>So, sixteen days into the reality of Donald Trump being our President-elect, and I'm reading New Yorker and Jacobin and Slate and NY Times articles, trying to make sense of just what the fuck happened, and how the fuck do we go forward. The Democratic Party is in shards on the floor right now. I think we're going to have eight years of Trump and his clean-shaven looters scraping out the carcass of the country before fucking off and blaming it on progressives and lesbians and PC and rap music.
Easily one of the most annoying fuckers on twitter
Austin Nguyen
His standup is fucking hilarious
David James
Also one of the largest.
Ayden Peterson
>reading New Yorker and Jacobin and Slate and NY Times article
He's reading hugbox material
Wew lad
Nathaniel Howard
obvious leaf bait
you guys are all masochists, aren't you?
Andrew Sullivan
I used to really think he was funny in heart she hollar
but alas
a jew is a jew
Kevin Price
>The Democratic Party is in shards >shards
He meant sharts.
Camden Turner
Lena Dunham and Patton Oswalt have a lot in common.. They were both upset when Trump won because they thought it meant Taco Bell would close down.
Nolan Myers
Be honest. If you didn't disagree with his political views you'd find him funny af
Luke Johnson
the heartshe holler is a good show
Josiah Diaz
> New Yorker and Jacobin and Slate and NY Times articles
How do these people take themselves seriously
Alexander Wilson
"Out pants can't withstand an assblasting of that magnitude!"
Matthew Wood
look into his eyes in that pic
those are guilty eyes
Joshua Morris
Maybe his wife can console him
Nathan Diaz
He's an obama dick sucking leftist hack. I wouldn't expect anything less.
Jeremiah Cox
Patton Oswalt needs to be murdered, too bad right wing nutjobs are just a media bogeyman.
Ryan Baker
I think he's pretty funny sure
Hudson Wilson
DEAD WIFE
Jaxon Diaz
Everytime this fat fuck cucks out we need to post brutal shops of his wife to fuck with his mind.
Eventually it will be a pavlovs dogs situation where he will be conditioned to not be a cuck since he knows psychological pain will follow.
Nathaniel Hernandez
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Dylan Evans
Look at what a weak slug this fat little shit is. I don't respect people that look like this IRL. You should do the opposite of whatever a turd like this tells you. He can't even manage his appearance or body weight, but professes he knows how to manage the country?
GTFO fish bellied maggots
Isaac Thomas
>New Yorker >Slate >New York Times
Reads Fake News, wonders why reality doesnt conform to his expectations.
Anyway, his party is currently pissing away their last vestiges of perceived competency and moral superiority with a frivolous recount designed to inflame tensions and stoke hatred and is thinking about putting a black communist muslim in charge.
2016, you have been a good year.
Charles Wood
Literally >oy vey it's another shoah lmao
Jeremiah Smith
No.
He's like a lot of modern comedians - mildly amusing.
Like Louis C.K. or any other anonymous white slob not quite hipster who talks about how fat and/or lame he is but doesn't really have any jokes.
Ethan Anderson
This is the meltdown I've been waiting for the most. This sneering, gelatinous fucking infant has been one of the most insufferable pieces of anti-American scum in a wide pool of leftist shit. Liberals are a miserable bunch, but fatboy here takes the cake. The dark bags under his eyes, the doughy body, the quivering chin fat, that pinched little holier-than-thou bird face, everything about this turd is fucking repulsive to begin with. It's 20 times worse when he opens his cumchute to condemn anyone right-of-center and bemoan us as being beneath the dignity of human rights. I hate this tubby little worm with every fiber of my being, and President Trump couldn't have happened to a more deserving cocksucker. There is nothing funny about him at all; he's a sullen, craven little pinko who throws a fucking CAT-5 tantrum every time someone disagrees with him. Fat fucking foaming at the mouth piece of garbage, if I were his wife, I'd fucking drop dead, too. Good god, I love what's happening to him right now. I want to get on Twitter just to push his faggot ass to suicide.
Luis Bailey
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Camden Diaz
Patton Oswalt was one of the best story telling comedians a few years back but goddamnit if those LA comics didn't have to buy in to changing their acts about equality and justice to keep their careers and crowds.
He had some masterpieces and now he is kind of just a dud.
Connor Morris
Underrated.
Samuel Jackson
>and rap music leftists are the ones who hate rap and video games and want to "regulate" them
Chase Richardson
>muh holocaust >jewish 'intelligentsia' >Define intelligentsia: a group of intelligent and well-educated people who guide or try to guide the political So they don't hide that kikes were and are subverting their host countries cultures and politics?
Zachary Foster
>progressives We're the progressives now. Liberals continuing to harp on the same socialist bullshit that's been destroying western civilization over the past 55 years is not progressive.
Chase Cook
Fucking A
Logan Wilson
He's mad because he planned on transitioning into a lesbian under Hillary
Juan Sanders
>this rant
Owen Myers
I used to think he was funny, then I turned five.
Ian Thompson
Goddam u leafs are so good
Aiden Bennett
>...white slob not quite hipster who talks about how fat and/or lame he is but doesn't really have any jokes.
>Louis C.K >Jim Gaffigan >Patton Oswalt >Gabriel Iglesias (not white, but bases a lot on him being "fluffy"
I miss George Carlin
Ayden Sanchez
Serious question: Did his mother drink through the pregnancy?
Nicholas Ward
THIS. MAKE HIM DO IT. MAKE HIM JUMP OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE.
Aiden Ward
wrong
Jonathan Reed
The ironic thing is that Louis CucK built his comedy around saying things that are controversial or taboo. A lot of it was basically old-school Sup Forums humor, presented as ironic shock humor so that he could distance himself from it.
Easton Murphy
>Far Right >Far Left
>Muh middle
Fuck off you fat back pedalling cunt. You're far left.
>muh PC
You're PC
What a pathetic faggot.
William Long
why aren't people tweeting pictures at him of his dead wife photoshopped to look like a corpse with captions like "why didn't you save me patton" ?
Isaiah Foster
>I'm reading New Yorker and Jacobin and Slate and NY Times articles, trying to make sense of just what the fuck happened
the first part of the sentence does not follow to the second
it's like saying you want to understand gravity so you're reading a fucking cook book
Sebastian Powell
he'll come back I believe in oswalt, he just needs to get his head right
Asher Young
Leftists are just confused. On one hand, they want to show how much they love black people and black culture. On the other hand, black people, particularly rappers, are the most genuinely racist, misogynistic people in America. Usually, they just avoid the topic altogether, or target individual rappers. They only allow other black people to criticize rappers, though, like Oprah.
Josiah Butler
Please do this right now
Isaac Rodriguez
i liked his stand up but his next career move should be the same as his wife's
William Powell
i see what you did there
Blake Miller
reading Jacobin on Trump is like reading Stormfront on jews
Levi Reed
>They only hate me because they're jealous of my """"""""""""""success""""""""""""" not because I troll them regularly on twitter
>LITERALLY SAM HYDE will send Alt-Right Stormtroopers to kill me, and I am deeply afraid. *hugs*
I don't even know what to say.
Christopher Evans
this, oswalt is lesser than one of carlins stools
Cameron Walker
He killed his wife, who not kill himself?
Dominic Richardson
>progressives and lesbians and PC and rap music.
Naw, 8 years of this is what already fucked up the country.
You're free to leave Patton boy.
Jackson Torres
Louis C.K is half jewish though.
Jacob Hughes
Hi Paton.
Jason Ross
It was worth electing Trump just for all these liberal tantrums alone. I really fucking hope he does a full 8 years.
Camden Barnes
>8 years of this is what already fucked up the country
The US was in a fairly catastrophic and military situation when the nigger got it. It takes genuine skill to wreck so much to such a degree as Bush the Younger did.
Colton Price
No. Just video games. You can glorify murder and beating women as long as it's set to a tune.
Brandon Reyes
fuck off spence you fuckin dweeb doug and carrie dont even like you
Joseph Jackson
He killed his wife.
Luis Howard
Al Gore's wife is responsible for the advisory warning on CDs
Lucas Sanders
Sshhh.
Elijah Sanders
But it wasn't on the verge of a civil war and didn't have a $17 trillion deficit.
Julian Russell
The good news is he's going to be moving back in with his wife soon.
Chase Moore
Leave patton alone
Logan Garcia
>it wasn't on the verge of a civil war
The US is not that now. The people there are as fat and disinterested as ever.
>didn't have a $17 trillion deficit
A collapsing economy means the government had to spend. Blaming the nigger for that is like blaming the fire brigade for the water damage to your garden after they stopped your house burning down.
Cameron Flores
Fucking brutal.
Juan Price
Go to Google News. Type in "rap" and "misogyny". Enjoy.
Gee, thanks, fire department. While you're at it, could you give $250 million to the Muslim Brotherhood during a sequester?
Jonathan Phillips
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Cooper Green
>The US is not that now. The people there are as fat and disinterested as ever.
You'd be wrong there.
>A collapsing economy means the government had to spend. Blaming the nigger for that is like blaming the fire brigade for the water damage to your garden after they stopped your house burning down.
And here too. Regan -> Clinton did a pretty good job of fixing a major mess, but it was already turning to shit as Clinton was leaving.
Fixing the economy without destroy the debt ceiling is the job of the elected and they royally fucked that up (Obongo included).
Colton Walker
We're 20 trillion in debt unfortunately. Trump has an uphill battle to say the least
Luis Adams
He didn't spend.
He bailed out Wall Street and other corporations with no insistence that they do anything but sit on the money and pay themselves billions (yes, with a B) in bonuses over the last 8 years.
I remember seeing Trump on David fucking Letterman talking about the bailout - how there had been no measures put it in place to compel lending.
He did what the conservatives in Europe did - bailouts and austerity. This left the wealthy safe from harm (a harm of their own devising) and everyone else screwed.
Trump is claiming he is going to put down a trillion dollars on military and infrastructure. Something that should have been done 8 years ago.
I'm not holding my breath though.
Samuel Clark
I could have happily lived my life without knowing this guy was a malignant little shit... Thanks, Internet.
Anthony Ward
USE AND ABUSE lads.
Fuck that midget alt comedy faggot.
Joshua Gutierrez
I would accept living in a poor country if it meant the end of progressives and rap music.
William Nguyen
i wanna fuck that mongoose
Christopher Butler
Correct. People in the US are fatter and less interested than any any time in history. A people who cannot take up light exercise are not a people who are about to go to war for some reason. There is no history of internal conflict in the United States.
Oliver Gray
He just has to be so fucking depressed. In every ""comedy"" series I casually watch before I go to work, he's in it.. playing the cuck friend that nobody likes or wants.
Ethan Wright
Why does every woman Patton loves fade away?
Luke King
It used to be. His new stuff is not as good. And his stand up suffers every time he gets political because it just devolves into hyperbolic bitching.
This just happened, and the leader went down drawing his gun.
Ethan Hernandez
This is the problem with comedy... It stopped being about jokes a long time ago.
Mason Phillips
>Correct. People in the US are fatter and less interested than any any time in history. A people who cannot take up light exercise are not a people who are about to go to war for some reason. There is no history of internal conflict in the United States.
/smile
I see what you did there! TROLLIN!
Isaiah Taylor
Even though this guy's net worth is 14 million USD, I doubt anyone ever touches his penis. He probably tried hookers a few times after his wife died, but the unmistakable look of disappointment and disgust on the girl's face as he disrobed, and their obvious sadness as they forced themselves to endure touching his squashed goblin body, probably crushed his spirits and so he gave up on women forever. The real reason he hates Donald Trump has nothing to do with politics. It is entirely because he is jealous Trump gets to have a healthy sex life with a beautiful woman and is surrounded by a great family, things he has longed for his whole life will never experience. The closest he came was a 3/10 wife who only loved him for his money, only begrudgingly touched his penis once every month or two, and then died. This is a rich loser's version of a beta uprising, nothing more
Noah Myers
His stuff is funny but the decided to get polirival and became a faggot. Political comedy turns to shit when you become a smug arrogant faggot.
Kayden Adams
if he spent as much paying attention to his wife as he does with twitter then she would still be with us.
Robert Murphy
Gee user it's almost as if (((they))) promote anything that encourages men to BE, and stereotypes them AS, lazy ineffectual weak beta estrogenated nu-male faggot pussy cuckolds?
Isaiah Clark
he hasnt been funny since he played that animated rat
Anthony Scott
I'm usually against using a loved one's death to fuck with someone, but goddamn if this smug pile of lard doesn't make it hard to resist.
Josiah Sanchez
Do it for Kek, do it for the lulz
Jaxon Miller
I only remember him from playing himself on King of Queens.
Jayden Ross
Its not an act. He openly admits he's a very depressed person
Aaron Nguyen
That was a sit in, not an insurgency. There are several million men, womena dn children worldwide with bandanas and AKs shaking their fucking heads.
What trolling? There is no history of internal conflict in the US.
Luke Adams
He was funny before he had a kid. Then his wife died and that was pretty good comedy too.
Josiah Williams
Fuck Patton Oswalt
And I loved his bits. "Time traveler" and "twat mist" were amazing.
