Castro was actually a bull

>Castro was actually a bull

HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Pierre Trudeau got cucked by Castro!

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ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/margaret-trudeaus-cuban-memory-the-dictator-who-cuddled-her-baby
magafeed.com/is-justin-trudeau-the-son-of-fidel-castro/
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JUSTin looks more like his father than Castro tbqh. Castro looks exactly like Liam Neeson tho

>*look at flag*
RARE

Castro's face on the bottom says it's true.

Cruz and Rubio shit talk Trudeau when?

i don't think so

PET was such a cuck, the father could be anyone really. Maybe one of the rolling stones.

youtube.com/watch?v=zzWTAorHeu0

hahaha, oh wow

MEME PM IS CASTRO'S SON

what timeline are we in?

"Margaret Trudeau was promiscuous"

A totally irrelevant, baseless, unattributed quote.
Well I'm convinced!

watch this dude's video, ( )
it's clear she fucked all of the rolling stones and then had some marijuana fueled orgy in new york afterwards

>BEST
>CONSPIRACY THEORY
>EVAR

Well I'm convinced.

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Alpha fucks, beta bucks.

this is my meme theory of choice

GET SOMEBODY TO COMPARE THE EARS FAGS

PET was also fucking around too. He gave no a fucks about his wife.

Project Murphy confirms.

Fidel Castro here. Can confirm, Justin is my boy. Er, was my boy. :(

Margaret also had the tightest pussy I ever experienced. No lie.

>Margaret
>tight pussy
>lies

the nose!!
the fucking nose!
[current year] trudeau has castro's nose 100%

You cease to be a swinger and become a cuck the moment you sire another man's child.

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It's true, atleast when I hit it. Keep in mind I got to it early on, in the 60s in fact.

>You cease to be a swinger and become a cuck the moment you sire another man's child.

And he divorced her ass. She kept the children. He never raised anything, He was busy fucking the most beautiful 70s Hollywood starlettes.

That's it, im convinced that he really is Castros son. Not a doubt in my mind now

>70s bitches
>When it wasn't normal for them to shave

Eew. I don't know how anybody actually brought themselves to have sex in the age of the beaver.

top cuck, indeed that beta look on his face tells you all about the odds that he fathered anything whatsoever

I WANT TO BELIEVE

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except that he got the eyes of his father pierre

So..this...is the power..of autism.

>Justin "If you extinguish the fire, it wins" Trudeau is son of Fidel Castro
>Fidel Motherfucking Castro
>yfw

>rare

>the nose is IDENTICAL

is every canadian gay
literally gayest comment i ever read

Does the Mother have an alibi?

Could she gotten knocked up when visiting with Trudeau's brother like in Op's pic?

Do we know when the meeting took place?

I've got bad news for you

>Fidel staring sadly at his son.
>Margaret staring lovingly at her son's father.
idk this picture is just weird.

fucking KEK

This is just crazy enough to be the real deal.

Welp, now I'm convinced.

No wonder Trudeau's such a little commie

Sorry Sup Forums but the baby from that picture is actually Michel Trudeau, Justin's dead brother.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Trudeau

Iceland isn't rare.

proof?

What the fuck is wrong with you people. How are you canucks this fucking gay

ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/margaret-trudeaus-cuban-memory-the-dictator-who-cuddled-her-baby

>And here i told them to line up against the wall

I want this to be true, Canada would never recover, their leader is a cuck baby of a commie

Fucking Hell.

It all makes sense now.

Novy buzerant.

She got cigared

She committed an inFidelity

This is some 5D underwater mahjong.

Cuboned

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Kek I like it

i don't care if it's true
this thread is pure gold

Fucking Liam Neeson.
Holy fuck.
We must ask Lord Kek to make this happen. Let us use memetic magic to make Justin, Liam Nee-I mean Fidel Castro's son.


JUSTIN CASTRO.

kek

This would be the most awkward Jeremy Kyle episode ever

Iceland is uncommon at best retard

He looks exactly like Castro when he was young.

Looks we gotta uncover this mystery and expose Trudeau.

That's like saying Baron is not Donald's son because Melania is a whore. Who knows who this Slovenian golddigger might have fucked?

Bushes are based, you gay guy

Oh fuck thats a good one.

>Iceland
>Rare
Pick one and only one, newfag

who are these fucking morons and how are they allowed to govern a nation?

this planet is fucking retarded
somebody needs to overthrow the elite.
they are fucking scum and out of touch

Castro was a famous lover.

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Couldn't be in a better timeline Pedro

nose lips chin all similar

she does have a perfect body tho

Baron looks the most like trumpnthough

Nice digits

How did such a macho man who charged fearlessly into gun fights sire such a massive cuck? Is this definitive proof that Canada ruins everything it touches?

Trump's victory truly placed us in the best timeline imaginable.

Except Melania has never shown herself to be a whore, so that's just a cruel allegation with no backing. Trudeau's mom was famous for being a whore.

Talk shit on our First Lady again and I'll stomp your puny little country into the ground, pussy-boy.

magafeed.com/is-justin-trudeau-the-son-of-fidel-castro/

really makes you think...

because he was raised as pierre trudeau as his father. Pierre Trudeau ruins everything he touches, from his wife's son to my entire fucking country. Nuke my country and salt the earth. It's like radioactivity and you could be next if you don't take preventative measures.

She remembers Castro during that visit as a “very warm and charming man — I enjoyed him.”

>I ENJOYED HIM

> ENJOYED HIM

>BTFO

>t. so desperate for sex that he has absolutely no physical standards.

Really made me think.

the lips especially

they're identical

Ok, Podesta

Found comet pizza's owner lol

So doing lesbian pornography photoshoots doesn't her a whore?
>Amerifat logic

Does this look like Justin's brother?

>nude photos as a model
>her job is literally to be admired for physichal beauty

>fucking the commie dictator of Cuba and literally cuckolding the leader of Canada

Entirely different

not at all

he looks a LOT more like pierre, especially the receding hairline

Someone better call Maury. I love this timeline.

That's what I thought, seems strange.

top kek

This.

Don't worry mate. The day of the rake will come and I hope you will have the means to escape while your less than admirable peers are sent into the disposal. Assuming of course Trudeau doesn't burn down the whole country first.

Dna test nao

>I love this timeline.
Feels good to be home.

stop censoring the first lady!

Sporticus is not rare, just a faggot

damn straight. We've been waiting a long time.