com/story/alt-right-trolls-are-getting-23andme-genetic-tests-to-prove-their-whiteness

news.vice.com/story/alt-right-trolls-are-getting-23andme-genetic-tests-to-prove-their-whiteness

news.vice.com/story/alt-right-trolls-are-getting-23andme-genetic-tests-to-prove-their-whiteness

Why are you all so miserable?

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Why are you not white?

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>Sup Forums posts are now newsworthy

What timeline am I in again?

Hey that's my post

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Thats harmless banter, you ignorant faggot. I want 23andme as well but i know my heritage is... compromised. Fortunately im white for all intents and purposes, with one major exception: MUH DICK motherfucker

>paying someone to steal your DNA
Who invented this meme.

These results are stupid. "Native American" obviously means amerindian, and that's a subset of Asian genetics, anyway.

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Give it a fuckin rest you nigger

they take pol too seriously

I don't need to prove my whiteness with DNA testing. All I need to do is examine my behavior to determine that I am truly white, the living, breathing eternal Anglo.

post archive faggot im not giving your shitty cuck blog views

saged

if it wasnt anonymous wouldn't that be a libel lawsuit waiting to happen?

>there's a career to be made cataloging our shitposts
fucking kek

>Sup Forums says stupid shit
>News

What a time to be alive

Hell yea. It's a concrete foundation of ideals more than it is the skin alone. That being said though there is a huge disparity in niggers/jew/chinks/muslims with those ideals

>banter about whiteness is now worthy of news

Holy shit we have been doing this for years. What a time to be alive

We are making history lads.

>rebel media's lauren southern posts her 23andme
>the next day vice, the shitters who bullied out gavin, run yet another article about how information is racism
it's fucking nothing

Isn't just enough see how much light do you reflect? Fucking retards

That's right vice

100% European master race

>Mexico

KEK

HAHAHA

Damn this is actually my post

Looks like I made the news

>eastern european

I'm a tall, muscular, tanned, semitic looking male with long hair and tattoos.
Am i white?

>pol shitposting is news worthy

Journalism is a joke

Elspeth you will never work for the New York Times.

this anyone have the picture of the brown poster telling the white poster that Irish, Slavs, Mediterranean weren't white?

Eastern European?

LOL you're not even white.

>vice actually made my posts news worthy
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/86224216/#q86224647

Jews and Mormons (who might as well be Jews).

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Top lad, you've done us all proud. Keep up the good work.

A-are east europeans really not white? I thought we were white brothers guise...

whiter than italians I suppose

Goddamn it... why can't one of my posts make it to one of these articles? What does a nigga have to do?

This. What the hell?

Just shitpost as much as possible

>Eastern European
>white

italians are basically just blacks.

>Sup Forums posts are now newsworthy

It seems like every day a bait/fiddling our dicks/ thread becomes top news for the "Very serious and concerned people."

yeah but they can do organized crime at least

wtf is wrong with journalists?

If i took us serious, i would be pretty concerned as well.

Anyone got screencaps of the ETERNAL ANGLO roach? Show them to vice so they can run a followup about EVEN WHITE ANGLO-SAXONS are not considered aryan by some "white nationalists" lmao

>vice
Fake news

>Tattoos
Gas yourself

Just go around propagating a new way to determine whiteness

Like, pink butthole = white

Soon enough, you'll get articles like "The bizarre reason white nationalists are posting their buttholes online"

The lame part about it is how they have to write the same 'explainer' that takes up half the piece every single time. "seedy internet underground of tech-savy white-supremacist, neo-nazi, alt-rightists..." As if they haven't shoved 20 "alt-right" articles down everyones throats every two months for the last year.

>Vice makes a newsstory out of shitpost on Sup Forums
we did it lads

>Implying Anglos are white
>Implying Snowniggers are white
>Implying Slavs are white
>Implying Celtics are white
>Implying mainland Europeans are white

Shitskin detected

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>Shitposts on Sup Forums are news now

wait a minute if they actually make money off this garbage we should just start clone sites and siphon off their funds or destroy the market

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Ill say what ive alwats said: at least until we have white ethnostates, we are all on the same team

>Reporting on Sup Forums threads

>Not even unique threads, just regular everyday shitpost threads

>Sup Forums....Alt-Right

If you're going to get into the Fake News business, why not at least make it interesting.

Oh wait

If you had that ability you wouldn't be a blogger at Vice.

vice is blatant fucking lugenpresse

LEAVE ITALY ALONE YOU SNOWNIGGERS
THEY HAVE THE HIGHEST AVERAGE IQ IN EUROPE
THEY ARE THE PEAK OF CIVILIZATION

>shitposting and bants are now newsworthy
Journalism is beyond dead

Italians don't have the highest IQ in Southern Europe, let alone Europe

This is like the Twitch of journalism.

>Why read social media posts yourself, when I can show you them and then explain to you in words what you are looking at with your eyes

Maybe Breitbart can write an article about a leftist blog post about a twitter joke.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

VICE NORMIE KEKS OFF MY BOARD

Top Kek

>tfw the New York Times is 50% blog posts and fake news now too

Fucking kek.

The entire media establishment is Piers Morgan, Milo, Rupert Murdoch's P.I.'s and raging, bitter, unpaid interns.

it's amazing how retarded shit has gotten, there is actually a youtube channel with high viewership and all the guy does is narrate actions scenes as they happen.

I wonder if I can get my asshole on buzzfeed...

That's fucking genius.

>Eastern European

aka the niggers of Europe

this

Shit posting is fun

>alt-right
Sup Forums is NatSoc board.

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>direct link to news site
shilling thread is shilling
All you faggots who opened the link need to kill yourselves
archive.is/CaeeR

posting a picture of the brains behind the alt right bigot.